A Nose Grows In San Francisco

Written By Mediaman

    INT.     An Empty Parking Lot Late Night

As the scene opens the Three sisters are chasing a dangerous looking
guy down threw the empty spaces quickly.


PRUE: Piper I thought you said that the freeze would last.


PIPER: Well...


PHOEBE: There is no point getting upset with her now Prue.


The man turns his head to look back at the women gaining on him.


PHOEBE (to Prue): Can't you just push him down?


PRUE: If he would stop moving I would.


She looks over at Piper with a big sister look.


PIPER: What?!


Running down an enclosed space next to the lot he slides in his tracks
and has to stop for a moment. Just then the sisters enter it and see
him. Prue looks at him closely as her power kicks in. Then he is
thrown up against a chain linked fence hard. As the man gets up
slowly he starts to mumble.


MAN: Etoes Etoes...


PIPER: Can we do it now please, this guy is giving me the creeps.


Prue gets out a spell written on a crumpled piece of paper and holds it
out.


MAN: Ecal. Etoes. Azall! Azall!


The Man raises his hand with his palms out at the girls.


PHOEBE: Guys that doesn't sound good. Prue!


Prue looks at the spell on the paper closely.


PRUE: Some of the spell got smudged...


MAN: Ecerley, Hechity...


The Mans palms start to glow with a light that get brighter
and brighter. As the girls start to panic.


PHOEBE: Somebody do something, now.


MAN: Attica Cal....

Prue looks at the Man again and before he finishes his
words. He is thrust into the fence.
However, this time he is ready and grabs hold of it with his hands.
Then he uses the push to vault himself over the fence in one shot.


PIPER: Oh boy...


PHOEBE: Did you see that?


PIPER: See that, what about that smell?


PHOEBE: I don't smell anything.


PRUE: It's brimstone, Piper why didn't you just freeze him?


PHEOBE: Yeah.


The girls start to slowly walk away from the lot.


PIPER: I guess with all that running around I forgot to.
Anyway we were going to use the spell on him. Weren't we?


PHEOBE (looking over at Prue): YEAH.


As the a bird's eye shot shoots the sisters walking away.



    DESOLVE TO:



    Opening Credits





Act I


    INT.     Halliwell House Morning

Piper is making coffee in the kitchen while Phoebe is coming down for
breakfast in her tight bathrobe. Phoebe enters the kitchen yawning and
not looking like her normal sparkling self.


PHOEBE: Good Morning (she yawns)


PIPER: Boy you look out of it.


PHOEBE: I am. This waking up early is for the birds.


Piper pours out some coffee for her sister.


PHOEBE: If I didn't have this new job at the mall I wouldn't
have gotten up at all today.


Piper starts looking closely at Phoebe


PIPER: Well it was a long night. Long Stairmaster worthy night
fighting evil out there.


PHOEBE: Yea. And speaking of starring what are you doing?


PIPER: You look different today.


PHOEBE: Really. Well hopefully it's not as bad as I feel.


Phoebe cradles her head on the table.


PIPER (thinking): I can't put my finger on it.


She looks more closely at her lying down.


PIPER: But something is different with you.


PHOEBE: Please Piper, it's too early for this.


The small bell chimes on the oven timer loudly. After it sounds both
Phoebe's and Piper's noses swells slightly. Piper notices it on
Phoebe but not herself.


PIPER (shocked): Oh boy.


PHOEBE: What?


PIPER: Phoebes your nose just grew!


Piper covers her mouth in shock


PHOEBE: What are you talking about? (she lifts her head up)


PIPER: I just saw your nose grow.


PHOEBE: You're kidding, you must have been seeing things.


Piper shaking some lifts her hand off her mouth and touches
Phoebe's longer and thicker nose. Then she squeals in fear.


PIPER: Nope it's definitely bigger.


PHOEBE (touching her face): Oh god, Prue. Prue!


PIPER: I don't think she would...


PHOEBE: Little miss stay away from my boyfriends on the eve of a
blind date... Perish the thought.


PIPER: Well...


PHOEBE: Prue! Look I don't care if she has a jealousy thing about me
or why she casted this Pinocchio type spell on me but,
I'm one pissed off witch right now.

Phoebe stands up moving toward the entrance with Piper in her way some.


PIPER: Pinocchio now he had a nose. (she giggles)


Phoebe doesn't laugh looking deadpan at Piper as she
try's to move around her.


PIPER: Now look! You don't want to make her more upset, right.


PHOEBE: Right now no one could be more upset than I am!


Prue enters the kitchen all dressed for work and with a full schnoz on
her face instead of her pert nose.


PHOEBE: I stand corrected. (with a smug look on her face)


PIPER: Prue do you look in the mirror before you get dressed?


PRUE: No I don't. That's what you two were yelling about?


Prue pours out some coffee for herself as the two girls follow her
around like puppy dogs. Both maintain a state of shock and
fascination with Prue's new look.


PIPER: Why don't you? (leaning in next to Prue)


PRUE: It wastes valuable morning time and I know what I look like.


Sitting down at the table Prue try's to sip her coffee but ends
up slurping it instead.


PHOEBE: Well you use to anyway....


PRUE: What? (she slurps even harder)


PIPER (to Phoebe): Stop it. (trying not to giggle)


PRUE (looking at the cup all around): What is wrong with this?


Prue slurps again as she drinks from it. Phoebe looks like
she has had enough and takes on an attitude as Piper backs away.


PHOEBE: Okay Prue what dark spell did you cast to try a give me this
honker, which by the way backlashed on you.


PRUE: What are you taking about?


Prue rises in her chair and faces Phoebe


PIPER: I'm sure Prue didn't mean too, right Prue.


PRUE: Have you all lost your minds? What is going on?


PIPER: You didn't do it, right?


PRUE: What?


Phoebe shows Prue her nose close up.


PHOEBE: Deny it if you will, but...


PRUE: Yes it is bigger. What happen did you bump it?


PIPER: Prue you didn't cast a spell on her? I'm confused.


PHOEBE: Come on people! It's a plain as the nose on her face.


Phoebe and Piper laugh hard. Piper covers her laugh with her hand some.


PHOEBE: I can't believe I just said that.


PRUE: Would someone like to clue me in here because my lost.


Phoebe sticks her face near Prue's and points to her own nose.


PHEOBE: Just admit that you did it, Wicca woman.


Prue looks at her like she is saying what are you talking about.


PRUE: I don't have time for this, stupidity. I'll pick up something

on the way to the auction house.


Prue walks out of the kitchen with Phoebe following her closely.
Then Piper runs after them.


PIPER: Prue!


PHOEBE: You can't deny it. And wait till you see the
sizeable nose on you Prue.


PRUE (clutching her nose): You didn't! How could you do that?


Prue tries to look at her nose while walking but can't see it.
She stops in the Entrance Way mirror and takes a look with Phoebe
grinning and nodding in the background.



PRUE (in horror): Oh my.. Oh my..


Prue start to touch and squeeze it to tell if it is real, but then the
door bell rings out. All three girls have their noses grow outwardly
four centimeters at that moment. And in terms of growth while
Prue's schnoz just becomes richer and more full looking pickle like,
Phoebe's takes on an almost crooked twisted shape, and Piper's
nasal organ is become more long thick & pencil like as it grows.


PRUE: I saw it move!


PHEOBE (in shock): I did too.


PRUE: Yours Or Mine.


PHEOBE (she gulps): Both.


The door bell rings again and all their noses grow four more
centimeters.
As they all feel like deer in headlights unable to move and just
watch and feel their noses grow more.


PIPER (terrified): I felt something this time. (beat)
Did anyone else feel that?


Both Phoebe and Prue cover their noses with their hands.


PRUE: What is going on?


PHEOBE: I don't know, but I'm going to get the door.


PRUE: No Phe....


    HARD CUT TO:


    EXT.     Halliwell House The Same Time Nearly

Phoebe opens the door and stays on the top step still covering her nose
up the best she can with her hand. A flower deliveryman stands on
the middle part of the stoop. He looks at her oddly with a
smile on his face.


PHOEBE (with a muffled voice): yes.


FLOWER MAN: Flowers for Prue Halliwell.


She reaches out for them with her other hand.


PHOEBE (muffled): I'll take those...


FLOWER MAN: Sorry miss I have to have her and only her sign for them.


PHOEBE (she looks around): But she can't... Okay, Prue!


Prue comes out with her hand on her face too.


PRUE (in a very muffled voice): What is it? Couldn't you handle it?


PHOEBE (to Prue under her breath): No this guy wanted your signature...


FLOWER MAN: Say what's going on here?


PHOEBE (muffled) : Here? When you mean here...


PRUE (thinking quickly): Our sister is sick and we didn't want
to give you what she's got.


FLOWER MAN: Much obliged


PHOEBE: Yeah, she is all bloated and big especially...


Prue pokes Phoebe in the ribs with her elbow to stop her from talking.


PHOEBE: You wouldn't want it, trust me.


FLOWER MAN:: Well sign please. (he hands her his clipboard)


She takes it with her free hand and brings it to her face shielding
herself from his view. Prue signs it quickly then hands it back to him.


FLOWER MAN: Okay here you go. (He hands her the flowers)


PHOEBE (to Prue): Who is from?


PRUE (muffled like before): Thanks


She takes them and heads inside with Phoebe as she reads the card.


PRUE (to Phoebe): They are form my date tonight.


FLOWER MAN: Aren't you going to smell them?


PRUE: Well... I... I can smell them form here and they smell great.


PHOEBE (sarcastically): I have know doubt you can Prue


FLOWER MAN: Awe come on...


PRUE: Well...


She goes down to smell the flowers with her hand still shielding
her nose from him. At that moment a bike rider goes passed the house
and rings his bell. The end result begin that Phoebe's and Prue's noses
grow another two centimeters and become uncovered.


PRUE: Oh my...


PHOEBE: Damm it Prue.


The Flower man stands there with is jaw hanging open. As the two girls
head inside totally exposed.


PHOEBE (yelling at him): Shows over okay. Nothing more to see.


The door slams shut and the Flower man doesn't even blink.
He's just standing frozen there.



    CUT TO:



INT. Halliwell Entrance Way Moments Latter


Piper moves over to the other girls as they come inside and move
into the living room. Prue and Phoebe feel they're increased
growth as they walk.


PRUE: They grew again...


PIPER: What did?


PHOEBE: Didn't you feel that Piper? I think the growth makes
them more sensitive. (she plays with her nose a little more)


PIPER: Feel what? Ohh nice flowers. (she goes and gets a vase for them)


PRUE: Hey your nose didn't grow.


PIPER: Thank god.


PHOEBE: Well ours did, little missy.


Piper crosses to Prue and takes the flowers which she places them
in the vase.


PIPER (she snickers): I can see that.


PHOEBE: What is going on Prue? If this is a joke, I'm not getting it?
You didn't do this did you?


PRUE: No and I'm not sure, but I'm going to find out what this is.



    CUT TO:



    INT.     Halliwell House Latter

In the living room Prue looks over The Book Of Shadows while now
dressed Phoebe eats ice cream on the couch. Meanwhile Piper is upstairs.


PRUE (turning pages): Nothing about noses.


PHOEBE (with her mouth filled): What about curses? Isn't there an
index or something?


PRUE (shoots her a look): Do you have to eat?


PHOEBE: You very well know I find it...


Phoebe has a clear vision of Piper walking in a room with her nose
the size of a large teaspoon and as thick as a small toothpaste
tube. She franticly moves about the room and is surprised by
something as she runs over to a mirror and speaks to her nose.
Then Phoebe comes out of her vision.


PHOEBE: Prue I just had a vision of Piper.


PRUE: Good or bad


PHOEBE: Bad (beat) real bad. Unless you might think she might look good
with a snout at the end of her face.


PRUE: A snout?


PHOEBE: We are talking magic marker size here, Prue.


PRUE: I got to find what is doing this to us?


Piper walks into the room looking physically the same as she did in
Phoebe's vision. Both girls look up and stare at her enhancements.


PIPER: Well I called Quake, you boss at the mall Phoebe, and he said you
can
work the afternoon shift. And I canceled all your appointments Prue
except for two and one kept ringing, ringing, and ringing like
they never herd of...


PHOEBE: Why can't my visions be wrong, just once.


PIPER: Did I miss something? Boy do your noses tickle too?


Piper itches her nose a little bit.


PRUE: More to the point Piper, is you got something.


PIPER: Oh No! You're kidding...


PHOEBE: Oh yes! Now you write your own name with your nose.


PRUE: Cool it you two. This isn't helping.


Piper looks cross eyed at her growing organ and gets upset.


PIPER: Why me! (she sits down and sulks next to Prue)


PRUE: What was that thing that guy said again.


PHOEBE: It was something like Echol azzal..hecity... smeckity...


PRUE: Do you mean Ecerley, Hechity.


PHOEBE: Yes I think that was it.


Prue looks closely at the Book of Shadows.


PRUE: Well I found the spell.


PIPER: What is it? And does it involved lying cause
I just did allot of that on the phone.


PRUE: Nope. It says it's an ancient unmasking spell written in
a dead tongue....


PHOEBE: Pardon me, what does that have to do with this?


Phoebe touches her ballooning nose shaft to tip.


PRUE: Well form this, I think that the spell is suppose to bring out
a hidden self, so that it might get exposed...


PIPER: My nose wasn't hidden, granted it wasn't great.
It was just smaller and cute, (beat) Oh how I miss it.


PRUE: No I believe they mean hidden identity...


PHOEBE: Like Batman. (she makes a buzzer sound)
We don't have that either.


PIPER (surprised): Yes we do.


They all stop a looked at Piper with the shot emphasizing her expanded
nose.


Piper: We are witches!




Act II


    INT.     Halliwell House The Living Room A Short Time Latter

The sisters are all looking at a ugly looking typical picture of
a witch and talking to each other about it.


PHOEBE: So we are going to end up looking like that...


PIPER: Well perhaps not. I mean he didn't even finish the spell, right.


PRUE: That's true. Say were did we get this picture from anyway?


PIPER: It's from last Halloween, remember.


PRUE: Oh yeah. Burn it Piper.


Piper takes the picture back and crosses to the far side of the room
and places on a table.


PHOEBE: I still don't get it. You mean we all are going to look
like old ugly hags.


PRUE: Something like that I would think...


PIPER: But he didn't even complete the spell is that why is
just our noses have changed?


PHOEBE: I got a better one for you why didn't we balloon up at
the same time?


PRUE: Well what are the common factors here?


PHOEBE: Both you and I grew outside and Piper didn't.


PRUE: Yeah but, Piper's been inside all morning and she is bigger
then both of us.


PIPER: Thanks allot Prue.


The girls think for a few moments in quiet.


PIPER: Seems to me that it all started this morning, right.
When you guys got up. What kind of clock do you have Phoebe?


PHOEBE: My traveling alarm clock. You know that Piper.


PIPER: It's just that I have a digital one.


Prue: So.


PIPER: Just that she woke up with nose growth this morning and
I didn't.


PRUE: You might be right Piper. I had my alarm on snooze this morning.


PIPER: Isn't that the old bell one you got from grandma?


PHOEBE (chuckling): She set it for snooze and got schnoz.


She breaks up laughing.


PRUE: That's it Phoebe. (she lunges at Phoebe)


PIPER: Come on guys, we got bigger problems.


Phoebe (trying to break free of Prue and giggling):
You could say that again. Real huge ones.


PRUE: I'm having a really bad day. Wait... Piper you're right.


Prue lets Phoebe up.


PRUE: It's bells, don't you see?


PHOEBE: Bells?


PIPER: I got you. You're right Prue.


PRUE: Yes, so everytime a bell rings...


PHOEBE: An angel gets his wings. (she giggles)


PIPER: No our witchley features become more apparent. (beat)
We got to disconnect the phone.


PRUE: The phone?


PHOEBE: You know there is something about having a honker this big
brings out the giggles in me.


PIPER: I told Mark Warren to call you here.


Piper moves quickly and franticly about the room
toward the phone just like in Phoebe's vision before.


PRUE: You did?


PHOEBE: Why did you do that?


PIPER: Well... (a nervous Piper touches her elongated feature)


Suddenly the phone rings with a loud bell, which shocks Piper just
like in Phoebe's vision before. Piper rapidly goes to the mirror and
looks at herself.


PIPER (to her reflection): Don't change. Please don't grow anymore.


Then Piper sees her nose increase to the size of a bookmark
(about 20 centimeters out) and gasps as it flow out of her face and
stops. She looks over at her sisters and sees Phoebe's nose starting
to twist and hook some while Prue's widens down to her lip almost.
Yet, Piper still has the most growth to show for as Prue quickly
answers the phone while Phoebe is caught up in her own laughter
looking at the girls' new enlargements.


PHOEBE: Yup it's bells. (she gets giddy)


PIPER (to herself): It's not fair, It's not fair. Why do I get
the worst of it?


A giggly Phoebe comes over to console Piper and holds her, while Prue
talks on the phone.


PHOEBE: Awe! Now, now. Look at this as a new growth experience
(she grins) It's not so bad...


PIPER (upset): It's not.


Phoebe escorts Piper back to the living room as Prue hangs up the phone.


PHOEBE: No, not at all...


PRUE: It just got worse.


PIPER: Huh?


PHEOBE: Prue, Your bringing down Piper and not doing much for me either.


Prue: Listen, that was your boss on the phone or should I say you're
ex-boss if you don't get down there right now...


PHOEBE: Oh...


PIPER: But you can't leave the house like this. (She touches
her sisters twisting nose)


PHOEBE: Hey lay off.


PIPER: Sorry, I couldn't help myself...


PRUE: Well it looks like she will have to.


PIPER: Prue, be reasonable...


PHOEBE (looking toward the door): Did you all hear that?


The doorbell rings aloud and someone is standing in the doorway.
All the girls freeze in their tracks and stand there. As they all look
at each other, quickly their nostrils become wider on their faces.
Phoebe's nose then hooks like a tree branch while Piper's becomes
thicker and Prue's swells some more.


PIPER: This is getting ridiculous.


Phoebe start touching her newly formed nose with both hands stoking it.


PRUE: Yet it proves that we are not safe form this, not even here.


PHOEBE: Quick question. Who is going to get the door?


PIPER: The door!


All the girls run over to the door. Prue and Piper take a peek outside
threw the
curtain. While Phoebe and Piper both have their hands on the doorknob.
PRUE: It's Andy.


PIPER: How are we going to explain this?


PHOEBE: I got a better question for ya. How badly is he going
to freak out when he sees us?


The two girls with stare down there altered noses at Phoebe.


PHOEBE: What?!


As Andy starts to reach for the door Piper uses her power to
freeze him before he can ring it.


PIPER: Okay, but that's not going to hold him. Somebody think
of something.


PHOEBE: Maybe we could all leave while he is frozen.


Piper shoots her a look


PRUE: I don't think so...


PHOEBE: Wait I got it.


Phoebe runs into the kitchen while Piper and Prue are left
wondering what she thought of to each other. Then Phoebe comes quickly
back carrying peeper shaker.


PIPER: What are you doing with that?


PHOEBE: Just hold onto your socks....
(she shakes some pepper on her hand)


PRUE: I don't think that...


Phoebe blows the Pepper toward her sisters.


PIPER: No Phoebe, NO. Aaachooo! ECHEW! ACHOOO!


Soon both Piper and Prue start sneezing violently and loudly. In fact,
with their elongated noses they can help but sneeze hard, which puts
there whole bodies in a tizzy.

Prue tries to say something but is overwhelmed by her sneezes.
Meanwhile,
Andy unfreezes and hears Prue in her sneezing fit. Then he stops just
shy of pushing the doorbell.


ANDY: Prue is that you?


PRUE: Ahphhh. Yes And (her face gets caught up in a sneeze) AND.


Prue finishes her sentence with a very wet sounding sneeze. Piper
begins to calm down some.


ANDY: You sound sick.


PIPER: Oh she is just not herself today (she sneezes)


ANDY: Are you sick too Piper?


Phoebe comes over to the door and begins to sneeze a little while
she talks.


PHOEBE: We are all sick Andy. Prue has got it real bad.


Prue sneezes ever louder than before as she scowls at Phoebe's comment


ANDY: Well can't you just open the door.


PIPER: We can't...


PHOEBE: We can't germs you know. I wouldn't want you to get what
we got.


ANDY: Ok, I tried to call but your line was busy and Prue
wasn't at work...


PIPER: Oh don't call...


Prue tries to gain her composer while still having a sneezing fit.


PRUE: I'll be aright, Andy.


PHOEBE: Our phones are out so don't bother.


ANDY: Ok, I just wanted to make sure everything was all right.


PRUE: Just fffff... ACHOOO. Phine. (she sneezes again)


ANDY: Drink plenty of liquids ladies.


Andy walks away. As the sisters walk back to the living room there
sneezes dissipate some. They sit down.


PHOEBE: Problem solved


PIPER: That was (she sneezes) close.


PRUE: God bless you.


PHOEBE: Well someone should

ACT III



    INT.     Halliwell House Latter

Now not sneezing Piper and Prue wait for Phoebe to come down for work
while they formulate and plan to reverse the spell.


PIPER: There is no counter spell, right


PRUE: Right, and the longer that this goes on the less power we
will have.


PIPER: So what are we going to do Prue I refuse to go threw life with
a nose the size and shape of a bread stick.


PRUE: Not to worry Piper. I believe if we defeat this guy then all his
spells will go with him.


PIPER: Okay, but Prue that means we have to walk around town like
this... (showing off her nose)


Phoebe comes down the stairs wearing her Harem outfit from work.
She is carrying a long scarf in her hand that goes with the outfit.


PHOEBE: Prue, Can I borrow your scarf?


PIPER (to Phoebe): What are you doing?


PHOEBE: I had a great idea, watch.


Phoebe places the following scarf over her face. However one can still
see her nose bulging out underneath it. She poses with her new look
in front of her sisters.


PRUE (grinning): Oh yeah Phoebe, You can barley see that at all.


PHOEBE: Okay, okay. I'll run around allot and they will not even see me.



    CUT TO:


    INT.     Webster's Department Store Sometime Latter

An average looking mall department store appearing like a Macys knock
off of some kind. Phoebe still in her outfit with the Vail on stands
around squirting a fancy looking perfume on people passing by her.


PHOEBE: Genie! Step into the magic!


A woman walks up to her and holds out her wrist while she continues to
talk to
another women and not even look at Phoebe.


PHOEBE: Genie?


The women just stands they're waiting. So Phoebe squirts her. then the
women starts
walking away from her.


PHOEBE (yelling to the woman): Step into the magic!


Phoebe looks down at the floor a moment, which seems to be
swirling around.


PHOEBE: Yea. Step in and become dizzy.


    CUT TO:


EXT. Alleyway The Same Time Nearly

Pure and Piper enter a filth covered alley which they look around for a
few moments. They move some of the garbage with their shoes.


PIPER: Lovely spot Prue


PRUE: Hey if you were on the run where would you hang out...


PIPER: Well it wouldn't be here. Uck, What is that smell?


PRUE (she stiffs): Rotten stale pizza I think. And burned something.


PIPER: I think these noses make us much more...


PRUE: Hey it's that brimstone...


PIPER: Prue your not even listening to me! We should wait for Phoebe.


Prue starts looking around the alley more intensely as she mumbles back
to her sister.


PIPER(she starts to leave): Okay. I'm out of here...


PRUE: Piper come back.


As Prue goes to stop Piper, they hear a movement.


PIPER: Did you hear that?


Prue walks over to the sound slowly while Piper watches.
Prue carefully lifts off some garbage from a spot to reveal a
sleeping bum who turns alitle.


PIPER: I'm gone.


Prue turns around to face Piper. Then a seven feet tall demon,
looking somewhat like man we saw before, but with horns coming out of
his head and long finger nails comes up on Prue. Her back is turned
and she doesn't see him at all quietly coming up on her.


CUT TO:


    INT.     Webster's Department Store The Same Time Nearly

A dizzier Phoebe attempts to do her job the best she can. However, she
has a hard time standing up and she keeps bumping into people walking
around her.


PHOEBE: Genie!


Phoebe sways into a few people's path.


PHOEBE: Opps. Sorry about that.


She squirts the people she just bumped into much to their dislike.


PHOEBE: Step into it okay! It's magic people. (She nearly falls down)


A really good-looking blond guy helps her up and she smiles under her
Vail to him.


GUY: Are you alright?


PHOEBE: I am now, thanks.


GUY: Not a problem I always had a thing for harem girls.


PHOEBE: Did you now? You got a name harem boy?


GUY: Ken.


PHOEBE: Ken, I'm Phoebe.


Ken: Yah, I have seen you in her before. (as he points to her name tag)


PHOEBE: A regular stalker, huh. So Ken are you here with
your girlfriend?


KEN : Do you see a girlfriend? (he grins at her)


PHOEBE: Well...


Then Phoebe hears a bing, bing, bing sound coming over from the malls
speaker system. She panics a little as she try to quickly make an exit.


PHOEBE: Gotto go. Working girl you know...


She turns away from him and moves away as her nose begins to grow again.


KEN: Hey wait! (He pulls her back and makes her spin around)


As her nose twists and grows under her Vail. It begins to become
completely stretched out. She forcefully showers Ken with the spay
to get away from him.


KEN: (he coughs some): Why did you do that? Come back, Phoebe.


Phoebe runs down a make-up aisle and stops as see herself in a
mirror for a moment. She can see her nose bulge visibly moving
and twitching under her Vail and filling out the sides. While her hair
is becoming all white. Soon Phoebe's boss catches up and calls to her.
One can tell just by looking at him that he is an anile gentleman.


MR. MELBORN: Yes Miss Halliwell, Why did you attack that customer?
And what did you do to your hair?


PHOEBE: Well sir I...


Then Phoebe's vial starts to rip off with a slow tearing sound.


PHOEBE: I.. I.. I.


Before Phoebe can get her hand up the Vail gets pushed out to the
blossoming nose's way. As it reveals itself in all its growing
splendor to Mr. Melborn a wart pops in on the side of it.


    CUT TO:


EXT. Alleyway The Same Time Nearly

The Demon rushes Prue and whacks her down as Piper recoils.
Prue is thrown into some trash on the side and gets knocked out.


DEMON: I see that your true self is shinning threw little witch.


PIPER: Back off. Your a Demon!


DEMON: Yes! Soon you and the others will be feared as much as I...


PIPER: That's it.


Piper freezes the Demon in his tracks. Piper goes over to Prue and
picks her up and move her before it wears off.


PIPER: Jeez it Prue, this nose really added to your weight.


Piper hides with Prue out of sight in one of a alley doorways.
Soon, almost too soon the Demon unfreezes.


DEMON: Where did you go little witch? Come out, come out.


The Demon kicks and smashes some of the junk around him as he searches
for them.


DEMON: You know I have already won. What people fear they tend to
destroy. It's only a matter of time now.


He picks up an old dirty bell jar from the trash pile. Then he holds a
used chopstick in the other.


DEMON: Perhaps you can hide from me, but I'll bet when normal
people see you they will want to burn you alive.


The Demon strikes the jar with the stick. Soon a soft bell tone
can be herd echoing in the alley. After hearing the sound Piper covers
her mouth and nose in shock.


DEMON (grins wickedly): Burned alive!




Act IV



    INT.     Webster's Department Store A Short Time Latter

Phoebe's nose has blossomed despite her efforts to hold it back as it
slows Ken comes running up her. Meanwhile, Mr. Melborn seems to
be frozen in some odd type of shock.


KEN: There you are...


MR. MELBORN: Miss Halliwell your released, take your things and go.


Phoebe tries to shield her face from Ken's clear view.


KEN: You can't fire her...


MR. MELBORN: Oh no! Just watch me.


Mr. Melborn walks away down the isle as the two of them give chase.


PHOEBE: But Mr. Melborn sir, why sir?


KEN: Yes it was all my fault she didn't mean to spray me...


Mr. Melborn turns around to face them as they both stop in their tracks
and listen to him. As he
tries to rationalized what he has just seen in is own mind.


MR. MELBORN: She didn't get fired for spaying you young man.
She got let go for that, (beat) nose.


PHOEBE (feeling very self conscious): My nose.
(she try's to cover it but can't)


MR. MELBORN: Yes my dear, if that is what you call it.
I prefer tremendous orifice myself.


He snickers as both Ken and Phoebe get madder.


MR. MELBORN: I don't no how you got thought the interview process but..


KEN: Hey wait a min...


PHOEBE: But this is only temporary as soon as...


MR. MELBORN: It doesn't matter. We here at Webster's have a
appearance to maintain.


PHOEBE: And big noses don't fit into that?


MR. MELBORN: Quite rightly said. Girls with big or gigantic
facial features tend to be seen by others as ugly.


KEN (turning to her): I think you have just been insulted.


PHOEBE: I don't think I have, I know I have. And I'm going to
do something about it.


She climbs up on a nearby display case and stands up on it as she
gains her balance.

MR. MELBORN: What are you doing? Get down from there.

Phoebe starts to shout to all the passing customers who mostly
are women. Then they slowly from a circle around her.


PHOEBE: To all the Webster's customers, this store has the nerve to
think that a women with a really and lets face it here
enormous noses can't be thought of as pretty!


The crowd mumbles back and forth to each other for a minute
as Ken looks on while Phoebe points with two fingers at her huge nose.


PHOEBE: Now I think that is just not so! A women is not just the sum
of all her parts perfect or otherwise, right. What difference does it
make or should it make...


Three security officers come over to Phoebe's legs and escort her
down off the case. Meanwhile the crowd gets whipped up into a
frenzy of support for her.


PHOEBE(passing Melborn): Now I'm fired!


She gets pulled thew the crowd by the officers with Ken.



CUT TO:


    EXT.     Parking Lot Moments Latter

In an outside roof top parking lot Ken follows Phoebe who now has
her coat on and seems to be racing toward her car.


KEN: Wait up Phoebe.


She turns around to face him.


PHOEBE: Look there is nothing more to say, okay. I mean you didn't
know about my girth, your off the hook Ken. (she turns back around)


Getting to her car she takes out the keys to unlock the door.


KEN: How about, will you go out with me?


A broad smile comes across Phoebe's face from ear to ear.
She turns around to face Ken paying with her keys in her hand.


PHOEBE: You want to go out with me even looking like this?


KEN: Looking like what? Absolutely captivating.


Phoebe waves Ken to come to her as she beams with delight.
Ken slowly approaches her as her eyes become locked on his.


KEN: And beautiful.


Phoebe leans in to kiss Ken but her huge nose gets in the way.


PHOEBE: Oh sorry. (she giggles)


They lean in again but this time the nose smashes into his cheek.
After, Phoebe's laughter increases.


KEN: Ow!


PHOEBE: I am so sorry. Are you okay?


Ken tries to find away around her nose as it rubs by his skin and pokes
him a few times. The rubbing arouses Phoebe some as it goes on.
Finally, he takes her head and tilts it to the side so that their
lips can touch each other in a deep kiss.

As the kiss is going on Phoebe has a very blurry vision of Prue and
Piper with full blown snoot fulls and looking like old crowns quickly
running away from the Demon through busy city street.
She breaks the kiss as a result.


PHOEBE: Oh... Oh! I got to go...



CUT TO:



    EXT.     Alleyway The Same time nearly

As Prue regains consciousness, she along with Piper hear
the a small bell sound made by the Demon and watches her nose
thrust outwardly as it extends. She looks over at Piper who has
several wrinkles on herself and a nose stouter then a microphone.
As she start to make sense of her surroundings she soon discovers
that not only has her hare has grown, but now it's shock white.
Prue stars to scream but Piper stops her by quickly placing her
hand down to cover her mouth which is stopped by Prue's enormous
pickle like proboscis.


PRUE: Ahhh!


PIPER: Sshhh.


The Demon looks around for them still holding the jar and chopstick.


DEMON: Face it witches I've won. The spell might be working in stages,
but it will get you and so will I.


He taps the jar which makes a soft bell sound.


DEMON: You can't hide forever. Why prolong this?


He strikes it again and views the tip of Piper's elongated nose
from around the corner where the two are hiding.


DEMON: Ahh. There you are my growing girls.


He drops the jar and snaps the chopstick in two as carefully walks
toward them.



CUT TO:



    EXT.     A Busy Street At Dusk Some Time Latter

Phoebe drives her car as quickly as she can. Soon she notices that the
area is the same one that was in her vision but before it. As she
continues on looking all around everything for three seconds freezes
except her. Then Phoebe hears someone running across her car roof
and sees Piper and Prue go over her as everything unfreezes.


PHOEBE: Hey you guys. I'm down here.


Suddenly everything freezes again as it begins to look
just like Phoebe's blurry vision only clearer.


PIPER: Run quicker!


Everything unfreezes as people began to move once more.


PIPER: Hurry up, we have to get more distance.


PRUE: Freeze him again.


The Demon keeps gaining on them as they go. Soon they run
into a outdoor cafe and people scream in terror with there arrival.
They look around as the customers back away from both of them in
fear and the Demon stands before them.


DEMON: See there is no where to run. They revile you, the same
way they revile me.


PIPER: Prue!


Prue uses her power on him but instead of throwing him down
it merely shoves him a little.


DEMON: You don't have the power, little witches. (he laughs loudly)


All of a sudden Phoebe drives her car right through him which
throws him to the ground with a sudden force. She quickly
gets out of the car.


PHOEBE: Laugh that one off gruesome!


Piper freezes everything as the three witches look at each other
as Prue reads the spell.


PRUE: Elonto, Gilmantia, Saypring, Eloztontay.


Then the Demon unfreezes as he begins to melt away.


DEMON: No! No, you stupid little witches.


PIPER: bye, by. (she mockingly waves at him)


PHOEBE: Yea, see you. Give the gang our best.


The Demon is almost completely melted.


DEMON (struggling to speak): Your more like me...


PRUE (kneeling down to him): Oh I don't think so.


He melts totally away. Then the three girls start slowly and gradually
returning to normal.


Prue: Piper your nose is shrinking.


Then Piper's freeze spell cancels out as Prue's hair turns red.


PIPER: Thank god and your hair just turned red.


PHOEBE: But you know I kind of like the length.

PRUE: Really. (she thinks about it for a moment)

People stop and stare at them as they walk by.

PIPER: Can we get out of here now.

PHOEBE: Anybody need a lift?

They all smile some as they get into Phoebe's car and drive off.


DESOLVE TO:



TAG



    INT.     Halliwell House Evening

The three sisters now look completely normal. Piper sits on the
couch looking threw The Book Of Shadows. Meanwhile both Prue
and Phoebe get ready for dates. Soon a all dressed up Phoebe
comes racing down the stairs.


PHOEBE: I still don't know what I'm going to tell Ken about what
happen to my monster nose. He seemed to like it.


PIPER: He did? Perhaps you could tell him you had an allergy.


PHOEBE: Yea, one to demons.


They chuckle as Pure saunter down the steps in a dress that could kill.


PIPER: Wow Prue.


PRUE: Phoebe I swear you are the only person I know that could pick
up a guy looking the way you did.


PHOEBE: It's a gift. Now Piper your not jealous of us having dates and
you being stuck all alone at home.


PIPER: Not at all. I'm just going to do some light reading I've been
wanting to do.


PRUE: I'm just glad that my blind date didn't have to see me with that
nose which could've sniff flowers from three miles away.


Her and Phoebe laugh with Piper looking up at them in shame.


PIPER: What did we say about that.


PRUE: Sorry Piper. I know, I know no nose jokes.


Phoebe comes over to Prue's position and grabs her shoulders
gleefully as they move toward the door.


PHOEBE: Yea, she nose. Opps! She nose what you want.
I did it again, sorry.


PIPER: Well just have a good time. And don't worry about me.


Prue takes Phoebe out the door as Piper just shakes her head.


PRUE: We will, night.


The door shuts behind them and Piper looks to make sure they both
left for a moment.


PIPER (to herself): Now where is that unmasking spell again.


She turns a few pages in the book.


FADE OUT