My nose bridge isn't perfectly straight, as you probably noticed when you touched it, but I love it and I hope you do too...
Without its length, my nose would just have been too small, I think. And, if it hadn't been so "high", my nose sides would have been much too small.
Some people say the bridge's only job is to lead down to the tip, but I just refuse to accept that! I can massage my nose bridge for hours, without letting my finger even just touch my tip of the side - just the bridge.

But now, just let your lovely, soft mouse pointer slide down over the large nose side, or down over my tip...