Updated: May 19th, 2009

Descriptions

This page contains descriptions found in various Internet-based sources. As far as I know, everything's authentic. Some editing has been done in some texts to remove irrelevant parts. All persons told about are women of various ages.

Survey on smoking women

2009-05-19
Swedish evening paper's Internet issue currently has this survey, intended for smoking women. When I saved these results, thousand of readers had answered.
 
"Do you cough regularly most days" ?
Yes - 38%
 No - 62%
 
"Do you get mucus coughed up" ?
Yes - 33%
No - 67%
 
"Do you lose your breath more often than others of the same age"?
Yes - 36%
No - 64%
 
"Are you older than 45 years?"
Yes - 36%
No - 64%
 
"Are you a smoker or an ex-smoker?"
Yes - 94%

Comment on a real smoker's cough

I know the kind of cough you mean. Women who are heavy smokers will sometimes cough that sexy, wet cough just once, often before lighting up. I figure that it just rearranges the mucous and tar so her lungs are ready for more smoking satisfaction. A hacking cough is not really that sexy, but a single, wet cough makes me imagine the millions of satisfying drags that she has enjoyed sucking down deep into her lungs.

Lung barfing

"One day when I was 12 I was in my room talking to my mother, who's been a heavy smoker all her life. As far as I can recall she's always had a bad cough. Its sound is so unique if my brother & I lost sight of her in or store, we'd pause for a minute and just listen for her cough. We knew she's cough every few minutes and its sound would lead us to her lol.

So she started hacking and coughing suddenly, gasping for air and almost choking. It was easy to hear she had a load of plegm kicking around. Thens he began gaggin and after about 5 good heaves she did what I thought was puking into my empty waste basket. I looked down into it though and it was ALL plegm, no food or bile, just about 2 measuring cups at least of brownish plegm.

I've done this myself about twice, and its almost like my lungs are barfing. It sounds strange I'm sure, and feels odd to. lately my smokers cough is pretty dominant and moist, and I've frequently come very close to doing this. "


"I was half-sitting, half-lying in my bed while coughing all the nights through"

Ann Christine, 53 years old, about her Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease

Coughed herself off the flight

A 16 year old girl on her way to Hawaii had to spend an extra night in New York - she got a coughing fit on the airplane before takeoff and was forced to leave the plane. Immediately after fastening her seat belt, she got an almost violent coughing fit. The steward got worried and found a doctor among the travellers, who checked the girl but said she was all right. However, the captain wasn't satisfied and had the girl leave the plane.

About Mom's cough

My mom was very healthy up until a couple of years before she died. She always coughed but was walking five miles a day when COPD finally caught up to her in her mid sixties. Up to then she was good for at least a pack a day-and she had switched to Marlboro Light 100's. It surprised us all when she quit, but she did quit the last two years of her life, and I was glad she did because she wouldn't have lasted two weeks if she had kept trying to smoke.

From a smoking fetish message board

"Recently she has been talking about quitting due to the smokers cough she has and her being out of breath all the time."
(A guy writing about his girlfriend. Sad if she would quit...)

From a smoking fetish message board

I just had the type of sighting that, to me, is considered the best. It is pretty much how I started with the fetish and man does it get me going. I bet most of you do not care for this type of sighting, but I love it.

I had to walk out to my car to get some aspirin and when I walked out the back door of the office I nearly ran into one of the accountants. She is 35-40 with blonde hair and rather attractive. I looked down and notice an almost bent marlboro light hidden in her hand nearly crushed and a lighter in her other hand. I was about a half step behind her and was able to see what might have been one of the first lightups of her life. She took a drag, shallow inhale and blew it out. She works in a department where many people (unfortunatley mostly men) have started smoking after joining the group due to the high stress.

I came back from my car probably 35-40 seconds later to see her walking in with the almost whole cigarette left smoldering in the ashtray. I caught up to her and smelt that beautiful smell. As she walked away I heard her cough a couple time to clear her throat.

My mind won't stop running now. I am wondering where this 1 cigarette will lead her. I only hope I can witness the next one.

Man what a great sighting.


Literature Quotes

Found in some Swedish literature somewhere on the Net (forgot where), translated into English:
... suddenly her sister coughed - a violent cough which made
    her chest almost cramp and gave her face dark red.

... they were only interrupted by her sister's coughing fits ...

... she tried to hold her cough back all the time...

... the sound of her cough penetrated the walls during the night ...

... as he once again heard her cough tear her chest apart ...

... he could hear her terrible coughing fits through the thin wall ...


Inhaling her own mucus

Generally, I only publish my own material at this web site, but this description, posted to JimandZaps Yahoo group is just too good not to be publically available... I thought I had everything in my Stories page already, but in this case, reality beat fantasy.

"I heard something wild on the train today. There was a woman sitting behind me who clearly had a terrible cold. She was on the phone with her boyfriend, describing how miserable she felt and how he had been right, she should have stayed home. She frequently broke off in the middle of sentences to cough, wetly and with force, usually in groups of three. She would cough one very fast, rattling triple, suck in a quick breath, and then cough another much slower triple. It always sounded like there were more coming; the end was just as thick and wet as the beginning. Then she'd sniff, clear her throat, and continue in the conversation where she'd left off.

Here's the wild bit: she'd apparently had a particuarly intense fit earlier at work. She told her boyfriend that she had been walking to the water cooler for a drink when it hit, and that she had just kept coughing, faster and faster until she was really fighting for air. She said that she "finally managed to cough something up", but while it was still in her mouth, had unintentionally "breathed in really hard", I presume like in between her triples on the train, to fuel more coughing. She said that she "sucked the phelgm right back in and started to choke" and that "for a second, couldn't breathe at all". She then coughed it up again, with what she described as "these totally disgusting, bone-rattling coughs", right into the palm of her hand. She said that she thought she was going to throw up. Whatever her boyfriend said in response led her to say that of course she shouldn't have called him, and that she wasn't about to make him drive all the way to Cambridge to pick her up when the train was running just fine. And that all this talking was making her naseous, and that she'd see him soon. She hung up, and got off at the next stop.

She sucked it back in! While I'll admit that's a little gross even for me, it was so unique I just had to share it with you all."


Real-life talk about heavy smoker's cough effects

From a black-side smoking ("lung damage"-related) fetish message board: (members5.boardhost.com/smokingdamage/msg/1860.html)

Sharon writes: Since this is the lung damage board I thought maybe it was time I talked a little about some of that. Does anyone else have fits of what I call choking coughs? This is different from the normal day long hacking and clearing my throat. The choking coughs just come on suddenly, without any warning. I will just take a drag like always and go to inhale when it suddently feels like my lungs won't accept the smoke, feels like I am choking and then I just start to cough and cough and cough. Even drinking something doesn't seem to help, the choking feeling won't go away and I just keep coughing and coughing, tears running down my face. Its a little scarey when it happens. Fortunately its not something that happens too often, maybe two to three times a week and almost always late in the day. I wonder if at times my throat just gets totally dried out from the smoke?

And further: Usually I get at least one cold a year and I just dread them. It always seems to go right to my chest and I know I am in for a good week or so of really hard, frequent coughing. Yet even coughing my lungs out isn't enough to get me to cut down and I just keep on smoking heavily. I guess that is pretty pathetic.

And: I guess what is considered weird is in the eyes of the beholder. I mean lots of folks would think it weird to see me have a really hard coughing fit and yet as soon as I stop coughing, place my cigarette between my lips, take a long hard drag and inhale deep. There is no way I can make them understand that even in spite of the coughing, filling my lungs with more smoke still feels good to me.

Some reply postings:
Katey: I have that sometimes too. Sometimes I cough until I'm almost sick. It's one of the less pleasant aspects of smoking so much I guess. I certainly don't enjoy it, but it only happens once a wek at most.

Christine: I have had coughs like that. usually occurs in the morning for me though when my chest feels tight from a lack of smoke while i sleep. like yourself they are not all that frequent. iv noticed it usually happens as i go to exhale, feels like my lungs lock up for a moment.that sets off a coughing fit that leaves me breathless but on the bright side at least the coughing works out our tummys.


TBC

From a Swedish newspaper, after that some cases of lung TBC has been identified at a child care center. A mother talks about herself:

"My persistent hackings grew to such coughing fits that I thought my chest would break"


Sarah

From a smoking fetish message board:

"I have a friend who loves to hear about my smokers cough. This morning I am feeling a bit rattle chested, having gone out last night having a few more then a few drinks and smoking MASSIVE amounts. While walking my dog this morning I sprinted around half my block and OMG was coughing, all the while holding a cigarette. I know this does not appeal to just anyone but I can still confess I almost enjoyed the experiance. My lungs at these times heaving just to get air, struggling at best. I too have a smoking fetish, being the smoker I can enjoy many if not all aspects of being a smoker."

"I have started to get a smokers cough yes. Not terribly persistant but enough to notice. Mostly in the mornings and late in the evenings before bed. I always say oh one more cigarette and before I know it I've smoked another 4-5 before bed. It seems I always have time for yet another cigarette. I tend to be walking around my house doing various little things, tiding up, walking my dog and such before bed. When I am doing it I don't realize I am practically chain smoking. As soon as I wake up I light a cigarette, something I had never done until recent few years. I used to not have one until I was on my way to work. "


A mother describes her 16 year old daughter's cough:

My 16-year old daughter has a persistent dry cough that will not stop. She gets this cough anytime she gets a cold, or the flu. After she gets over the illness, the cough lingers on. This phenomenon started back when she was about 9 years old. It is a small, non-producing cough. And she coughs about every 2-3 minutes. We have tried OTC remedies such as Robitussin with Dextromethorphan and it just barely helps, but it never gets rid of the cough or heals the cough.

About 4 years ago, a Dr. gave her a prescription cough syrup that had hydrocodone and guaifenisin in it. This has been the only thing that actually stopped the cough and eventually made it completely go away. She is allergic to codeine (it makes her nauseous), but she was usually able to tolerate the small amount of cough syrup without getting sick. However, she had a bad experience taking Ultram and Ultracet this past winter for 3 months, and evidently she is now highly allergic to codeine and anything closely related to it -- hydrocodone.

So, now, I have not been able to find anything that can help her. We have been to 2 doctors locally. One Dr. gave her Benzonatate which hasn't helped. The 2nd doctor recommended an Albuterol inhaler. We tried that for a few days. The cough became much worse; where it had been just a light cough in her upper throat, it now became a very deep cough much like bronchitis -- as if she had a lot of loose stuff in her chest. However, she still wasn't coughing up anything. They did test her also for strep throat as her throat is very sore from all the coughing. The test was negative. She discontinued using the inhaler as she felt it was just making everything worse.

So, now we are back to the Robitussin D, and a steam vaporizer at night, but as I said, it is only partially masking the cough, it is not getting better. She is allergic to codeine, morphine, Ultram/Ultracet, and sulfa drugs. I don't understand what it was in the prescription medicine of hydrocodone and guaifenisin that worked? If anyone has any suggestions or can help, please e-mail me.

Thank you, xxx


From a smoking fetish message board:
She told me that at first the stronger cigs helped her reduce her consumption, but soon she was smoking almost as many as before. As she put it, "they felt wonderful in my lungs when I inhaled, but the next morning I couldn't breathe until I coughed for about 5 minutes". My god. She wasn't at all sexy normally, but that statement about how wonderful they felt in her lungs and the morning coughing spell before she could smoke again was fodder for some good fantasys.
From a smoking fetish message board, about a female hair dresser:
"what a trip down memory lane! Nabucco would have absolutely loved Ellen too...she had a really wet cough and would usually hack a good bit while she cut my hair. "
Comment: Yes Nabucco would have! ;-)
Found in a newspaper article about bingo games; you know where there's a caller, calling out the numbers that the players will cross on their bingo forms. The woman being the caller of the evening described in the paper suddenly came rushing out from the hall, it says, coughing so that her eyes got full of tears.
Found at a smoking fetish message board:

These are the 2 things that turn me on about smoking ladies. Love to hear a phlegm laden laugh on a girl or a deep smokers cough!!

Answer:
Ah... nothing sexier than a very heavy smoker with her hand on her large tits taking a much needed drag and then coughing the smoke in a deep rumble out of those black lungs. Then taking another drag of course and then telling you what a bad "cold" she has! Damn sexy. Light another baby! PLEASE don't stop!

Yet another follow-up posting to the same thread:
A woman with a "smoker's laugh," or "smoker's cough" instantly turns me on, too. I think of the millions of deep drags that have they have enjoyed sucking deep into their lungs. I don't like a hacking cough, just that single, deep, wet cough, characteristic of heavy smokers. They don't really want to cough anything up, but just rearrange the tar in their lungs.


Found at a smoking fetish message board:
Lately I've been watching the WB11 News on WPIX out of NYC. While it's always fun to speculate on whether or not newswomen may smoke, the WB11 has two that have me absolutely convinced they are devotees of the puff.

First is Kaity Tong, whose voice is the prototypical smoker's voice. Second is Sukanya Krishnan who not only has a similar voice but occasionally lets a smoker's cough out while on-air. These two have to be smokers - I can't think of any other women newscasteers whose voices are so obviously seasoned by smoke.


At a smoking fetish message board, a poster talked about a woman he knew who were a heavy smoker. I asked about smoker's cough, and got the answer:
yeah, a real bad one. she had 2 cough fits while I was there. Really, you know, deep hard coughs. The first one she just coughed, but the second one she laughed at first and then started coughing. and of course she lit up right after the cough fits. something about that is just really sexy to me.
A splendid question about smoker's cough posted to a smoking fetish board, very well put:

I know two women who are both fairly heavy smokers (pack and a half a day). They are both in their late 30's and fairly attractive. Both have what I would believe to be smokers coughs. Although, their coughs are quite different. The first lady, a strawberry blond with blue eyes, marlboro reds smoker, has a very raspy voice and coughs quite a bit. Her cough sounds dry though, and although you can hear quite a bit of rattling and on occasion a slight rumble, her cough sounds very dry. The second lady, a sandy blond with green eyes, marlboro mediums 100's smoker, no raspy voice, doesn't cough too much (not nearly as much as the redhead), mainly the first thing in the morning cough. When she coughs her cough is very rumbly and wet sounding, like a slight phlegmlike sound shifting or coming up. She has also admitted that sometimes in the morning when she has coughed she has a bit of phlegm come up. What is the difference between these two women smokers and their coughs? which one has the worse cough? Which ones lungs might be in worse shape?

An answer posted: I don't know which one has the worst lungs, but I have found the second type of cough to be more common, especially with women who smoke high-tar cigarettes and like to hold the smoke in their lungs for an extended period of time before exhaling. Usually it is a single, very rumbly cough, with just enough energy to rearrange the tar accumulated from those hundreds of deep, satisfying inhales that she needs and enjoys each day. These are the coughs that really turn me on! :-)


Found in a CF (Cystic Fibrosis) discussion:

Well, it's kinda hard to say what the longest fit hs been. I mean I cough so much that I don't keep track of time, mostly I just try to stop and breath. Once or twice a day I have to have someone give me a chest compression treatment, where someoen has to pound on my chest and upper back to loosen mucus from my lungs, which I then have to cough up, or else I will drown in mucus.

As for regular fits, usually they worst ones are at night. I sleep elevated, but sometimes I will roll over and lay on my back, and if that happenes I usually wake up coughing. Now the wort time is when I catch a cold or something like that becuase it makes things wrse all around. In my worst fits, I will cough for at least 20 minutes pretty much continuousy, and will often spit up the mucus into a sink or something like it. One of the dangers I have to deal with is having my lung collapse, which has happened to me at least 5 times.


Found in a CF (Cystic Fibrosis) discussion:

What Do You Do with Your Mucus?
This story is strictly for people with cystic fibrosis, since they are the ones that can only truly understand. Have you ever had to cough and had to spit out your mucus but you didn't have a tissue? This is what I used to do. I would spit it out on my hand and then swallow it again. Somehow that didn't bother me. But this is what my roommate , Jess, use to do. She would spit it out on her hand but instead of swallowing it, she would put it in her pocket! So which one is worse? Got a good story? I'd love to hear about it!


Found an article in a newspaper where an old waitress describes her meeting 1939 with the jazz singer Ivie Anderson, who sang in Duke Ellington's band. The waitress was working at the hotel where the band stayed. I've translated the (for this site) relevant pieces...
"Ivie had hardly arrived to Stockholm when she caught the flu. The doctor told her to stay in bed so she was at the hotel while her band was touring the country. Her cough and its echo could be heard through the entire hotel ... After her cough had subsided, she wanted to see the town with me ... she hadn't coughed since we left the hotel, and she wanted to see one of the art galleries. When we had been walking around there, she started to cough. The whole gallery was filled with her cough. I put an arm around her and we left the gallery, and she coughed and coughed like if she was going to die ... April 29th, Ellington made his last concert in Sweden. When Ivie had sang her numbers and thanked for the applauses, she rushed out from the stage and coughed so she almost killed herself..."
"In the mornings when she wakes up with coughing fits, I rub her back and tell her she'll feel better after she has a couple cigarettes. The effort paid off and she began smoking more."
Found on the Internet; source unknown
"Karen was 14 years old, and she and I were freshmen in high school. She was 5'7" and only about 105 lbs. She was incredibly skinny, with very small breasts and very narrow hips. Even her ass was fairly flat." ...
"During class, Karen frequently had coughing attacks. She may have had a cold, but a large part of it was her growing smoker's cough. ..."
"Well, my mother made me go to the doctor because of this cough and he told me to cut down, so I thought I'd try lights."
From a posting to the Smoking Fetish Message Boards
"Kristin is Crystal's 11 year old cousin. She says that she started smoking cigarettes when she was nine, though her cousin, Dana says that he was smoking with Kristin and Crystal when Kristin was five. At any, rate, Kristin demonstrates a strong and persistent smokers' cough already and has no trouble inhaling cigars. Kristin says that she smokes about half a pack of cigarettes every day, and usually starts each day with a cigarette and a cup of coffee with her mom"
From the 'model' gallery of Midnight Auto Parts
"Anyway, at the celebration, she sat directly in front of me (thus the observation of her thighs), and although she didn't smoke (smoking isn't allowed in the seating area), she gave me quite a show with her coughing. Every few minutes, she would cough deeply, the kind of juicy cough only smokers pull off. She never got into an uncontrollable fit, but she certainly had the sound of abused lungs. I'm not a big fan of smokers coughs or the so-called dark side of smoking, but I did enjoy being so close to her, knowing she's a solid, admirable mom"
Found at the Smoking Fetish Message Board
"I think that once a person gets emphysema or another disease that makes it difficult to expell the mucus, it would be somewhat entrenched, though that would depend on the severity of the disease. Otherwise, the good doctor was just betting that I was ignorant since I'm, at this point, capable of coughing it up and out."
Cut from a message board discussion where a woman called Kathleen answered this question: Do you think it's ever possible for the mucus to get entrenched?

The following answer was posted by Kathleen when asked "Does it occur frequently that you need to cough it up and out?":

"Fairly so. Definitely in the morning when I awake, anytime I do something physical,
and throughout the day, but in a non-predictable way."


"Well yes Josse was the smallest of the gang and had bad asthma.....but she was smoking like a chimney and still does..after each cigarette she takes a small dose of ventolin...that is for helping her poor little lungs...
Reply by Noemie (who has a great web site!) on a messageboard, to Nabucco who asked about her old web site where she mentioned a friend, Josse, who had 'a lung problem'.
"I was always coughing. I was coughing so terribly... My mother had had the TBC and shouldn't really smoke, but she did."
From a radio program, where a Danish woman phoned and talked about how her parents used to smoke and how she was coughing.
"When I was in high school, I had this friend whose mother was a 3-4 pack a day stay-at-home chainsmoker. She's been smoking for 10 years (that I know of.) Anyway, her smoker's cough (which was VERY frequent) was so hard and deep that her face would turn red and it would almost sound like she was vomiting. And almost every time this happened, she would light up another cigarette to keep the cough away - inhaling pretty deep. Her fingernails were a deep yellow stain. Major turn on. I also remember her "main" big by-the-TV ashtray was ALWAYS overfilled with darkstained butts. Definitely one of the most nicotine addicted women I have ever met."
Posted to the Dark Side of the Fetish message board
"My morning cough is mainly a lot of phlem and is a very moist cough, Usually I cover my mouth with a tissue so I can rid my body of the junk as it losens and comes up."
From a smoking woman when asked to describe her cough after heaving mentioned it on a message board. I replied I wanted to by a tissue...
"Oh, does my stomach ache! Heavy smokers will know what I mean. You get laughing and then you have to cough. But, I am a lover of fun and laughing is so much a part of it. I adore MB's "loving and laughing" signature. Maybe I should be: "laughing and coughing"! But, I am."
Posted to SmokeSig's Dark Side... message board by Karen, a nice and frequent smoking fetish message board poster.
"I don't have a smoker's cough. I really never did, unless I had a cold, and then coughing was a nightmare!"
From a woman that has quit smoking.
"...she began coughing( esp. at night), and I don't even know how to put it in words--gagging or like when you drink something and it goes down the wrong pipe and you continue to cough unable to catch your breath. She never coughed anything up. However, this is scary to listen to especially for the first time. I'm not quite sure what to do, do you just cough or do you need to sit up?

Reply:
Hi! I'm 34 yrs old. I have had these "coughing attacks" and I'll explain them and hope that I don't sound too gross...! It feels to me that it is caused by stringy mucus sticking in my throat that I can't get up and out because it's a long "string" from my throat down into my airway. It starts as a tickle, I start to cough, then I can't stop coughing, my face turns beat red, my eyes are tearing, and often it ends only after I have gagged it out ; other times I guess my coughing "breaks" it and the coughing spasm stops. It's especially fun when this happens to me in a public place (while in a store, walking downtown...real examples!)
It must be scary hearing such a cough, and I've heard people telling not to pat people on the back if they are choking, as long as they are still getting air in (making noises); I don't know if this rule would apply to choking on mucus.
I usually swallow it, which is not tasty but okay, and at least it will be out of my lungs & throat."
From a CF (Cystic Fibrosis) discussion


"I have had identical experiences. It always makes me laugh when my friends and family locate me in a crowd. It's also used to locate me in school, as I'm one of about two people ( it's a very small school) who cough like that. And people can even distinguish between the two of us. It's a standard joke with my friends. What I find funny also is when I'm with other people who have the same cough we cough at the same time usually after laughing. I've gotten some pretty weird looks. I wonder what's going through other peoples heads."
CF (Cystic Fibrosis) girl, age 20
"I have been coughing up my mucus for four nights now and it's bizarre because the next morning I don't cough at all. I only cough up mucus in the evenings. What I cough up is pure, fresh, lovely mucus." Probably from a CF (Cystic Fibrosis) discussion

"I sometimes cough so hard I gag. It is usually something that goes away when I am feeling better, unless I am really junky when I wake up in the morning, in which case it happens right after I take a shower, then not again for the rest of the day. I have sometimes gotten it on the way to school .

I think it can happen for me at different times. It feels like an irritant, so I cough, but there's actually stuff in my lungs too, so I can't stop. And it moves it into just the right place where you can't stop until it's out. It also happens to me when I loosen a mucous plug. The first time this happened to me, I was about 15, walking around a shopping plaza. I couldn't stop coughing, but it wasn't a breathing problem at all, just felt like a tickle in my throat. I coughed and coughed, then it stopped for awhile. Then it started up again, then stopped. Finally, around 6:30, I was sitting in my living room, it started again, and this time I felt this hard little round thing in my mouth. I spat it out, and it was a brown piece of old mucous, very small, almost like (don't think I'm gross) a booger. Well, I guess once it got up into the large airways, it was moving around a lot and tickling me every time I breathed. Also, when you get out a mucous plug, all the stuff behind it gets set loose, so you may cough up more mucous.

This was a reply to: Meg has been having a HUGE cough the last couple of weeks, she has some very fluid mucus in her lung.
My question is her cough. It starts with a tickle and then finally comes up... her whole body is shaken by the cough. In the past she has only had dry, reactive, non-productive coughs. Now, her mucus has actually become fluid enough to move....and now it can get a bit overwhelming. After these coughs she really clears out and can breath nicely until it builds again....I can clearly hear the lung rattles change from many to very few." CF (Cystic Fibrosis) discussion


"Is it possible to cough up a lung? Or is that just an expression?"
Part of a message from a woman trying to quit smoking.
"Yes indeed! I have three soft discs in my lower back, and a pinched nerve from a lifetime of coughing. I am never sure when it will happen, but try to anticipate caughs by leaning on something as I cough, or I try to sit down. Unfortunately, coughs cannot always be anticipated, so I have had many a painful time of it. One night, I coughed so hard, I broke blood vessels in my back...I had a large blotch there which was quite frightening.
Original question:

Hello everyone, I was wondering if anyone on this list has ever sprained or injured their lower back because of coughing. Last Thursday I was walking on the treadmill and I started coughing and all of a sudden I had extreme pain stabbing me in the lower back."


"Every morning, I cough intermittently for the first couple of hours. Goo settles in my throat and sinuses while I sleep, like it's covering andtrying to heal the damage I do to my lungs and throat all day while I'm smoking. Then I have to cough it all up in the morning.
Sometimes I wake up coughing, in the middle of the night or in the morning.
I routinely have a really embarrassing cough when I'm talking on the phone.I work quietly at a desk most of the time, and I don't realize that my throat is scratchy and blocked until I try to talk, when the phone rings.Then I get a catch in my throat every couple of minutes, so I'm continually giving these stupid little coughs in the middle of a sentence, and saying"excuse me."
The worst is after a cold. I generally have a lingering cough for at least two weeks after I get a chest cold. It's uncontrollable, uncomfortable, frequent and loud." Nice smoker's cough discussion
"In February, last year, I got a really bad cough, it refused to give up. I coughed and coughed. After two weeks, I went to the doctor. They made a lot of tests, x-rayed my lungs and said it was pneumonia. But, to be sure, they wanted to test even more so I had to cough up phlegma in a kind of cup. It was no problem at all, I really had plenty of it that day."
"I didn't have a cough while I smoked or even after I quit. The most I ever had was a little bit of lung wheeze... Lung wheeze is where when you breath in real deep and you get that real quick loud wheeze for a second. Really embarrasing."
"What a weekend. I must have been preparing myself to not smoke for a really long time, because I smoked SOOOO much this weekend. All weekend we were up too late hanging out with friends. Saturday night went to a bar (didn't drink, but bars make me smoke like a chimney). Instead of my normal 1 3/4 packs a day, I was well up over 2 packs. Last night, I was hacking up a lung, ...
Woke up this morning coughing my head off - my morning ritual until I have my first smoke... Instead of feeding my cough, I sometimes try to let myself cough and wheeze for awhile instead."
"I have HUGE coughing fits sometimes. I cough and cough and cough all the way out till I am turning blue in the face....I can't breathe in because I am coughing out....then finally when I think I am about to pass out, my body lets me take that wonderful breath in....then I cough, cough, cough all over again."
21 year old girl.
Contribution from an anonymous person:
"When I was in school, there was a girl named Shauna who was age 11 at thetime. To give you an idea of what she looked like, she was a younger version of Shannen Doherty when Shannen was with the 90210 TV show. Shauna also had a bit of an "attitude". It was the early springtime and Shauna had caught a pretty bad cold. She had a deep medium-strength barking cough and never covered her mouth ever, even when people were nearby. One morning, I saw her near the entrance of the school waiting for the doors to open. In the ten minutes or so that I got to observe her while she was waiting, she would cough between 3 and 6 times, which were followed by no more than ten seconds of silence (usually less though) before she would cough another 3 to 6 times. This pattern continued for the 10+ minutes. On the occasions when she coughed the full six times during any of these coughing segments, she would take in a breath before coughing the next 3 times. She would usually bend forward a little bit when coughing, but sometimes would have her head pointed slightly upwards. She kept her hands in her jacket pockets the whole time and she had her tongue sticking out a little bit during the coughs. I would estimate that she coughed an average 24-27 times per minute in the time I saw her, and it was not letting up. She basically ignored her cough. The bonus part (for me) was that I got an excellent view of her breath when she coughed, and that the breath generally travelled about 2-3 feet for each cough from what I remember."
Fantastic article found on the web, quoted here. It mentions her cough in a few places, but I found the entire article so great so I couldn't resist posting it as it was.
Russia's High-Tar Tasters Live and Breathe Cigarettes
by ROBYN DIXON / Times Staff Writer
Source: Los Angeles Times, Wednesday, 7/19/00

YELETS, Russia--Through waxy red lips, Larissa Solovyova expels a heavy
cloud of acrid-smelling smoke, which wafts like a small thundercloud by
her face. She thrusts her nose into the smoke, sniffing heavily, her face
stern with concentration.

She says it takes years of practical smoking classes at Russia's main
tobacco university to learn to smoke correctly. Even after five years of
study there, her palate was green and inexperienced.

Solovyova, 45, takes another pull on one of Russia's roughest cigarettes,
dubbed papirosi, inhaling for so long that the end flares brightly.

"You just breathe it in as deeply as possible into your lungs," she says.
"This is the final inhalation, to see how strong it is."

Solovyova isn't smoking for pleasure. It is the most important part of her
job.  She and four other members of the Yelets tobacco factory
"degustation committee" take their work--as quality barometers of high-tar
cigarettes--seriously.

"I've been smoking 48 years, and I never tried to quit. All my conscious
life has been devoted to this," says the committee chairman, Anatoly
Topekha.

"He taught me everything I know," Solovyova says humbly. "He taught me to
memorize the flavor specifics of each tobacco and the sensory perceptions
that a smoker has while smoking. It's a complicated process."

The pair have matching smokers' coughs, barking into their hands from time
to time.

Solovyova and Topekha are testing Belomorkanal papirosi, made of
fifth-grade tobacco. No one in Russia is making papirosi of lower-grade
tobacco than Belomorkanal, a big seller for the Yelets factory, which
makes 5 billion papirosi and other cigarettes a year.

Papirosi are peculiarly Russian, popular among the poor, prisoners and
soldiers. Instead of a filter, each one has a long hollow cardboard tube
that smokers squash flat at both ends before lighting up.

Even as cigarette sales decline in the United States, Russians smoke 265
billion cigarettes annually--about 1,800 per capita--and the figure is
expected to rise 1% to 1.5% this year.

Smoking is much more common among men than women, although young women,
particularly in Moscow, are taking up smoking in increasing numbers. Among
men ages 30 to 34, 72% smoke, and 59.8% of males older than 15 smoke. The
comparable figure for females older than 15 is 9.1%.

In mortality rates for cardiovascular disease, cancer and infectious
diseases, Russia ranks second highest in the world among 140 countries,
behind Hungary.  Another former Soviet bloc country, Latvia, is in third
place.

Last year, 63,092 Russians died of lung or throat cancer, and health
authorities blame 90% of the cases on smoking. In the same year, 2,355,658
died of cardiac disease, and 25% of these fatalities are blamed on
smoking.

Not deterred, Solovyova's committee meets every Thursday at 2 p.m. in this
town 220 miles south of Moscow to smoke for one to two hours, randomly
testing all the factory's products and all the raw tobacco to be used in
production.

The papirosi and filterless cigarettes that the company turns out have
very high tar levels. For its Prima cigarettes, the level is 22 milligrams
of tar per cigarette. There is no regulation in Russia governing the
amount of tar in papirosi such as Belomorkanal. The committee members
couldn't say how much tar the papirosi had but acknowledged that it's
harder to reduce the tar in them.

While Western cigarette companies also have regular panel samplings of
cigarettes for subjective values such as taste, their products are much
lower in tar, often around the 12-milligram mark or lower, and they use
machines rather than the Russian deep inhalation method to test for
strength. Typically, testers don't smoke raw tobacco samples, as the
Russian panels do.

"It is hard when we are tasting for more than an hour," Solovyova says.  
"Sometimes we take a 10-minute break to revive." The committee members
avoid spicy foods on Thursdays and drink weak black tea at testing
sessions to refresh their exhausted palates.

Topekha insists that the work isn't harmful and doesn't lead to disease
because "tobacco leaves the body very quickly."

"According to the latest research from the Academy of Medical Science [in
Russia], tobacco is useful for your body in certain quantities," he
asserts.  "Tar is hazardous, but nicotine is not."

Belomorkanal papirosi were launched in 1933 to commemorate the opening of
the White Sea-Baltic Sea canal, a project Russians today associate with
the 300,000 gulag prisoners who died building it.

Solovyova, who says her salary is a commercial secret, is the chief
tobacco engineer at the factory and, when she isn't smoking, is
responsible for quality control of papirosi and cigarettes, labels and
boxes.

She takes her job so seriously that even off duty she smokes only Yelets
tobacco factory products: Belomorkanal papirosi, Prima cigarettes made of
fourth-grade tobacco and Yeletskiye filter cigarettes. Smoking the product
full time, she says, improves her work on the degustation committee.

Although she says she tried her first papirosi secretly when she was 7 and
found it repugnant, she took up smoking seriously when she began her
studies at the tobacco institute.

During the degustation, committee members remain silent, scoring each item
on detailed sheets for flavor, bitterness, acidity, the degree of
irritation to the throat, the burning sensation on and around the tongue
and other qualities.

Although the Yelets tobacco factory experienced some difficulties in the
transition to a market economy, production has increased since the
collapse of the Soviet Union--despite the invasion by Western companies
that have surged into Russia, investing in many local tobacco factories or
setting up their own operations.

"Not everybody has the chance to smoke expensive products," Topekha says.
"Lots of people are extremely poor but can't quit smoking."

The company's heyday was in the 1960s, when the factory products were in
heavy demand on the black market and security at the plant had to be
tightened to prevent theft.

Anatoly Berezhnov, 69, a pensioner and former cowherd from the village of
Tishanka, 325 miles southeast of Moscow, is a typical Belomorkanal smoker.

"You either eat meat or potatoes," he says of his smoking habit, comparing
Western cigarettes to meat--often too expensive for many Russians--and
Belomorkanal to potatoes. He took up smoking out of boredom when he was 30
and working as a cowherd, with nothing to do but stare at cattle all day.

His daily pack costs him 2 rubles, or 7 cents, but popping down to the
local shop to buy the cheapest brand makes him feel rich, "because tobacco
is a very difficult plant to grow. It's very hard to raise your own
tobacco and cure it and roll your own cigarettes."

Berezhnov has his first daily papirosi before breakfast, "and it's good.
If I didn't smoke, I'd probably live for a hundred years, but I'll
probably live 10 or 15 years less than that," he says lightly.

Five years ago, Berezhnov managed to give up vodka on his doctor's advice,
but he finds it much harder to quit smoking.

Like many of the factory's clients, Solovyova has been trying to cut down.

"I think the health of the nation is the key thing, but our task as
producers is to make cigarettes that will cause as little harm as possible
to people,"  says Solovyova, despite the high tar levels in the factory's
cigarettes.  Sounding a little prim, she adds that people should limit
their intake, suggesting that less than 10 a day would be a reasonable
level, though she herself smokes double that.

But in the next breath comes a rueful admission: "I'm trying to reduce the
number, but it's really hard." By now she is coughing heavily.

In the United States, major tobacco companies have suffered legal setbacks
in recent years, most stunningly on Friday, when jurors ordered cigarette
makers to pay $144.8 billion in punitive damages to Florida smokers who
became sick or died as a result of addiction to cigarette smoking.

But Solovyova and Topekha are certain that Russian manufacturers will
never have to face that problem.

"It might happen in America. It would never happen here," Topekha says.
"In America there are more rights for consumers than there are here."