This page is my own memories of coughing girls and women I've met, from my own school years and up to now. Nothing is fictive, nor "improved" - everything is real life descriptions.

Updated Jun 20th, 2010: Barbara update (in Smoker's cough), Ann Charlotte (barker) updated (in Colds), Cleaning woman added to Colds.
Updated May 30th, 2010: Birgitta updated (in Colds), Barbara added to Smoker's cough.
Updated Apr 10th, 2010: Marie M and Birgitta updated (in Colds).
Updated Jan 31st, 2010: Anki added and Marie M updated (in Colds).
Updated Dec 26th, 2009: Eva Th updated again (in Colds).
Updated Nov 10th, 2009: One Colds and one Misc encounter added.
Updated June 23rd, 2009: Eva Th updated (in Colds).
Updated May 19th, 2009: Two new Colds encounters added.
Updated Feb 22nd, 2009: Ann Charlotte (in Colds section) updated.
Updated Dec 29th, 2008: Ann Charlotte (in Colds section) updated, plus one new short Cold encounter added.
Updated Nov 15th, 2008: A new Cold added.
Updated Oct 3rd, 2008: A new Smoker's Cough added.
Updated Jun 15th, 2008: Added new data to Sofie (School mates) and to Neighbour Girls (under Colds).
Updated Apr 19th, 2008: Charlotta and Veronica improved. Ann Charlotte added. Marie M updated. Two new Colds encounter added, a new Danish encounter.
Older update notes moved to the bottom of the page.

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Index

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Smoker's cough True smoker's cough encounters only. 2006-12-25

Smoke-related Smoking ladies who's
coughing but without 100% smoker's cough. 2007-04-06

Colds Coughings caused by colds, flus etc. 2006-12-25

Miscellanous Those who simply don't fit in anywhere else. 2005-08-18

Danish Danish ladies 2006-06-18

Young, fresh hacks Other memories of younger coughers. (2001)

School teachers Many guys, regardless of fetish area, have fantasies
about their "old" school teachers.

School mates My own, female school mates.

Lise A one-night business with Lise 2007-04-06

Mimi Her cough was a never ending story... 2005-08-23

Jeanette Jeanette's bronchitis cough 2003

Sabatina One of the few true chain smoker's I've
met, and with nice chest sounds. 2003

Rima A true full-time cougher. (2000)

Helena A blonde true barker. (1999-2000)

Anette A wet smoker's cough. (2000-2001)

Cleaning woman Cleaning the floors and clearing her smoky throat. (2000)

Absence of cough About ladies who should have had a good
potential for being first-class coughers... but who weren't.

Mimi

Note: I've got recordings of Mimi. Please contact me (see e-mail address in main page) for details.

2005-06-03
Mimi is a young woman (around 28-30??) with long, red hair and a, from behind, teenage-like look. If you'd meet her and could see her face, you would see she's not as young as you'd guess after just having seen her from behind. She moved into an office room two doors from mine at my job four days ago (May 31st) when writing this.
Mimi has been coughing since she moved here, which means four days now. She made lots of nice hacks on day 1, very little on day 2 so I thought it was over but she was coughing more frequently and a bit more intense every time it happened on day 3 than on day 2. Maybe less frequently than day 1 though, but slightly more intensive each time anyway.
She coughs hack-u hack or hack-u hack hack or sometimes with one more hack. Sometimes she starts such a sequence with some silent, leading hacks. Her fits are made up of one to four of these hack sequences of varying number of hacks, as I just wrote. Four is unusual, but once (day 3) she made it, the last one being a light whooping (you know, when it sounds and feels like the stomach tends to come up a bit). From what I can hear from here, she's coughing right out towards her computer screen or maybe with a hand a bit from her mouth. Once, I heard her cough in her arm in the last sequence of a triple. Day 4, the cough was less frequent.

2005-06-16
Mimi has been on business trips and we've both been out of your offices for some time, but yesterday, after lunch, she returned and it turned out that she's still coughing, even worse. On the 16th, almost all her coughing sequences started without a proper preparing inhale, instead they were of the sort "uhhhhhhhh-u hack hack" etc with varying number of hacks. Usually just one such sequence, but sometimes two or more after each other, and usually all starting with that leading "air-out" thing.

2005-06-17
Today, she's just coughing and coughing. Yesterday's special style, with the leading "uhhhhhhhhh-u" is gone, she's back in her "old" style described above, but in long periods she's coughing once per minute or more. A few times, she got into some extra intense coughing fits with lots of three-sequences and four-sequences with lots of them ending with the last one being a whooping. Once, both the 3rd and 4th sounded like she was close to gagging (that is, something like "hack-u hack... hack-u hack ... hack-u-hack-AEH ..... hackkkk-AEEEH ).

2005-06-20
Noticed a triple after her first hour at work, but her door is shut. She made a quad, or maybe it was even a five, around 20 mins later, nothing between this and previous note. The door was open now.
It's a bit wet now (just a little bit) sometimes if you listen carefully. Not as freqeuent as last week yet. The frequency is so low so I can't switch on the recorder by chance and just wait (recording would occupy too much space). Meaning that it's hard to catch anything right now.

2005-06-21
Didn't see her until noon. Long time without any cough, first cough noticed at half past one. Didn't sound as uncontrollable and spontaneous as previously. Another light double maybe 20 mins later. Another light double maybe an hour later.

2005-06-22
One, probably deliberately done, double-hack in the late afternoon. Clearly wet, it cleared some light stuff from her chest.

2005-07-04
After me having returned from a quick holiday, Mimi now coughs again, maybe each 5th minute a single or double.

2005-07-05
Didn't see her until 1 PM. Coughed a double. Out of office most of the time in the afternoon. No coughings from what I could hear when I left, she was back in her room then.

2005-07-06
Didn't see her until afternoon. Coughed once (just a quick double hardly worth describing in itself) when being in the ladies room(!). Coughed another similar double maybe 40 mins later, it sounded like if she was far away somewhere.
Maybe 15 mins later, coughed a single just as she passed outside my own office. Sounded like a more or less controllable throat-clearing more than an uncontrollable reflex coughing. She was in her office for two hours then until I left, couldn't hear any sign of a coughing.

2005-07-07
Arrived around 11 AM. No coughing until 10 to 1 PM, then made a very light and easy triple-hack * 2 (hack-e hack-e hack... hack-e hack-e hack). Not a coughing sound for the rest of the afternoon.

2005-07-08
Arrived around 11 AM, I now realized she usually arrives around that time. Nothing until 4 PM, then two or three short, a bit wheezing throat clearings.

2005-08-18
Returned after a long summer vacation. Coughs a few hacks per day, might just be a way of clearing her throat or clearing away a temporary, one-time throat irritation. But let's hope it's the beginning of something else ;-)

2005-08-22
Some coughings after noon (didn't see her until then) , maybe 3-6 per hour. Most were just a single hack-e-hack-u, one was hack-u-hack...hack-u-hack , i.e. a double. A few times hack...... hack-e-hack-u . So, she really seems to be prone to cough. Still no mouth covering. Sitting in front of her laptop computer, with her back turned towards her door.

2005-08-23
She's coughing a bit more frequently than yesterday. Let's keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best ;-)

Today's statistics:

10:10 AM - 11:15 AM :

singles: 3
doubles: 2
or was it 4 + 1 ?

1:00 PM - 2:00 PM :

singles: 4
doubles: 1
Two of these singles with prolonged wheeze (uhhhhh-e-huh)

2:35 PM - 3:55 PM :

singles: 6
doubles: 1
1 of the doubles was slightly louder than so far this day
3 of the singles with just around 15-20 secs between each

2005-08-24
Today's statistics:

1:20 PM - 5:20 PM - haven't subtracted the intervals where I for some reason have been quickly out of my office

Singles: 5
Doubles: 2
Triples: 1
The triple is actually a double followed by a single 4-5 seconds later.

2005-08-26
Today's statistics:

1 AM - 11:15 AM

Singles: 1
Doubles: 0

12:40 PM - 2:30 PM

Singles: 4
Doubles: 3
(First double having a very light first half.)

3:00 PM - 3:15 PM

Singles: 0
Doubles: 0
Triples: 1

2005-08-29
Today's statistics:

1:15 PM-5:15 PM

Singles: 5
Doubles: 2
Triples: 1

First triple being an usually loud one with the last single unit sounding like if she was close to gag.
First three singles within a short time, like a kind of coughing fit. Still they were three individual singles, not a triple.

2005-09-01
Today's statistics:

2 PM - 4 PM

Singles: 2
Doubles: 2

Final words about Mimi

I've left this assignment now, so no more notes or recordings. I think Mimi has a habit of clearing her throat often. Either it's just a reflex or there's something chronical that tickles her throat or her chest. The more intense coughing period noticed during the summer was probably the result of her habit plus a cold, or maybe plus an allergic reaction.
I've made lots of recordings and heard her cough so many times, but never seen it. I've no idea if she's holding a hand for her mouth or not, but the sound from her office room tells me she's coughing right out, towards her computer. I've noticed she rarely coughs when talking to somebody or during a phone call.

Danish

Tine

During my latest Copenhagen trip, I made a phone call to Tine, who I met there earlier this year, and we met at my hotel room. She's a dark-red-haired "commercial", around 47 years old, just a bit over-weight (including big soft hangers), smoker. We first sat down and a quite a long and nice chat, and she smoked a cigarette. Almost immediately when she arrived, I noticed a wet, rustling sound from her chest - not just when she laughed or coughed, sometimes just normal talk could make her chest bubble! She coughed several times during our chat with her hand for her mouth, and it sounded like she got several centilitres of wet, clear mucus loose. At the final of our activities that followed the chat, I asked her to cough in my hand, which she did. She rumbled a bit and I could feel the rumblings in my other hand which I was massaging her chest with.

A commercial's cough

2006-12-23 At one of my regular bars in Copenhagen, a woman sat down at the same table for a beer, and we soon realized we had met before, and more than once. She's around 45-50, a fairly small woman with brown hair, and she's a "commercial" lady. We both had fun talking about our little meetings, around half a year ago the last time. She was smoking as usual, and often she had to cough. She coughed with 1-3 hacks , sometimes then inhaled and hacked a few more times. I think it was a reflex to clear her chest from some raspy mucus. I'm not sure if it's just a 100% smoker's cough, for some reason. Just a gut feeling.

Airport Rustlings

2006-06-18 At Stockholm Airport, waiting at the gate to board the plane, a Danish woman (age around 50) coughed every now and then with very wet rustlings; usually something like "ruuuustl-hack-hack-inhale-russtl-hack-hack". Sometimes longer fits, and once she left the gate, rustling and rustling, walking towards the ladies' room. I could hear her far away at the airplane too but the cabin noise prevented me from really enjoying her wet bronchitis cough.

Fantastic Barker 2

2006-06-18 At a street in Copenhagen (Amaliegade), a blonde woman, age around 30-35 was walking at the opposite side of the street, in the same direction I was walking. She coughed with a loud, genuine double barking all of a sudden, repeated it around one minute later and yet another time maybe 30 seconds later before she went into a house and was gone. Together with the below encounter, one of the most heavy barkers I've heard - she must have caught a tough chesty bronchitis.

Fantastic Barker 1

2006-06-18 This occurred in February 2004, but when writing the above encounter I realized I'd forgotten to write about this one.
She sounded exactly like the above one, and she was also a blonde at the same age (could it be the same? ;) ) This occurred in a convenience store outside central town (Frederiksberg). She coughed baark-bark with a fist for her mouth, and at one time she made a slightly worried face expression and pressed her fingers (of one hand) to her chest. I followed her close as she was walking through the shop. Her barkings were so loud so you could think she had a built-in loudspeaker, and I could imagine both her chest and her back must ache at every single bark.

Bus Rumble

2005-10-03 A was sitting at a bus in Copenhagen, and a woman of around 50 years was sitting in the next seat. After a while, a cough surprised her, and she started with a dark, wheezing, rumbling sound, inhaled and coughed twice. After some seconds, she inhaled and coughed three times, inhaled and coughed two more. Her cough was a wheezing bark with a dark, rumbling chest sound. I'd guess a chronic bronchitis was just the first name...! Another heaven for a "dark side" fetishist.

Martina

One of the waitresses at one of my regular bars is around 48, short, dark-haired with glasses. She smokes a lot and sometimes gets a smoker's cough. She coughs with one or two deep double rattling, wet hacks, her hand covering the mouth in the fist style. The funny thing with Martina is that she always gets a funny face after each, like if she feels puzzled, surprised or something in between.

American Coughings

At a bar called "Cafe Amerika", the waitress (Danish woman around 47-50 years) had a cold, she said, and she coughed with a wet and raspy style every now and then. I was sitting at a bar stool and I could study her in detail every time. She wasn't what a guy at my age usually calls a beauty, but her cough together with her smoking made her a princess in my eyes.

Central Station Rumblings

I happen to stand beside a woman (age around 50) at Copenhagen's central station, when checking the information screens. We were both waiting for the screens to be updated with the latest arrivals, I think. After a short while, she coughed with two wet, thick barking hacks. At first, it sounded like a usual wet bronchitis-style, but all of her wet hacks ended with an additional barking being added to the wet sounds. She made two or three of those with maybe a bit more than half a minute between each, then slowly walked away. I managed to follow pretty close-up but no more coughings. I lost her in the crowd, but returned a couple of minutes later and found her there again, talking in her mobile phone. During the call, she once interrupted herself and coughed two quick wets (don't think she barked that time). Unfortunately, she left after having terminated the call and I lost her again.

Bronchitis with lots of smoke or "Annie get your gun" ;-)

Had a great night with a "commercial" lady, Annie, of the advanced kind until 4 AM a morning at a hotel. I went to one of the exclusive "champagne bars" in Copenhagen (the Kakadu club), arrived at appr 11:30 PM, looked around at the girls. Around 4-5 dark girls (Afroamerican, Brazilian, Caribian origin I'd guess), age around 25-30. Some blonde girls (who probably were Danish, Swedish or Eastern European) of the same age. All looked very exclusive and advanced. I sat down in the bar and ordered a small beer, just wanted to sit there, relax, have a look at the people and try to make up my mind. A girl who looked a bit Far East too me (like half Thai, half European) but turned out to be from Prague started to talk to me, and it took some time to make her understand and accept that I didn't want to buy her a drink (which costs from 100 crowns), I just wanted to - as I said - start out softly, checking out before maybe acting. Those who, much more than the young beautiful girls I've described, really caught my attention were two Danish ladies, age around 45-50, sitting in a sofa, smoking and drinking. I just love a bit older girls, and after glancing at the bust of one of them, the decision was made.

I went over to her and asked if I could buy her a drink, which I of course could, we went over to another table to drink and chat. She smoked like a chimney and had a dark, raspy smoky voice and a wheezing, smoky laughter. To skip some details, we ended up later on in a hotel room and I spent the night almost buried in her huge G-cup breasts. I had told her about my smoking fetish and she smoked, smoked and smoked. She directly realized I loved when she breathed her smoke over me, and we often tongue kissed while she was breathing it out. "Do you want more?", she could tease me. "Yes, I want more." "No, I don't I'll give you more right now." "Please, just a little bit more..." "OK, one more time then". We went on like that, her teasing me and giving me more of her exhales over and over again. It was funny. I commented on her sometimes wheezy breathing and she said she had both a bronchitis and a bronchial catarrh. I asked if she didn't have a smoker's cough then, but to my surprise she said she didn't, and she thought it was because she only smoked in the evenings and nights, never earlier. Her doctor had told her she should quit smoking, due to the bronchitis etc. Finally, I asked her just to cough a little. I'm not much for faked coughings, but since she did some without overdoing them, their wheezy, rustling sounds brought me up to another heaven.

Symbolic Mouth Covering

A woman, age around 40, probably a drug addict of one or the other kind, was sitting at the steps up to the door of a lodging house for homeless women. She was smoking something together with a guy just as I passed, either pot or horse I would guess. When I passed again five minutes later, the man was gone, but just as I was passing the stair, she inhaled deeply and coughed with heavy hacks (but dry, neither wet, nor barking). I got the feeling she noticed I was watching, because she raised her hand (fist style) and had the fist around 20 centimeters from her mouth during the hacks until I was gone. Her coughing stopped after a sequence of around 10-15 hacks including two or three long inhales. As I was around 25 meters from her, I turned my head to have another look, and just as I had done that, I saw her inhale deeply again and coughing again, her body moving heavily, synchronized with the hacks. No hand this time. I quickly walked around the block again to pass that stair a last time, but just as I was there again, she was on her way into the lodging house, through its other door just at the corner of the street.

One particular detail I thought was a bit amusing was how she had been holding up her hand for her mouth when I was watching her, and doing it in such a symbolic manner. I mean, holding a fisted hand 20 cm from the mouth isn't what I would call covering the mouth really.

Danish Escort

Happened to be extremely lucky with a Danish escort girl on Saturday night. When she met, she was a bit drunk, but I for some reason felt she was the right one. We were walking towards a sort of club where you can hire a room for 45 minutes, and as we were walking, she started to cough with a deep, dark, heavy, rumbling sound. I had heard some wheezing sounds from her breathing just before it started. She excused herself and said it was because she had been smoking too much. I explained I liked it. She did at some more times before we were at the club. In the room, I told her more about my interest for her coughings, and I enjoyed listened to the chesty sounds sometimes coming as a part of her normal breathing. I even laid down with my ear on to her chest and listened to it. I asked her if she could cough in my hand next time and she very soon after that took my hand and did it. During the next minute, she coughed and coughed in my left hand while my other hand were occupied with other business. You could here the mucus move up and down in her chest and her wet sounds sometimes were accompanied by some barkings too. I just needed that minute, or maybe even less, to... well... you know.

Outputter

At a train in Copenhagen, I sat close to a 40-ish brunette on the train and her daughter (around 7?). The woman inhaled, coughed with two heavy, rumbling hacks moving tons of mucus. Inhaled again and repeated. Both times, she coughed into her open hand. She then looked into her palm, put the hand down into a plastic trash bag (the trains have small plastic bags for trash disposal; you rip a bag off, put your trash in it and throw it in a wastebasket) and sort of cleaned her hand with the inside of the bag. Loved to see this!!

Lovely Mid-age brunette

I was sitting next to a brunette woman (around 40-45 years) old at the bar desk of a pub. She was a smoker, and she was coughing every now and then, which I assumed was a smoker's cough. She was unfortunately sitting with her back towards me, so I could study her in detail occasionally only. At one time, she coughed with some hacks, then I thought it stopped, until I noticed her back was sort of shaking. There was live music at the pub, so that's probably why I couldn't hear anything of her suppressed hack sequence. After a while, she inhaled and coughed more properly some times again. Really liked her. She was fairly tall like many Danish women (I mean let's say 1.75 meters and with a nice body) and she had a kind of long face with nice brown eyes.

Bus Stop

At a bus stop, a dark woman around 45-50 years started to cough just as I passed. She started with a "dry" sequence of probably around 5 hacks, inhaled, another sequence, inhaled and finished with a harder and louder 1- or 2-hack (the u-hu-u-HAE variant... did anyone understand...?). She was an immigrant I think, probably south-European; hispanic(?).

Nice, deep rustlings

A man and a woman were walking outside the central station, and I happened to be walking just behind them when I noticed that the man started to pattern her on her shoulder with his arm around her. It turned out she had started a sequence of deeply rustling hacks. Might be smoke-related with a combination of something more, they looked a bit like the drug addict type, without being of the very most worn-out kind if you know what I mean.

Coughed through the wall

My neighbour girl, a blonde smoker of age around 22 I'd guess, had a barking coughing for about two weeks, probably cold-related. I could hear her barkings through the wall. The barkings that went through the wall were just one-hack barking ("BARK-hmm"). Sometimes I could hear her cough around 4-6 non-barking hacks before the final "BARK-hmm" too.

Another bus stop

When walking down a street, I happened to pass a thin, brunette smoking woman, age around 45, just as she started to cough. Well, she started when I had around two-three meters left to the bus stop where she was standing. She started with 4-5 quick, silent hacks, then inhaled properly and coughed two rustling, smoky hacks. I stopped and tried to look like I was waiting for the bus too, but it was of course more coughings I was waiting for. She got a similar fit some minutes later, but it had less "leading" hacks. Soon the bus arrived, and I almost considered going with it for a while...

Lise

2007-02-23 I went to one of my regular places in Copenhagen, a nice "beer cafe" close to the central station. I sat down at a bar stool, looked to the left and met the blue eyes of a dark-haired thin woman, age around 45-50, I guessed (45, it turned out later). She had fairly thin cheeks, long, straight, almost black hair. She was wearing a beige leather coat, some beige-like clothing under the coat which left the upper part of her chest exposed, and the top parts of breasts too. Her small, thin breasts were pushed up a bit. Her skin had an almost gold-like colour, matching her clothing and her hair perfectly. She was apparently an addict, probably of more things than alcohol but I wasn't 100% sure about that. She was apparently a bit drunk, and she were of the worn-out type as I call these ladies that are older than around 40 and probably have been using many sorts of stuff for several years. Beside her, a young man of north-african origin was sitting, with a glass of cola in his hand. She was having a glass of beer. They hardly talked at all, but I got the impression they had something to do with each other. The combination of them two told me that they had decided to go somewhere else soon for a little business - him paying and her getting her clothes off, frankly.

She was a big turn-on for me and, and she made me crazy when she after a minute inhaled and coughed: uhhh-UH-uhh-Uh-uhh... uhhh-UH-Uhh-Uh-uhh... and a third time ... and a fourth time. Every fit a bit more intense than the previous. They soon finished their drinks and left. She had some problems walking perfectly straight, I noticed. The glass door shut behind them and I was watching her back as they left, and understood she coughed again... and a second time, as she threw her body forwards deeply (I could only see the back of her beige coat this very last time because they were on their way from the place).

I looked at the watch. I estimated the time it would take them to walk to the only porno cinema club in the neighbourhood allowing a couple to hire a cabin for some minutes to 5 minutes at max. After some thinking I decided to wait 15 minutes, then finish my beer and wait outside the club (women are not allowed to make any kind of contact with new customers inside the place). However, I changed my mind, mostly because patience isn't my thing; finished my beer, walked to the club, and stopped outside at the sidewalk. I declined the invitations of a young, beautiful girl that most guys of any age would have found irresistible.

It was quite cold, plus 5 Celsius, and a bit windy so after 15 minutes I decided to go inside the club and wait in the bar instead. Everyone going into or out from the cabin and the cinema section must pass the bar, so when they came, I would just follow them out to ask her in again. I could hear her cough four or five times from the cabin section somewhere - just one "uhhh-UH-uhh" at a time - and once the top-less bar girl imitated her. I just gave her an, to her surprise, not very interested glance without saying a word.

After an eternity, the guy appeared with a slightly disappointed face, and left. I realized it would take her some minutes to get dressed and maybe visit the WC so I followed him to once again wait outside. I checked my watch and saw that the cabin time was out any minute so she would have to leave very soon. So I waited and imagined being with her sexy body, touching her dark hair and looking into her blue eyes and feeling her coughing body close to mine. Even though the only furniture in these cabins are a filthy maddrass and two dirty, worn-out chairs, this would really be unforgettable. And I waited. And waited. Checked my watch. And waited. Checked my watch again. Something was wrong. I went inside again - the ticket is valid for 24 hours anyway. I could hear the voice of one of the receptionist guys from the cabin section - "Come on... would you please wake up, get dressed and get out!". I understood two things - first, she was drunk and had fallen asleep. But, secondly, this would mean she wouldn't be welcome back again regardless of how much her next customer would volunteer to pay extra in the reception for the cabin. I just knew it.

So, the chance to be with her and experience something I had just been dreaming about before was lost. Because meeting a worn-out, addict, coughing woman like her outside this club and playing with her and her cough in a cabin was actually exactly what I had been fantasizing about from time to time the last years! Very disappointed to say the least, I left the place and had dinner at a restaurant. Went back to the club, watched some porno movies, had a beer at a pub, back to the club, went to the next pub for yet another beer. Around three hours after that first time when I left the club very disappointed, I happened to pass the street corner next to the club and there she suddenly was again, trying to talk a midage man into a little rendez-vous.

"Now or never", I thought, and stopped two meters from them. The man and I exchanged some words - he wasn't quite interested in her, I understood - and he left. She didn't really have to talk me into it... So, we went to this cinema club and as I actually knew already (as I said) they wouldn't let her in. We both knew the other video clubs in the area didn't let couples in at all, so since at least four years this cinema club, which had banned her, was the only place allowing couples. And the hotels in the area that once were known to let basically anything in, had been taken over by modern hotel groups being more careful about their reputation than eager to make some quick money.

So, I was about to lose her for the second time this evening! She couldn't bring me home she said, and I couldn't take her to my hotel because I know they wouldn't accept it. There was just one chance. We went to the only close-by hotel having less than three stars in the records, and I told her to wait in the stair, outside the reception while I did the talking. I reserved a room for a night for one person, because I wasn't sure if the guy would accept such an affair taking place at this hotel, like they probably used to do some years ago without hesitation. Maybe he would - certainly not unpossible - but I didn't want to take the risk. I noticed we must pass the reception area to reach the stairs to the hotel room floors, so I told her I didn't know for sure how to proceed, when a group of around ten young tourists with their backpacks and stuff entered. They passed us, where we were standing in the stair leading from the street to the reception. "Quickly, now!", I said to her and we passed behind the tourist group which occupied the receptionist's attention totally, reached the stairs, started to walk upstairs. Noone was shouting at us from the reception or anything. We had made it!

The dirty, stinking club cabin with its filthy maddrasses and broken chairs was replaced with a hotel room with a nice double bed and soft, white sheets. I explained I just wanted a nice time with her for a while, no scr*wing (just because I do lots of things with commercial ladies, but not scr*wing - that's just my way) and we agreed on the money. She required 300 Danish crowns, probably 30 USD, which is cheap, but not uncommon among these older ladies knowing that the younger ladies often outrank them. I gave her 500 and she first almost didn't want to accept it.

Anyway, before she had got her coat off, she started to cough and I hugged her from behind, massaged her back and then that naked, warm, soft part of her chest. We got undressed, and before we got into the bed sheets, she got a new coughing fit, starting with an "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-UH uh-uh-uh" and I massaged her and everything. We got into the bed and hugged each other, caressed each other and started french kissing, everything. Without knowing how it really started I suddenly had my fingers into her ... you know what... massaging her inside faster and faster while kissing her, kissing her nice, thin breasts, everything and she was in another heaven (she later told me no customer ever had given her any s*xual satisfaction since ages ago) and she came.

She coughed again, and I kissed her chest, massaged it and felt her next fit as it made her chest vibrate. After more kissing and all sorts of things (including oral stuff), I asked her to cough in my hand. It took surprisingly long time to make her understand, but finally she did it, and I came.

Finally... we washed, she had a cigarette, she got another 200 Danish crowns as a tip which it was hard to make her accept, we got dressed, kissed and said goodbye. It took me some more beer to calm down enough to be able to sleep. Unforgettable.
Thanks, Lise...

Jeanette

Sometimes I talk a walk through the street where the hookers usually walk around, just to look. However, after having crossed the street and starting walking another street on my way from there, a middle-aged, a bit dark woman wearing a white summer skirt made me curious and I started to walk a bit faster so that I would pass her, just to have a quick look out of curiousity only. I doubted that she was a hooker at all. Just as I passed she said "hello", and I replied. "Want something?" she asked and looked my into my eyes with her big dark-blue eyes. "Maybe, but I don't have a car", I quickly replied. "No problem, we could share a taxi, if we could be at your place", she said. I very quickly considered the situation and agreed. To make a long story short, on our way to the taxi, she coughed a few times, with deep, thick, heavy rattlings and maybe a little barking was in it too. After we'd left the taxi, she coughed more like that and she excused herseld and said she had had a bronchitis a month earlier and that the cough from that had returned.

When we have laid down beside each other on the bed, I asked her if she could smoke for me, and she did. I enjoyed the smoke being pumped out from her mouth and nose directly over me, and I told her about my coughing fetish. She said she'd soon need to cough and started to breathe a bit harder. I listened to the sounds from her chest when she did that and told her how much I loved it. When she started to rumble away, I put my hand over her mouth. She first tried to put her own hand there and hesitated when I tried to get my hand in there, between her own and her mouth. After a while I manage to convince her how much I loved this, but often placed her hand over mine instead of just letting me have my hand there, and she didn't want me to touch her nose at all at the same time. She made heavy, dark thunderstorms of coughing but with her mouth almost shut. I told her I'd love her to just cough it out, and she did, in my hand. Over and over again. Wonderful! The coughing fit died out, but she again started to breathe heavier to make it start again. I could hear the mucus and the cough building up and soon I had her hot cough in my palm again. She even brought up some mucus into her mouth and showed me, after I'd begged her "cough up a little, please could you just cough something up from your chest". What a turn-on. Needless to say, I tipped so she wouldn't have to work any more that evening. She told me she has a regular smoker's cough when she's not ill.
However, I'm not positive that all of these coughings were natural ones, she might have forced her cough just a little - I'n not sure here.

Sabatina

Sabatina is 33 years old, half Italian, and the first time we met (we'd only met once so far), I remember her chain-smoking four cigarettes while we were having a chat before going into bed together. She smoked John Silver reds; think it's a local European, maybe Northern only, brand which can be compared with Marlboro reds. The only reason why she didn't smoke any more that first time was that she ran out of them, simply.

Anyway, this time I had bought two packs in advance. I offered her a cup of tea when she'd arrived, and almost before having sat down, she lit up a cigarette. She noticed the John Silver packs and asked if she could have one of these, and I told her they were for her. She more or less chain-smoked four or five cigarettes while we were drinking tea and talking. She often talks the smoke out, and makes mixed mouth-nose-exhales and often she nose exhales the second part out. I like her style.

We then went to bed, and she often sat up, lit a cigarette and smoked it why we were talking and I was caressing and massaging her soft, dark brown body. She's quite short, but she's soft and warm.

After a while, I asked her how much she smoked; she replied around 1.5 pack a day (20-packs) and that she'd started when she was around 13 or 14. I noticed that every time she took a little deeper breath, especially in the middle of a sentence while talking, I could hear a nice, hizzing sound from her chest and every time she let a cigarette pop from her lips and inhaled, I could her a sort of almost "popping" sound from her chest too. So, when we'd been in bed for quite a long while and she said she would soon have to prepare for leaving - we weren't making love tonight, because I was more in the mood for having a nice time together in bed and ending it with handling it myself; often gives be a better stimulation than scr*****wing - it was time for my inevitable question.
- "Don't you have a smoker's cough?", I asked.
- "No, funny thing I haven't", she said..
- "Not even in the mornings?", I tried.<
- "Not even in the mornings", she said aand added that it would be time to quit if she would get one. I chosed not to argue with her right then, but I'll of course bring it up sooner or later ;-) Anyway, she took another drag, inhaled, and this time this "chest pop" sound was a bit louder.
- "What a sound I'm making", she said.... and ... coughed with just one hack. But what a hack!! One of the most deep, wet, rattling hacks I've ever heard. Sounded like her chest was completely stuffed with her warm, smoky mucus. I told her I loved it, and she made another one. I was getting closer to climax and asked her to cough just once more. I don't really like made up coughings, but I couldn't keep myself from asking. She inhaled and coughed another hack, but without that same deep sound. "Can't cough more now, because I've got rid of that stuff", she smiled and continued smoking.

My climax was getting very, very close now when she improved it even more (without knowing it), saying "I don't ever want to cough like my Mom does". "Oh, does she have a smoker's cough, you mean?", I asked trying not to sound like if I wanted to make love to her coughing mom ( ;-) ) . "Oh yeah", she went on ", she's coughing like crazy".

Maybe she started to talk about something else here, maybe she didn't say anything. I guess she took another drag. I don't know. I was in another heaven for probably 10 seconds or whatever and then just laid down beside her, feeling almost exhausted but smiling like a child.

Rima

Rima is a dark, beautiful, woman (probably from Lebanon or something) age around 33 or something (2000), running a tobacco shop. Middle length (i.e. not particularly tall), middle weight. Dark brown, not very long hair. Fairly long and straight nose.
I've met her a few times in the streets around the block, and, amazingly enough, she has coughed almost every time. Never seen her smoking. This is a list of the meetings, in chronological order.

She was moving some bunches of magazines outside her shop. Just as I passed, she coughed twice. Each one = a quick, almost quiet, double-hack, no rattling sounds or so. Coughed right out in the air.
Playing with her little daughter outside the shop. Same way as (1), but with a slight rattling.
Walking in the opposite direction in the park with both hands on the perambulator. Same way as (1).
Heard someone cough hardly once and deliberately like to clear the throat. Then she came with her perambulator around a corner. Understood she had coughed right out.
She was walking on the other side of the street, opposite direction. Both hands on the perambulator; coughed with a double-hack, then a single, then a double again. Apart from that, same attributes as in (1).
She was walking on the other side of the street, opposite direction. Both hands on the perambulator; coughed twice hardly like to clear the throat. Sounded like it was deliberate.
Met her near her shop, walking in the opposite direction. Same as (1) but with a slight rustling. No perambulator, but right out anyway.
She was sitting at a park sofa the bus stop with the perambulator. Inhaled and coughed twice, slower than usual and with a longer rattlings. One hand over mouth.
Met her in the subway, she was waiting for her daughter to come to the stairs. Coughed in her usual way, but not so fast perhaps.
Met her on the sidewalk, she was walking with the perambulator, both hands on it. Bent down her head a bit and coughed once (deliberately, probably) towards the ground. Repeated it a few seconds after.
Met her on the sidewalk, she was walking alone, wearing a violet, thick jacket. Before we met, she coughed twice, to clear her throat. No hands. A few seconds later, just as we passed each other, she coughed once, with one "thick" hack. Still deliberately, it sounded. She sounded like she was trying to get something away from her throat. A third time, after she had passed, I heard her cough with two silent, careful hacks again.
It's now been a while since I met Rima again. She runs the tobacco shop near my house, but for some reason I haven't met her now in the street or so for quite a while. Anyway, yesterday morning it was time again. She was outside, moving some newspaper bunches just as I passed on my way to the subway. Just as I had passed and she was on her way inside, she coughed twice, deliberately. It was two "hacks" with a pause between, each of them much raspier and "thicker" than the previous ones have been. Maybe some sort of rattlings, combined with a slight wheezing were in it. The rattlings were more "tight" than "loose".
Met her again, on her way from her shop in the evening. When I saw her coming in my direction, I thought to myself; "will she cough or not?" Well, the probability is good, she has been coughing in 90-95% of the times I've seen her! Yes, the statistics didn't lie this time either. Her usual, a bit quiet, dry way of coughing - she started with a hack followed by an "output" phase which was a little longer than usual. A quick inhale and a new hack, another inhale and a new hack.

2001: Sad news - Rima has sold her shop. She's one of my best encounters ever, so far, so I'll let her section remain her at the top of the page.

Helena

Helena is a manager at my job. She's around 38, middle length and weight, and she's quite a beuatiful blonde with lots of style in clothing etc but a tendency to be a bit arrogant. Non-smoker. Big breasts, by the way!

Every now and then, she has her coughing periods. She always coughs very shortly with a few short and clearly barking hacks. I love it when she enters my office for any reason, sits down and after talking for a while quickly cups her hand over her mouth and makes two of these barking hacks.
She often coughs with one such hack with her hand cupped over her mouth. Then, maybe 10 seconds later another one, and maybe a third after yet another 10 seconds.

One day, a younger girl (age 25, cute blonde) came into her office and said something like "Are you coughing up a lung, or what?"

Addition March 28th, 2000: She has just returned from a one week holiday which ended in a cold. Lots of her single barkings (as described) during the whole Monday. One hand cupped over mouth mixed with two hands (fingers over mouth). I sometimes wonder what makes these barkings - she always has that sound, with or without any real cold. She must be a born barker. Almost sounds like it hurts, I wonder if it does??

Addition June 20th, 2000: A week in Paris was obviously too much, she sounds like she's caught a light cold or something. I heard her making her hard, loud, single barkings in the corridor yesterday and today, at a meeting, she suddenly quickly cupped her hand over her mouth and coughed with one loud, clear, professional bark. Of course, she immediately got my attention, and 10-15 seconds later, she repeated it. I followed every detail, how she moved her cupped hand up over her mouth, coughed and removed the hand. And what a sound...

Addition July 7th, 2000: Well, the summer is here and the girls' way of dressing gets better and better, as usual this time of the year. Helena's has also just got better and better and today she was close to irresistible! She's got quite big boopies, as one thing. At one, single time, she also cupped her hand over her lovely lips and coughed with one hack. Her usual barking was there but not as sharp as I know she can make it. I glanced at her chest and wondered why that attractive body sometimes produces such exciting sounds...

Autumn 2000 - both me and Helena left the company, I haven't seen her since then. If we ever will meet again and she will supply me with anything to notice here, I will do so.

Anette

Job mate, age around 38. Very dark voice (naturally), smoker with a regular smoker's cough; no longer fits but coughs with one, thick, wet and dark hack every now and then.

At one time, she returned from sick leave (a chest cold) and she spent one day coughing often, but usually with one or sometimes two hacks, which I think she made more or less deliberately to clear her throat. One hand (fist-form) for mouth. Usually more or less dry but a bit "thick", but she sometimes made them wet and rumbling, you could hear the mucus get loose inside her smoky chest. One time, she passed where I was sitting and made one, thick, wet hack with her mouth shut. She repeated it a few seconds later before going into the ladies' WC room. I went there to capture any deep, rumbling, wet coughings from inside there, but nothing. I had just heard one before I had come close enough to the door to really hear.
The day after, we were sitting in the "coffee area" for an afternoon break, and after a long while, she made one of those dryer, single hacks and repeated it maybe half a minute later. Soon after, she was on her way back to her place to work and she coughed twice when leaving the coffee table. These two were wet and rumbling. Some minutes later, I heard a deep rumbling cough from the ladies WC room and went there to listen outside the door, but again nothing...
One day, she came out from the elevator just as I was going into it on my way out. We have no smoking room in your office so she must have been standing just outside the entrance to the building. The elevator was full of her smoky breathe...

Update Nov 24th 2000: It's now been about three weeks since Anette's last cold, and every now and then she coughs with one hack, it's her regular smoker's cough. I've got the feeling she's doing them deliberately more than as the result of an unexpected reflex. Sometimes with a fist-formed hand for her mouth, sometimes right out. Yesterday, she made two (with appr. 30 seconds between) when we were talking. Sometimes, you can here the thick mucus moving inside her smoky chest, sometimes, the sound is just "thick" but not really wet, that is, it's without that sound of moving mucus.
Today, I heard her make one hack with her mouth shut and the sound of her moving mucus was so dark and thick. She then opened her mouth and coughed once more.
Update Dec 11th 2000: Every now and then, I can hear her cough, but always with just one, single hack which often is wet and thick. At one time, I was talking to her when she suddenly let her smile be replaced by a deep inhale and one of those thick hacks with a fist-formed hand for her mouth. Sometimes, I've also (as described above) seen her suddenly cough with one hack with her mouth shut, then inhale and cough one hack. Those shut-mouth-hacks always sound so deep and rumbling.

Update Apr 4th 2001: She's rumbling better than ever. Don't know if she has had a cold maybe. Yesterday and today, her thick coughings sounded more heavy and thick than ever. For example; today, before she left the office, she inhaled in a long, hearable way, then coughed with three heavy, thick hacks (each one made her thick, smoky mucus move inside her chest), inhaled, coughed two more such hacks, inhaled and made a final hack which wasn't wet like the other were. The previous hacks must have moved all that stuff up enough. About half a minute later, I heard her cough again from the hallway while waiting for the elevator.

Update Apr 11th 2001: Anette's back from a chesty cold. She coughs a bit more often than usual, and today her thick cough was more wet than ever. Her smoky chest sounded like it was full of wet but thick mucus.

Update Nov 14th 2001: This afternoon, she has coughed several times in her usual way - deep, thick rustlings. Today, she's often made more of those wet ones after the first sequence - earlier, I've mostly just heard her make one sequence and nothing more. And another thing that's different today is that her smoky chest has made some sharp sounds a few times too, not really barkings, but close to. One thing I can't understand, though - why this habit of coughing with her mouth shut. It's an interesting variation compared to most other women, but sometimes I do wish she would let her cough out.

The cleaning woman

The woman who cleaned the floors and desks at my job in the year 2000 was around 40-45 years at that time. She had dark brown hair, pale skin, and she was of middle length and a bit over middle weight. I happened to come close to her one day when she was cleaning around the coffee machine, and I noticed she smelled of cigarette smoke. Not every day, but sometimes, I noticed that she coughed with one, dry hack. On rare occasions, she made two or three hacks with a short break between each. One day, she happened to make the hack just as she was emptying my wastebasket, just one meter from me. Just a coincidence, I guess. Another day, she was on her way into the elevator just as I came out from it, and she made her hack just as she had gone into the elevator. Another coincidence... or...? ;-) The elevator clearly smelled of her smoky breath, and she had released her brown, slightly curly hair which she always had in a bun when working.

Update Nov 24th 2000: Yesterday, I passed in the corridor beside the lavatories when she was cleaning inside there and I heard her cough loudly with a sequence of hacks. When cleaning around our desks etc, she sometimes coughs with one single hack, nothing more. Later on, when being around us, she coughed with one hack - also this time when being quite close to my desk, then she repeated it with a fist-formed hand for her mouth. Usually, she's doing those hacks without any hands. Again, WHY always when being in my part of the office area?? And, just when I passed outside those lavatories ;-)
Today, I was waiting to hear more hacks, but she wasn't there today - it was just a guy from the same cleaning service company. Don't misinterpret this, but I "hoped" it means she was ill today and will be back on Monday with a real coughing show...

Update Dec 11th 2000: The last two weeks, she has been coughing with her single hacks every day, at least once, usually at least twice, during the two hours she spends every day at our office. Today, she was much better than usual. She always coughs with one hack, only occasionally followed by another, single hack shortly after. What I mean is, her hacks come with long intervals between each, if there are more than one (or maybe two) during those two hours, that is. Today, she for the first time got something that can be called a real coughing fit. She coughed her single hacks, time after time for about a minute. Before and after that, her hacks were clearly more frequent than usual. Her cough was a bit wet, it wasn't any thick sound of mucus moving inside her, but still... She did it without any hands before her mouth; she was working all the time (hoovering, emptying wastebaskets etc).

Update Feb 3rd 2001: The charwoman was on a sick leave, and another, a bit "big" but very cute woman of around 30 years was there. Brown hair, nice look. At one time, she probably got some saliva down the wrong throat and started to cough. She put a fist for her mouth and hacked intensively for 30-40 seconds. Dry sound.

Autumn 2001: Sorry - our company has moved and another cleaning company has been contracted. One of my better encounters is no longer around me.

Smoker's cough

Barbara

2010-05-30 I've got a friend, who in turn has a female friend, Barbara, whom I've met a few times. She is thin with dark, long hair, between 50-53 years old (my guess), often wears black clothes, and often a black, thin leather jacket. She's a smoker, and she sort of has this look that's typical for a smoker; it's hard for me to describe it better, but those of you who have a more or less smoking-related fetish know what I mean.

When I met them at a pub last week, Barbara coughed a few times with heavy, thick rattling sounds. I could hear that her coughings were working to move her smoky, thick stuff away. Those of you who know me know that I like the "wet, productive" cough style a lot.

Yesterday evening, my friend and Barbara with one of her two daughters turned up at my local watering hole. I noticed Barbara was a little drunk. They sat down at a table, and I could see that her daughter (who probably was around 25 years old) was almost a younger copy of her mother, just a bit lighter hair colour, and without the "mature smoker look". Several times, Barbara coughed some heavy, rattling hacks, inhaled and coughed one or two more until she had moved that stuff away a bit. Later on, I moved to the bar and their table was right behind me. At one time, Barbara started to cough, and for at least half a minute, she hacked and hacked to get her hot, smoky mucus up from her chest. It sounded like she really had to put effort in it.

Two or three times, the three of them went outside to smoke a cigarette (smoking indoors at restaurants and pubs is banned here). I noticed that her daughter smoked, too.

Barbara really looks like the kind of woman I'd like to "play" with. Whether my friend and her are doing that or not, I have no idea. I could imagine, but again, I have no idea.

Update 2010-06-06: I was just about to leave the outdoor table of one of my "local watering holes", when Barbara came. She said she was waiting for this guy who's a friend of mine and of hers. Suddenly, she got a short fit of her regular smoker's cough, and made two heavy, rustling hacks.

Update 2010-06-08: Quickly met her again. Same style. She was a bit pissed also.

Monica

2006-12-23 There's a blonde, mature-age woman that I sometimes see where I work. I know she's a smoker, and she occasionally coughs in wet, productive, chesty sequences. Usually a number of hacks, an inhale, more hacks. When she passed outside my office a couple of weeks ago, she once had a longer fit. She's the type of woman who's far from someone you'd take an extra look after if you saw her on town or so, but who's cough improves the impression quite a lot.
(A week later) She must be sitting in one of the conference rooms, with the door open, that are close to my office because I've heard her warm, chesty cough a few times during the last 15 minutes. Her sound, though not the frequency or length of the fits, sounds a litttle bit like Nancy, if you can remember her.
(Yet some time later) I suddenly heard her cough with two wet doubles, so I understood she was in or on her way from this conference room close to my office. I didn't even know she was in the neighbourhood (her office is on an other floor). I heard a WC door close, and almost by a reflex, I hurried into the men's WC which is next to the ladies' - and I know the wall between isn't very soundproof...! After having waited around 30 secs, she made a dry double, flushed etc and left.

Clearing her chest over and over again

2006-12-23 At a restaurant in Copenhagen, I was sitting next to a married couple from Sweden and we started talking. The woman (I missed her name) was around 45-48 I'd guess, blonde, slim, and she smoked quite a lot. Every now and then, she cleared her smoky chest with one, thick, wet hack.

Bella

2006-09-23 Some nights ago, I had invited a "commercial" I known for a while, Bella. She's 39, brunette, mid length, quite thin. What surprises me every time she starts undressing is that her breasts are so long and big compared to the rest of her. You can't see it when she's got the clothes on, and it's a bit unproportional compared to the rest. Anyway, she's a smoker, with a nice smoking style, and she has a nice, dark, raspy voice. She made a little hack during her first cigarette and I could hear it was a raspy, slightly wet one. When we were "at work" together and the climax was approaching I asked her to cough a little in my hand, and she did. All signs of a developing, nice, warm smoke-bronchitis-cough, which took me to another heaven.

Almost looked a bit worried?

2006-08-12 Happened at a pub - a midaged brunette, smoker. She coughed, inhaled, coooughed, and it was slightly wet. She covered her mouth with her open hand, and afterwards, she let the hand remain over her mouth for around 5 seconds.
Some minutes later, she coughed again, coughed a second time, then put a hand on her chest and let it remain for around 15 seconds. Her female friend probably asked her if she was ill (I couldn't catch the words), but, without removing the hand, she took her pack of cigs in the other hand, showing it as an answer, without saying anything. To me, this last thing was a great turn-on, it was a thing I'd never experienced before.

Tried to catch her

2006-07-18 I noticed a smoking brunette, around 50 years, outside a subway station. She smoked in a nice style, can't remember the details now but I know I liked it. I followed her since I noticed a sort of dry rattling cough (double hacks) every now and then, with a mobile phone in my hand having its recording application running. She coughed every now and then as long as I was closely after her in the stairs and at the platform.

Coughing Show Restaurant

Apr 2005 I sometimes have lunch at a dance show restaurant downtown (the shows are only in the evenings). There's a waitress there, brown hair, a bit "big" (just a bit), around 50 years. Not a woman I'd have been glancing at since I started to occasionally lunch there in 2000 if it wasn't for her smoker's cough. I usually see her cough once or twice during a lunch, at max, and I've seen her smoking a few times so I know it's a smoker's cough.

Last week when I was there, she passed behind me and coughed. I could directly hear that this was a little bit different from her usual cough. She usually coughs with one double-hack ("uhhh-HU-uhh-Hu") and she did so now also, but it was a bit more intense and a bit more wheezy.

I'm having my lunch late, so usually when I've been there for a while, the rush hour is over and the staff can have their lunch. They often sit at a long table together, and this coughing woman this day sat down at the very end of the table, the end that was the one close to my table.

Three times, she got a coughing fit, meaning that she coughed her double hacks repeatedly, with breaks of between a few seconds and maybe up to 15 seconds between each double. I think she tried to hold them back. She usually coughed in her left hand cupped for her mouth, and once (I think the middle fit of these three) in her napkin.

By the way, the manager of the place is a woman around 55 years. She's short, has blonde hair (probably a bit coloured), still a nice body, smokes elegantly and has an occasional, nice, wet smoker's cough.

Got It In My Hand

Apr 2005 Met a 42 year old blonde, who turned out to be nice to talk to and she was smoking.

We went to my place, and I put an ash tray on a table and told her smoking was permitted, even if I don't smoke myself. She said it was ok, she'd had enough and she was trying to quit. She had held up for 14 years, started again last summer just for the holidays and got hooked up again. She said she believed she was the kind who probably would develop some emphysema-related, smoking-caused disease. She mentioned she already had a bronchitis, even without smoking. And, that she just coughs a lot.

I surprised her by mentioned my smoking fetish and my coughing fetish and she lit up. During our activities, she just coughed a few single hacks, just one or two altogether, so I asked about that cough she had mentioned. She said she's got a persistent cough, more dry than wet in the days, and surprisingly not much of it in the mornings and evenings.

She was nice and sexy, but our activities didn't seem to give much of a result for me, so I asked her to cough a little in my hand, which she did by taking my hand in hers and cupping my hand over her mouth. It was like pressing a button; I accelerated from almost losing the hope to reaching a climax in less than 30 seconds.

Christine and Babs

Part 1
Referring an interesting lunch conversation I heard today...
Two of my job mates, Christine and Barbara, talked about Barbara's smoking habits during the lunch break. Barbara smokes cigarettes on a regular basis, like one or two in the evening, but she says she's not got an addiction. She said she can feel the nicotine hit quite strongly every time but she said she starts to cough every time. "Yes", Christine laughed, I thought you were going to cough your lungs up. Barbara said it's like that every time.

Part 2
Barbara and Christine today again talked about Barbara 's cough. Barbara said she smoked a few cigarettes last night and just coughed and coughed, almost choked and was crawling around on the floor gasping. I'm not making this up! Well, she might have improved the story just a little I guess. I asked if she could make a smoking show for me some day, or if she has a video camera, as a joke, even if I of course had more "serious" ideas behind my asking.

Christine then mentioned her sister-in-law who's asthmatic, has lots of allergies and - smokes and coughs, smokes and coughs. Wish I'd meet her some day!

Record in Wet-Style

2003-10-24 In a shopping mall, I happened to pass a woman, age probably around 55, who coughed with two or three hacks, in the most wettish style I've ever heard. Her mucus sounded so fluid! Lovely! I just guess it's a smoke-related chronic bronchitis or other sort of chest problem, but it's just a guess - never saw her smoke. I had the opportunity to hear her cough like this around 4-5 times and it occupied my mind the rest of the day.

Lap Dancer Meri

2003-10-24 Meri, a lap dancer, age around 30, brunette and with her back covered by a big tattoo with some text in ancient Greek, smokes Marlboro Reds. When I first talked to her at the club where she works, she coughed sometimes, I noticed. I bought a private show with her, and after it, before we left the room, she started to cough and said "smoker's cough!!!", and I told her I liked it. Not any wet sort of smoker's cough, from what I could hear.

Leaning Hear Back While Inhaling

2003-09-xx Noticed a middle-aged, dark-haired woman outside a shopping centre. She was about to light up a cigarette when she leaned her head back and inhaled, coughed with two hacks, repeated including the head-leaning, before lighting her cigarette.

Possible smoker's cough improved by chesty cold

2003-08-xx On the train platform on way home today, a brown-haired smoking woman (age 45-50) coughed with something sounding like a smoker's cough. I managed to sit so I could watch her easily. She coughed often, and I understood she had had a chesty cold or maybe a bronchitis. Obviously, she often coughed deliberately to clear her chest from her thick, wet mucus. Sometimes, she hacked a little with her mouth shut, sometimes she coughed right out, sometimes with the back of her hand for her mouth. Lots of variations, also in how her coughings started, with an inhale, with a sudden hack or deliberately to clear her chest. often, I could hear her wet mucus rattle inside her.

Golf cough

2003-05-xx During a four-days golf tour, I noticed three men and a woman (middle-aged) playing the ball before ours. She had a cigarette before first tee, but no coughings at that time. While we were waiting for them to leave green on a par 3, I saw her raise her fist to her mouth and cough two or three hacks, then another one a few seconds later with no hand, I think. The distance to them from our place made the sound reach us a few seconds after I saw her cough, which was quite amusing, I thought. After having watched her, I could build up my expectations and dreams about the sound for maybe a second or so which was sufficient to make quite a great effect on me.

Later on the same day, I got the opportunity to sit next to her on a wooden sofa while we all were waiting for the men in her ball to play from their yellow tee. On this hole, the ladies were to wait behind a wooden shelter besides their red tee and we joined her there. (I know this sounds quite incomprehensible for a non-golfer...) She used this as a smoking break and made one or two fist-covered coughings to my happiness.

Coughing after inhaling (I)

I saw a good-looking woman on the other side of a boulevardish street, age 40-45 (the lady, the street is much older :-)). In the corner of my eye, I saw her put something in her mouth and watched her drag on a cigarette. Immediately, she removed the cigarette, put the other hand for her mouth, inhaled, coughed with two dry, a bit "slow" hacks, inhaled coughed two slow but wet hacks. I could her the mucus move inside her.

Coughing after inhaling (II)

Met a middle-aged woman, tall, a bit over-weight, who came from a liqour shop, she had just lit a cigarette and dragged, and I think exhaled too. Just as I passed her, she inhaled to cough, and she did it showing her rolled tongue, as some people do roll their tongue when coughing. Two raspy, smoker's cough hacks. I wish I had had time to turn around and walk in her direction a bit.

Eva

New job mate - she's probably around 40-45, usually dressed in a sexy way. Brown skin from lots of holidays in the sun, and the skin has a tendency to start to get "marked" by many days in the sun and cigarettes. Tall, and blonde (not necessarily natural). Sexy all the way through, actually - often wears clothes that reveals the details of her great body - breasts, hips, chest etc. Often black skin pants.
Eva often clears her throat by coughing one time deliberately with her hand formed as a fist for her mouth. Sometimes on her way to the smoking area, carrying a pack of cigarettes in the hand that's not receiving her cough.

Update: Eva has had some sort of light cold, her coughings are much more wet and thick now. Not more frequent, but lovely thick. You can hear the mucus lather in her smoky chest.

What did her friend think?

I was having lunch at an "English" pub in Stockholm. Two women, age 46-52 somewhere was sitting at the neighbour table. After having finished their meal, one of them lit up. She had red-brown, thick, half long hair and she was wearing a sort of thin black leather jacket. I'm not sure, but I think she had her first coughing even before she took out her pack of cigarettes. She coughed with a dark, deep, wet rattling sound; two such hacks followed by an extra hack without any subsequent rattling, then inhaled and produced two of those nice hacks again.
During the second half of her cigarette, she again inhaled, coughed with two dark, wet hacks as described, inhaled, another two hacks. I noticed how she let her cupped hand remain for a few extra seconds after the coughing before she removed it, it was like if she was wondering if there was more to come! I also fantasized a little about her non-smoking, blonde friend's thoughts. Was she thinking "Oh, how those cigarettes makes her cough, I wonder if she even notices it herself" or maybe "I wonder what her smoky lungs look like".

My Number One, So Far

On the central station platform in the morning, four women were standing when I arrived. Three of them were of age 30-35 and didn't smoke, but there was an older one, age about 45-50. She had half-long brown hair, was of normal length/weight and dressed in a black leather jacket. She lit up, took a drag (3-5 seconds) and inhaled immediately after removing the cigarette from her lips. She then coughed with two hacks and I thought she would cough the smoke out from her lungs, but not much smoke came out. Then, she started to talk and she really talked out the smoke. Clouds of smoke flew from her mouth and some from her nose, time after time when talking. She must have taken quite a big drag. She smoked the whole cigarette that way: Drags lasting 3-5 seconds, immediate inhales, kept the smoke 3-5 seconds before mostly talking it out, sometimes finishing by breathing out the remainder through her nose. She was really BREATHING the smoke out all the time, rather than BLOWING it out. Maybe this is a common difference between experienced smokers and less experienced?

On the train, I sat down so I could watch her; she stood in the area beside the doors. It took more than seven minutes before she proved that she was a real, wonderful smoker's cougher...
First, she coughed three times with a warm and genuine smoker's cough... mmmmmm... : First time, after about five-seven minutes: She suddenly and quickly put her hand for her mouth (in the fist style) and coughed with a long, tight, warm rustling started with a hack, and ended with another hack. Inhaled, same thing once again.

Second time, after about one and a half or two minutes after the firstm she did the same thing again, but this time she inhaled with her hand for her mouth. The first time, it was like if her cough surprised her a bit and she didn't prepare in such an apparent way like she did now, this second, lovely time.

Third time, after about one and half or two minutes after the previous: Almost same thing but with shorter rustlings, and maybe a bit harder hacks. Maybe it was harder to move the tight, smoky mucus this time.

Her rattlings were not very loud, but they were "dense", soft and warm.

I Loved This One, Too

I was on my home and when I came to the train station platform I hoped to see some smoking women there. I was glad to directly see a woman of middle-length with fairly short blonde hair smoking. She seemed to be around 45-50 years. It was dark outside, I felt a bit tired and it was the day before New Year's eve and I thought to myself; "Come on, give me just a little cough, pleeease". And, after half a minute or so, she did. Right out in the air, she coughed with two slightly, raspy hacks, they were quite fast.
After a while, she finished the cigarette and started to walk along the platform. She stopped about 15 metres from me, and I managed to follow her without making it obvious. When I was as close to her as I had been the first time, let's say 5 metres, I noticed that she had started on a new cigarette. After a while, she coughed once again in the same way as before.
The train arrived and she crushed her cigarette out after having smoked half of it. I managed to sit very close to her at the train; she was sitting on one side of the aisle and I on the other side. She started to read a book and I waited for her to cough again. It took a long while, before she coughed. She did it much more lighter this time - not so loud as before and no rattling sounds. It was a sort of calm, soft cough even if the basic structure was like descrived above. No hand involved.
The train arrived at the central station and she put her book back in her bag and got up from the sofa and I followed right after. Just as we were standing inside the doors waiting for them to open, she suddenly quickly put her right hand, fist-formed, for her mouth and coughed as she had done at the platform, but the rattling sounds were more "thick" this time.

This One Was FANTASTIC

I was sitting in a hotel bar with a friend. After a while, a man and a woman came into the bar and sat down at the table just behind my friend. The woman seemed to be around 45-48, they looked like they were Spanish or maybe Italian, but their language sounded more like Spanish to me. She took off a beautiful coat, and she was beautiful herself. She had dark, a bit curly hair, not very long though. She had brown eyes, which were more wide than round, and her skin was pale (to be Spanish, that is) and beautiful.
As soon as they started to talk, I noticed that her voice was almost at my level (I have a low baryton). It was so dark and smoky. Every now and then, she coughed a little with a deep, warm a chesty sound. Often just with one single hack, without putting any hand over her mouth, sometimes with a hack, followed by an inhale. During that inhale, she then moved her hand up to her mouth and coughed with two hacks. A humble but lovely smoker's cough!
It didn't last long before she lit up the first time. Unfortunately, my friend was in the way of her, so I couldn't see anything of her face. But, I could see the smoke cloud after her exhales and her hand when she was holding the cigarette. I estimated the smoke's "lung time" to around 5-7 seconds. At one time, she turned her head after inhaling and leaned back in her chair. She also leaned her head back a little so I could look into her nostrils just as smoke started to flow through them on its way out.
They kept on talking and I loved every sound from her, both her voice and those little coughings. It wasn't until she had lit her third cigarette within, let's say, 20 minutes that she leaned back more permanently in her chair. Now I got the opportunity to see something you almost NEVER see here in Northern Europe, from my experience. Not even with older smoking women. Every time she dragged on her cigarette, she let a ball of smoke expand from her lips and let it quickly pass into her nostrils! I didn't believe my eyes.
I just loved her - I was 30 and she probably 45-48 as already said, but it didn't matter. Our eyes met quickly a few times and the third time I got the feeling she wondered a little why. They left after a while and I could start to concentrate better on my conversation. I decided to see if there were any of her cigarette butts left in the ash-tray that I could pick up and bring with me home when we left, but the waiter must have replaced it with a new one some time after they had left. What a waste of such valuables!

Thick Rattling

A quite short woman, a bit red in her face, 40-42 years with dark blonde, half long hair, that I met on the train. Just as I passed her on the platform, she made a quick double hack with a dark, quiet rattling and I got interested. I stopped where she stopped and soon she made a new one, this time with her hand over her mouth, fist-formed. I let her enter the train first when it had arrived and found a seat opposite to her. She was breathing a bit heavily, and smelled of cigarette smoke. After a while, made a very silent little hack which produced a rattling inside her. After yet another while, she coughed two hacks with her mouth shut, but also almost with the most dark and deep rattlings I've heard. Before she left the train, she made another heavily rattling hack with her mouth shut.

Hotel Coughing

I was sitting in a hotel bar with a friend, and there were unusually many middle-aged smoking women around. Two sat down where I could easily watch them, age 40-45 somewhere. Both lit up after a while and the blonder one of them made some quick nostril exhales. They smoked three or four cigarettes while chatting and drinking a glass of wine or beer. I noticed that the dark red haired one was the nervous sort of personality; she had a very nervous way of blinking all the time. I wondered if her smoking, together with her glass of beer, calmed her down a bit at least.
At one time, the blonde one quickly coughed two short, not very loud hacks and I heard that the sound from her smoky chest was a bit wet and thick.

Another Genuine

Age around 45, middle length, a bit over middle weight. Dark blonde half-long hair. Smoked while waiting for the train. I managed to sit close to her at the train; at two different times, she coughed with a real, nice smoker's cough.

Wheezing Early in the Morning

Age around 40, brown hair with a tendency to get grey. Middle length. Thin. Had a wheezing smoker's cough, though not so frequent - we went to the same university class; maybe she coughed 1-3 times per lecture. One hand over mouth, not sure if the fist style or cupped.
One early morning, she was sitting outside the university building at a park sofa, smoking. Just as I had said "Hello" and passed, she coughed with her wheezing sound. I love hearing smoker's cough in the mornings!

Man Smoking, Woman Coughing

At an ourdoor subway station, a middle-aged man and woman were standing, waiting for the train. The man was smoking a cigarette, but the woman weren't. Still, I was sure she was a smoker, can't tell why. After a while, she coughed with two half-deep hacks, a sort of wheezing/rasping sound. I found this worth to remember, for some reason.

Eastern European Lungs

On a train I sat opposite to a woman age 30-35 looking like if she was from somewhere in the former Yugoslavia, blonde with a special yellow hair colour sometimes seen among Eastern Europe people, quite beautiful, fairly long and straight nose, fine figure. At one time, she cupped her hand over her mouth and coughed with two hacks, but it sounded deliberate, like if she was clearing her throat. Smoking is quite common where she probably was from, and just the thought of her coughing because of her (assumed) smoking was wonderful...

More Of Eastern Europe

For about five years ago I used to have lunch at a cafe run by a woman and her husband; I think they were from Yugoslavia. I got the feeling (or perhaps actually assumed) that they were smokers, but I only saw her cough once. Age 37-40, dark, short hair, just a bit under middle length. One day, her daughter was there, she looked like being around 12-13 years. At one time, she coughed right out, with a long, almost prolonged, slightly wheezing sound, but just slightly. Dark girl with half-long hair. (By the way, for about two years, another Yugoslavian (I guess) young woman, age about 27-30, was working there - a fantastic blonde/yellow hair colour, normal length, splendid figure and with a really sexy 'hawk' nose. Plus, a tall brunette, age 30-32 probably, also looking like being from Yugoslavia to me and also having a great figure. Imagine these two smoking together, and maybe coughing...)

Might Not Be a Smoker's Cough

Smoking woman, dressed in a leather jacket, age 35-37, dark red , half-long hair (dyed?), was standing at an outside subway platform, reading a book. Just as the train arrived, she first coughed a little right out, then inhaled and coughed a bit more powerfully in her book which she held up in front of her face. Somewhat rattling or maybe more wheezing cough. She didn't smoke, but I got the feeling she was a smoker, for some reason.

The Receptionist

Receptionist, age over 50. To be honest, no real cutie... grey, short hair. Had a genuine smoker's cough, probably coughed 3-6 times per hour. Usually, she coughed once with two hackings each time, one hand over her mouth and with a wheezing sound after each hack. Sometimes she coughed twice instead of once. At one time, I had to ask a question at the reception desk and I waited until I knew she was there. Fortunately, she coughed once while I was there, in her palm. I only remember her getting any longer, real coughing fit once. My office was so close to the reception so I could hear her cough from my place.

The Raspy Golfer

At a golf club's outdoor restaurant, three women, age around 50 were sitting, smoking. One of them, blonde, small had a raspy, wheezing voice and a raspy way of laughing. Once, she coughed with a short, deep rattling and a wheezing sound.

Just An Assumption

Fairly long, dark red hair (probably dyed), dressed in a leather jacket and black jeans. Age 30-35. I was standing behind her in the subway, she was waiting for the doors to open. Suddenly, she cupped her hand over her mouth and coughed once and quite deeply. She bent her body forward while coughing so she was almost coughing towards the floor, so to speak. I liked it because she seemed to be putting such an effort in her cough, and I liked the way she bent forwards. She looked like a smoker, so to speak, but I've no idea if she really was - just an assumption.

A Nice Rattling

I was at the train station, waiting for the train on my way to the job, when a dark woman, age 40?, brown half-long and a bit curly hair and dressed in a light brown leather jacket came from the stairs. She had a lit cigarette in her hand and coughed with one, rattling and dark hack; right out in the air. She walked around, smoking with long drags, deep inhales and big mixed nose/mouth exhales. After having finished her cigarette, she came walking in my direction. Just as she passed, she suddenly coughed with one, dark and wet hack, inhaled deeply and coughed again with two such hacks. No hands.

About a Smoker, but the cough might've been improved by a temporary or chronical bronchitis

On the station, waiting for the train home. Heard a really raspy and rattling cough from somewhere. Couldn't really see who had made it, and from the sound I assumed it was a man. The train arrived and a blonde woman, age about at least 45, middle length and weight, blue, "sharp" eyes, half-long hair walk towards the same pair of doors as I. Suddenly, before the doors had opened, I heard that cough again, from her. It was a long, deep, dark, sharp rustling sound after the hack, ended with a last, second hack followed by a short rustling.
I managed to find a place close to her, but to my disappointment, she didn't cough much at all now. I had heard that sound at the station at least three times. After almost ten minutes, she coughed very shortly with one hack only, followed by that sharp rattling shortly. No hands. After a few more minutes, she inhaled and coughed like described above, with her hand formed as a fist for her mouth. Usually, people hold the fist so that they cough towards the "hole" formed by the forefinger and the thumb, but she turned her hand a little so that she coughed in the middle of her hand. Anyway, what a lovely, warm, sharp, deep sound!

Later, same week. Again, I was at the station, waiting for the train to town after work. I had stopped at the end of the platform, I usually stop in the middle of it, but I had noticed this woman again. She stood there in the sunshine, smoking a cigarette. I stayed quite close to her to try to get on the train close behind her to be able to sit as close to her as possible. She didn't cough at all at the station so I started to assume she had had a chesty cold or something and that she didn't have any smoker's cough. On the other hand, her age and the way she looked for some reason told me she just "should" have it.
On the train, she sat down at a seat next to the aisle, and luckily, the corresponding seat on the other side of the aisle wasn't occupied, so I sat down there. I took ten minutes before she produced one little hack only, without any audible rattling or wheezing. It was just a hack, simply, nothing more. But, after around 20 seconds, she inhaled, put her hand for her mouth and coughed with another dark rustling, followed by a final hack with its final mucus-moving short rustling. Nore coughing before she got off the train.

Smoke-related even if not genuine, or proven, smoker's cough

Cough it up

2007-04-06 On my way to the subway in the morning, I was walking behind a woman, age around 50, tall, slim, dark straight hair. First, she coughed some dry hacks. After around 5-10 seconds, she coughed twice, harder to get some mucus rattled away. After yet another break, she coughed twice, even harder, and I could here how she got a ball of mucus up. She must have swallowed it afterwards. She definitely looked like a smoker, though I never saw her light any cigarette.

Castle guide

2005-11-07 Took a guided tour through an medieval castle. The guide, a tall, slim blonde woman (age around 55?) coughed every now and then. Probably, all her talking made her throat "dry" and irritated. Judging from her voice - I might be wrong - I guessed she was a smoker. She coughed with one or two hacks, maybe once per two-three minutes in the first part of the tour, then more frequently. The guide took around 40 minutes, and the last 10 minutes, she often turned around and made a long, wheezing hack, as opposed to the short single and double hacks she had been making previously.

Top-less close-up

At a so called top-less bar, sometimes a girl called Candy used to work. I've noticed that every time she laughed, there was a thick, rustling sound from chest. Haven't seen her at the bar for a long while, but last week I suddenly noticed her among the street girls. The disadvantage, but at the same time thrilling thing with the top-less bar is that you watch and talk to a nice, sexy young woman but nothing more. So, I couldn't resist offering her some bucks now when I suddenly had the opportunity. The usual place where you'd go in this situation is to one of that top-less bar and its small cabins, but she wanted to sneak into a solarium cabin instead. I got the feeling she didn't want to be seen where she she used to work. Anyway, I was just interested in touching-and-watching (not full service), and I got plenty of it. During the around 15 minutes we were in there, it happened around 4 times that she hacked a little, then inhaled deeply, and coughed with a long, heavy rustling, sometimes repeated once more. It also happened once or twice when we were on our way to that place, so I knew what might happen. She smokes (and, I'm sure, uses other things too unfortunately), but not much enough to blame as the only cause of those chest sounds I'd say. Age around 23-25, by the way, blonde, quite small.

Smoke and Hack

2003-12-09 Just quickly met a woman on town, who lit a cigarette, smoked, coughed a couple of hacks. At least enough for thrilling my fantasy, even if I of course have better encounters on this web page.

Promising, thick mucus sound

A woman (age 40-45, dressed in a black shirt which made the top part of her chest visible) I hadn't met before was sitting in our coffee break area this morning. She had a husky, slightly raspy voice, and she looked like a smoker to me. At one time, she cupped both her hands up over mouth (but without touching her nose) and cleared her throat. You could clearly hear her smoky mucus move inside her smoky chest. A very clear and wet sound. Later, I saw her from behind, she then again cleared her throat the same way, with no hands. I know this is not a real coughing encounter, but it teases your imagination, doesn't it?

After-smoke Throat-clearings

Some years ago, there was a woman working in the same corridor as I called Eva. She was around 40, short, a bit "big", fairly short, brown hair. One day, as she passed outside my office on her way back from the smoker's room, she tried to clear her throat three times by coughing with two quick hacks each time. After that, she did a usual throat-clearing.

A Very Cute One...

Young, cute, blonde (25?), normal length and size, wearing a light blue shirt or similar. Lit up while waiting for the train, but walked around too much so I couldn't watch the details.
After a while, she coughed with two or three hacks accompanied by clear rattlings. Probably not a smoker's cough, though, it's not very common here at all, particularly not at her age. Coughed two-three times later on, after having finished her cigarette. Some of those with just one, rattling hack. Sometimes with a fist for her mouth, but usually right out.

A Good Rattling

Saw a dark young woman (age around 25?) on the train station this evening. She wasn't of Swedish origin, probably from the Middle East or North Africa, I'm not sure. She was smoking a cigarette and she finished it by dragging, blowing out a stream with her cigarette still between her lips, dragged again and inhaled, then exhaled after having extinguished the cigarette. After that, she coughed with one hack like if to clear her throat. But, what a sound - she made a really wet rattling; it was so clear so I could almost hear every single part of it, I mean every little time the mucus moved inside her smoky chest. I guessed that the rattling was made up of five or maybe six such movings.

Style, Style, Style

Well-dressed, age 28-30? Quite tall and long light brown hair. Sat smoking at the station, reading the morning paper. Always two mouth exhales. One time smoke rings on the second one, another time second one done with a French-re-inhale? I wasn't sure, but she did something. She really had style. At the train later, once put her hand over her mouth and coughed once and shortly, probably deliberately. Some kind of "dark" sound from her chest.

Norwegian Smoking

Sitting at an outdoor restaurant in Oslo, the capital of Norway, I noticed the smoking rate for ladies is fantastic over there! There were smoking women everywhere around me. About five meters away, five young women (age 25-28) were sitting, smoking and smoking. One of them had a child in a perambulator. One of them moved her hand up to her mouth, cupped it over her mouth and coughed with one, single, soft hack like to just clear her throat. A very small memory of course, but still exciting, I think.

A Sweet Little Morning Cough

Met a girl in the street early in the morning, age about 20-25. She was smoking a cigarette. She coughed once, lightly. Nothing special, but it works as an appetizer for me, meeting such a young smoker who coughs so early in the day; don't know why.

A Restaurant Memory

One Thursday evening, I went to a restaurant with some old job mates. After a while, about 10-12 women in different ages but lots of them being around 25 sat down around the next table. 3/4 of them lit up soon, I had a perfect view on at least two of them; a big, dark-haired, real beauty (age around 37) and a cute, dark girl, age 25. The younger one didn't look like a smoker, so to speak; she was cute, well-dressed and a bit quiet, I noticed. Well, she went on filling her young, cute lungs with her smoke just like the others, and on one occasion, she suddenly cupped her hand over her mouth and coughed with two quick hacks. I really felt excited by the thought of that cute, shy, young girl who maybe started to smoke just because all of her job mates were smokers and now her little chest has to cough...

School teachers

My own school teachers.

Old smoker with a bad cold

At school (when I was 10-12) we had an older, female math teacher. No beauty, but she was kind and a good teacher, and a smoker. Her breath smelled of cigarettes and her clothes too. She used to get coughing fits sometimes, but mostly around colds, I think. She could sometimes stop talking, cough a few times, wait a few seconds more, then, with her fist still for her mouth, say things like "but WHAT on earth have I got in my throat now, then?" At one time, during a somewhat worse coughing period than usual, she went out into the corridor and shut the door after her. There was a basin in the corridor, so I guess she needed some water. After a while, she came back, just opened the door a little and said to one of the girl sitting close to the door, "Malin... could you please get my purse from my desk and hand it over", and Malin did. We guessed she had coughed something up, but we weren't sure and noone asked.

Old smoker, without any bad cold...

Lisa, teacher. Age over 50, blonde hair. Middle length and weight. Smoker. Used to cough during the classes; she had a genuine smoker's cough. Inhaled, then a one-two seconds break, then coughed with her hand cupped over her mouth. Often coughed once, then a break for anything from five seconds to minutes. Sometimes, it got deeper and deeper from time to time. At one time, she started a coughing fit by a long, lovely, wet rattling.
Never saw her smoke, but sometimes there was cigarette burn marks on her plastic folders. She was quite funny when she was watching over the big written English examinations. She was walking around in the big lecture hall keeping an eye on us students. She had to walk quietly of course to avoid disturbing us, but she always had to fight with her smoker's cough...

A Teacher Memory or Cough It In English

Kerstin, English teacher, age about 37-40. Tall, long, blonde hair, well-dressed, quite tasteful. Had a period after a chest cold when she didn't cough very much or so, it's just that I remember one time where I was standing by her side behind her desk. She raised her left hand and put her finger tips on the tip of her nose, and coughed a few times with a slight rustling. I also remember her saying "I sound like a smoker but I'm not" at another time during the same period. "We all wish you were", I wanted to say, but I didn't...

A Mathematical Cough

My main teacher at "grammar school" / senior high school (age 16-18); she was fairly short, age about 45-50. Dark middle-length hair. Sometimes, during the classes, she got a dry cough, possibly because of dust from the crayons she used when writing on the black-board. She usually coughed once, a few times twice and on really rare (exclusive!) occasions more than twice. Put one hand formed as a "fist" for her mouth. Lots of dry throat-clearings too. Wasn't really a cute woman, but sometimes when she was wearing a blue skirt and a white T-shirt and got that cough, she immediately looked a little bit better in my eyes.
PS. Her last name was pronounced "Coughman" in Swedish! DS.

My First School Teacher

Margareta, my teacher in my first school years. Middle length, dark brown and quite short hair, glasses (true seventies-glasses by the way; this was 1976-1979). After a cold, she would always cough for at least a week. She had a dry cough, and coughed with her hand for her mouth in the "fist" style. Two hacks, sometimes repeated the sequence another time. When she was standing , she sometimes bent her knees a little.
I remember one particular time when she had got a real coughing fit. After a while, she said "I just got to go out and cough a little" and left the class room for a couple of minutes. Wish I could have followed her... Don't know exactly where she went, but apparently somewhere where we couldn't hear her.

Do You Cough French?

French teacher, age somewhere just under 50. No beauty. Once or twice I remember her getting a coughing fit, rushing out of the class room, coughing uninterruptedly for up to three minutes. She coughed with short, fast hacks, slightly rasping, all the time and intensively.

Marita

My main teacher during 8th-9th school year, Marita, had a bad cold once. I can't quite remember anything of her coughing style, which probably means it must have totally disappointed me. But what I do recall is that the first thing she said during the first class after having caught this cold was something like "... I don't feel well and I'll probably get coughing fits".

Dancing and Coughing

Jannique, music teacher, age 35-40. Dark, tall, slim, dark long hair. Had had a cold and coughed every now and then during a rehearsal. She wasn't conducting it so she was sitting behind the conductor, listening. Every time she started to cough, she kept the cough back and cupped a hand over her mouth. She coughed almost without a sound all the time, but I could follow her cough anyway, because she moved her body while coughing, it was like her body was dancing in the chair.

School mates

Most of my early memories of female coughers is of course my own school mates. This was also the time when I realized myself how deep my attraction to a coughing female girl or woman is.

Chesty

Anna Karin, 14. Didn't cough often at all, but once she had had a chest cold and was coughing with a really deep and "wet" rattling. I remember her best friend once shouting "Ohhhh what a DISGUSTING sound". Can anyone understand that??? :-) Short, blonde, cute.

Long fits

Anna, 14. Tall, blonde. Had caught some kind of throat infection, and could cough uninterruptedly for several minutes with a wheezing sound, in prolonged "output" phases. Normally, she used to cough almost the same way but not for that long. Used to cup one hand over her mouth.

A frequent (=Reliable) one

Louise, 13. Dark, tall. Dark, short hair. Coughed with sequences of heavy, dark but short hacks usually with a little break between each hack. Either a hand cupped over her mouth, or both hands cupped over her nose and mouth. Used to cough quite frequently.

Lovely fit

Åsa, 12. Tall, with dark blonde hair. After a chest cold, she got long coughing fits and cupped her hands over her nose and mouth, coughing over and over again until her face almost turned red. Sort of long, wheezing sound. She used to sit in her school desk, bending her body forward deeper and deeper over her desk until her cupped hands almost touched it.

Charlotte

Charlotte, 14. Blonde, middle length and weight. Coughing style: Hack, prolongued output phase with a slight crescendo, followed by three ending hacks. Either cupped a hand over her mouth, or just coughed right out. Could be coughing fairly frequently after a cold. In particular, once she had a coughing fit when she coughed really hardly and her first long output phase had a dark bi-sound from her chest. I also remember her getting a coughing fit when she coughed time after time in her hand (interval between each time varying between 10 and 60 seconds). She asked the teacher if she could leave the room for a while. He hesitated, and she said "but pleeease, I'm coughing so badly...".

A beauty

Mari, 14. Used to cough quietly, slowly with distinct hacks. Usually, if she repeated it several times (there are three times in this example), she started with a hand cupped over her mouth, then for the last two times, she used both her hands cupped over her nose. Tall, blonde long hair, middle size.

Dry hacker

Anneli, 15. Always coughed with one hack, then cleared her throat, then coughed again, then cleared her throat. Usually no repetition, sometimes one or two repetitions and on rare occasions more. One hand over mouth in the 'fist' style. Dark blonde, normal size. Maybe not very interesting, but it's a different style.

Mouth wide open

Kristina, 15. Cute, light brunette. Used to place her hand in the 'fist' style a few inches from her mouth, inhale and cough with her mouth almost wide open. Usually with distinct hacks (hack-u...hack.... hack-u.... hack with distinct breaks between each) and they usually had a light barking sound. No really frequent cough. Once, after a cold, she coughed a bit more frequently, and she once commented on her own cough: "I don't want to cough. I don't want to." "But I want you to", I hope I thought to myself, but I can't remember for sure...

A professional cougher

Veronica, age 16. Short, good-looking. Dark blonde, Middle-length well-styled hair. Once in class, she got a cough that just went on and on all the time. She coughed over and over again with a hand (the fist-style) for her mouth. It was probably not more than 20 seconds between each time. Each time, she coughed something like inhale, 3-6 hacks, inhaled, 3-6 more hacks.
The day after, she got a long coughing fit and coughed for more than a minute in the same style as described above, but without any breaks.
Yet another time, probably the day after the previous description, she got a different coughing fit. She was sitting behind a desk, her elbows on the desk and cupped both her hands up over her mouth and nose, and she coughed time after time for over a minute with prolonged barkings: Baaaaark-hack-hack -- i n h a l e Baaaaaaark-hack-hack over and over again for probably 2 minutes. After it subsided, she just stood there for a while with the fist for her mouth still kept.
I also remember one day when she was standing in a corridor, talking to somebody, with a pile of books in her hands. She nodded to what the other one was saying, while inhaling to cough, still with her hands on the books. I can't remember the cough for some reason, just this scene while she was inhaling.

Big and loud

Viveca, age 16-18. Middle length, dark blonde. Weight over average. Didn't cough often, but when she did, they were sharp, loud barkings. At one time (only), she got a long coughing fit and rushed out of the class room. I heard her cough time after time for almost two minutes with short, intense hacks with loud barkings.

A young, rattling cough

Josefine, age 16-18. Middle length, thin. Brown, long hair. After a chest cold, I heard her telling her friend she had been coughing the whole night. Coughed fairly quietly but with long rattlings. She got a coughing fit in the class, and coughed with a hand cupped over her mouth. She coughed shortly but with a real, thick rattlings with pauses of between 10 and possibly 30 seconds. After about 4-5 times, she cupped her hands up over her mouth and her (quite sexy and long) nose and coughed twice that way. One day, when she came to school in the morning, she told her best friend; "Oh, I've been coughing the whole night".

Red face

Maria, 17, tall, middle weight, blonde, smoker. Had a coughing period after a cold. What I remember from her is her face expression after a coughing fit that had been a bit more intense than usual, she looked slightly troubled and was a little red in her face.

Unstoppable cough and red face

Josefine, age 15. Middle length and middle weight, brown hair. We were sitting in an assembly hall in school, she was sitting in the next row in front of mine. I hadn't noticed any particular cough or so, but suddenly, when I happened to look in her direction she was bending her body forward, with her hands cupped tightly over her nose and mouth. She was coughing and coughing with long inhales, followed by long, quiet and wheezings. She made a short pause before each inhale, but it seemed to be totally unstoppable. Her face was almost red and she remained sitting like that and coughing for a long while.

Sofia 17 years - 39 years

Sofia, 17, middle length and weight, blonde. Almost always cupped her hands over her nose and mouth and coughed with a slow sequence of hackings with a slightly wheezing sound. Never had what I would describe as an intense cough, so her cupping the hands up over her nose always felt as some kind of overkill...

Update Jun 15th 2008: We had a re-union last week where I met her and she coughed a number of times during the party in a totally different style. She had longer fits and in a barking style. Not the type of barking that's chesty or loud or sharp, it was a more dry and "soft" kind of barking style. She put one hand for her mouth, I think it was the fist style. I felt it was quite interesting to notice this change in style, so totally different in many ways.

First school years

Two of the girls in my first years in school, Helena and Ann-Christine, (7-9 years) were prone to cough after colds. The dark one at one time coughed interruptedly, I heard her friend say, so she had to stay at home some day extra. When she returned to school, she coughed quite much, but unfortunately I've forgotten what it sounded like. I just remember her drinking water from a tap in the class room to calm it down.
From two different times I remember how the blonde one coughed and coughed, until the coughing fit ended with her sounding like if she was close to gagging.

Barking Hanna

Hanna W, age 14-15 something. Always coughed with a long, sharp barking: Baaaaaark-hack-hack, inhale, baaaaark-hack-hack. The number of times she repeated it could differ. One time, after laughing, she got a real fit, extra loud, with about seven long barkings in sequence. Both hands cupped over nose and mouth. "Take it easy, Hanna", a girl class mate said, smiling at her.

Sarah

Sara, 16. Pale skin, brown hair, middle length, a bit over middle weight. After her colds, she coughed with thick, intensive hacks. The first hack was the most hard, followed by a powerful output phase which almost made her throw her body forwards a bit.
I sat next to her on a lesson when she first coughed like that with her hand cupped over her mouth, I was so close so I could see her palm while she was coughing in it. After about 20 seconds, she whispered "I GOT to cough again", and coughed again. I had no objections...
Another day, in the lunch room, she got a real coughing fit and coughed like described above, with her hand cupped over her mouth, intensively and deeply for a minute without interruption.
Yet another time, she coughed in the same style for two-three times, the last one so hardly so she made a 'whooping' sound.

PS. Still remember one day before summer when I sat beside her and she was wearing a shirt with very short sleeves - and I could watch her breast during her right sleeve! DS.

Full-time barker

Malin, 13-15 years (another school memory). Tall, short hair (dark blonde), long hands. During chest colds, she coughed maybe 2-5 times per hour in average. When she inhaled before coughing, her nostril wings always "expanded". At the same time, she cupped a hand over her mouth and coughed with a true long bark, then repeated it once. It was only one time I saw her cough three times instead of twice. Another time, also just once, she cupped both hands up over her nose. She used to frown a little when coughing.

Cough in my face, pleeeease

This happened in 8th or 9th school year, we were 14 and 15 years old. Maria was a tall blonde, with short, curly hair (not naturally curly, though). I learnt to know her from the 4th grade, and she was then quite a shy girl. Getting older, she didn't talk so much more than she did during those first years together in class, but at the same time, she was one of the "harder" girls, though still a very kind person. She listened to heavy metal bands, and was one of the first girls in class to start smoking (her cough had no relation to her smoking). I don't have any cough memories of her at all except from this barking period. She coughed "baaaaaaark-hack,hack,hack ... inhale ... baaaaaaaaark,hack,hack". Not extremely often but let's call it every now and then during 2 school days. Once in a school corridor, a teacher passed and said "that doesn't sound well" and she nodded and agreed. Now, this second and third day, we were standing in a corridor and she was putting her books in her bag to leave early because of her sickness. I think I asked her why (although I knew the reason) and she said something about her cough. "It isn't so bad, is it", I replied. "Oh, isn't it?", she said - inhaled - and baaaaaarked towards me. I think our faces were around 60-90 centimeters from each other. Don't think I caught her cold, but I can't remember. Don't know if there was any spittle, I couldn't feel any at least. Can't remember if we said anything afterwards, maybe I was too fascinated to talk, or to remember...

Hanna 2

This one and next are actually the two girls who "helped" me to fully realize the strength of my fetish. I was 13 when it first started, the age where guys learn a lot about themselves... ;-)

Hanna, 13-15. Brunette with fairly long and slightly curled hair. Pale skin. Middle weight and length. Long, straight nose which she often cupped her hands over together with her mouth when coughing. Hannah was really prone to chest colds and to cough a lot after. She used to cough fairly shortly, but usually twice, or just once. She did it quite loudly and with a slight barking. Often, she quickly leaned forward a bit and either cupped both her hands up over her mouth and nose, or just one hand over her mouth. It usually lasted for a week, and she coughed several times per hour. She had one period when she coughed several times (instead of once or twice) in sequence. After one such coughing fit, when she probably had noticed I was watching her, she made a waving gesture with her hand in front of her mouth, saying something like "cough , cough , cough ...". She had then been sitting on the floor in a corridor, coughing in her hand. Another time during the same period she was standing outdoors, coughing right out during her coughing fits.
Once, I heard she had gone to see the school nurse, and I asked her friend why. She answered it was because of her cough. Another time, the teacher asked if Hannah had been at school the day before; "yes", a girl said, "she was there and she was coughing so dreadfully".

Charlotta, the full-time cougher

Charlotta, 13. Tall, slim, dark. Was really prone to cough for long times after a cold. She had a period when she was coughing more or less for months. Usually a hand cupped over her mouth or both hands up over her nose and mouth. She sometimes waited for a short while before removing her hands. Her little rattlings sounded quite 'sharp'.
I remember one time (I think it was when we were 11 or 12 actually) when a class mate said she had been coughing for more than a week. "A week", Charlotte laughed, I've been coughing for half a year at least.
Another memory of her; after a coughing fit she bent her body forward almost 9 degrees and kept her hands cupped over her nose and mouth. Her friend asked her how she felt. "Oh, it's my throat, it must be DARK RED", she moaned sadly and almost desperately.

I also remember one detail from the school year before the above described memories - a school mate complained about her own cough (not about Charlotta's). Charlotta laughed, coughed two raspy hacks and said "Coughing? I've been coughing for a month now!".

Young, fresh hacks...

For school memories, please see the above section.

U.S. Coughings

Met a far relative from the U.S. who was on a visit to the "old country". Blonde, tall, slim, 14 years. She was getting a cold, she thought, and coughed a few times at the restaurant in the evening. A few "normal" hacks every time, but I particularly remember how she at one time cupped both her hands over her mouth with some of the finger tips resting on her cute, long nose. (Her Grandma had just had a chesty cold and had a rattling cough with plenty of suppressed closed-mouth hacks mixed with other, more standard coughings. Once she mentioned that her cough made her ribs ache.)

A Very Old Memory

I was just a kid (6-7 years or something), and I was walking with my Mom in central town. We passed two girls (age 12-15 probably, of course they were OLD to me...). One of them, middle length, but maybe a little bigger than middle weight, dark brown and a bit curly hair, wearing a blue jeans jacket, inhaled deeply and coughed right out (no hands) with quite a long and somewhat rattling 'output' phase and some 'output' after the final, ending 'hack'). She sort of "threw her body forwards" a little when she coughed. Probably my oldest memory. I think I liked the way she just "threw" her cough out.

What a Sound...

A girl behind my back (between 16-18 years) in the street coughed once, with a l-o-n-g barking. "But you're coughing...", her friend (another girl) said, in English as a joke, they were Swedish.

Time After Time

A girl (age around 17) was working at a caf�, behind the counter. Looked like from the middle-east somewhere. Normal length and weight, long, dark brown (almost black) hair. Beautiful. She sounded like after a bad chest cold; she got coughing fits every now and then and coughed in her hand. You could hear how irritated her chest was, and I got the feeling her coughing fit would just get more and more intense. She hacked, hacked and hacked, inhaled, then hacked away again. Break for 30-90 seconds, then re-started.

Just a View, No Sound

Two girls (age 15?) stood chewing chewing gum outside a hamburger bar. One of them, blonde, middle length, maybe a bit over middle weight, started to cough every now and then; she hacked about five-six times in sequence, not very fast and not very hardly. No hands involved. Saw them through the window.

A Young, Rattling Blonde

Helen Br, 14, smoker. Tall, blonde, short, curly hair. One time, after a cold, she had a slightly rattling cough. She was sitting in a sofa, wearing a blue jeans jacket. The top part of her tanned, light brown chest was visible. I particularly remember one time when she started a coughing fit by turning her head to the side, cupping a hand over her mouth at the same time as a long rattling was heard from inside her.

Colds

Cleaning woman

2010-06-20 For at least three weeks now, I've heard the woman who's doing the cleaning at my work cough. It's mostly dry hacks, but with occasional wet hacks. Her fits are built up by "uh-u-uh" sequences with long intervals between each sequence. Around 50 years old, short, light grey hair, a bit over mid-size.

Anki

Jan 2010 Anki is a job mate of mine, 47 years. Midage, midsize, attractive. She usually has a habit of clearing her throat by coughing every now and then with one or two dry hacks.

She's got some kind of chesty cold and almost lost her voice since some days ago. She can hardly talk and her voice is really hoarse.

She often coughs (hack-u hack... hack-u-hack-hack... all sorts of mixes) with short hacks as usually but accompanied by chest sounds (hard barkings, dry barkings, occasional mucus rattlings). A few times, she has made sounds close to Chrissy's, and a few times close to BJCat's.

I did some candid recordings, but she had the best fits while she was in my office and we were talking, and I couldn't turn on the recorder. She probably got those fits because she was talking too much, with her hoarse voice. She several times turned her head away and barked in her hands (both hands cupped over her mouth, though not over the nose).

Heidi

Nov 2009 Heidi, bartender at my regular place in Copenhagen, is a cute brunette, a bit big (bust just a bit), around 45-48 years. Smoker with, if I remember, a rumbling smoker's cough. Last time I was there, she had had a chesty cold and got some long, very productive and rumbling coughing fits.

Kanjana

May 2009 This happened during a short information meeting, held in our coffee break area. Kanjana is of Asian origin, mid-length, just a bit over mid-size, black hair, age around 40. Immediately after she had sat down in a sofa and the boss had started talking, I noticed she was leaning forward with her elbows resting on her knees and her hands over her mouth. I first just thought she was thinking deeply about something, but as a "professional coughing fetishist" I felt there was something familiar.

After sitting like this for around 30 secs, she coughed with a dry, high-pitched double hack. She remained sitting in the same way. After another appr. 20 secs, she made another such double-hack, ending it with a rough throat-clearing.

It didn't last long, probably not more than 10 secs before she quickly left the sofa and the meeting, coughing with high-pitched, dry double hacks, one after the other, and she went around a corner and probably into the ladies' room. I could hear the sound of her coughing going through a diminuendo until it was impossible to catch it.

Because this was an information meeting, I couldn't just leave, and I really pity I couldn't do so to get closer to whereever she was. Her cough sounded so intense so I dreamt about hearing it ending in a true CTG (Close-to-gag).

She returned after a minute or so and sat down at a chair to continue listen. After, let's say, four minutes she made a new double-hack in her loud, high-pitched style. She left her chair and quickly walked away from the place again, though this time she just walked around the same corner as she did the first time, and stopped there. She coughed double-hacks, each one followed by a throat-clearing like if she tried to stop her coughing fit this way. She returned after just 20 secs or so. After this coughing fit, she just made one more double hack and no more real fit during the meeting, which was over quite soon.

What the boss said at the meeting? I've basically no clue...!

Kristina L.

May 2009 Kristina, mother of Ulrika (a young barker listed in the Colds section), is a tall, slim woman, age around 60. I think she was a brunette when I first met her many years ago, she's more greyish now. She's had a chesty cold, and yesterday evening, she made some nice rumblings - a sort of barkings combined with a more "productive" chest sound.

Birgitta

Birgitta, a small woman at my office, around 47 years old, returned from a sick leave with a chesty cold. She turned out to have a quite funny, quick, high-pitched cough. It sounded like a much older woman in a funny way. Something like "uh-HU-uh". She's doing it in shorts periods maybe once or twice a month.
Update 2010-04-10: Lots of high-pitched , quick and loud "uh-o-uh-o-uh-o" or just "uh-o-uh". Appr once per minute. Usually just one such sequence, no longer fits, though a few times in the late afternoon double sequences. I heard some variants like "uh-o-uhhhhh-o-uh" also in the late afternoon. She went on like this for several days and I managed to make a few candid recordings. Update 2010 May: She went on coughing. She doesn't work full-time, so she's not in the office all days in the week. But, during the month, I've heard her cough several times per week. A few days, she's been on sick leave too. I don't know the reason, but maybe there's some relation between this and her cough.

The strength of the fetish

Nov 2008 A big middle-aged blonde woman coughed a few times when passing in the corridore outside my office room - some slightly wet hacks a few times.

Later, I was sitting in our coffee break corner when she came out from a meeting room. She had obviously got an unstoppable coughing fit. It was a dry cough, and she coughed singles ("hack-U-hack") time after time with 5-10 seconds between each. I understood she rushed into the ladies room, and I quickly found an excuse to leave my job mates and slipped into the men's room which is next to the ladies' - and I know the wall between isn't very sound proof. She went on coughing as described, one time a bit deeper; not a close-to-gag (as I was hoping for) but at least a close-to-close-to-gag...

Again, this reminds me of the strength of my fetish. I just can't resist trying to get closer to the coughing woman in cases like this one.

Neighbour girls

Oct 2008
The apartment next to mine is owned by a midaged guy who's currently living together with his new girlfriend, at her place. So, the girlfriend's daughter has borrowed, or is renting, the apartment it seems, from last summer. And since around 3-4 weeks back, a female friend of her has been staying their too. At least one of them is a smoker, judging from the smell outside their door. The first girl has black, long hair, she's a bit big, often wearing a basecall cap , a big sort of ski jacket and red soft training pants. The girls are both around 25 years, appr. The other girl is blonde, often wearing grey soft training pants and a grey/black coat.

Occasionally, from last of March, I started to hear one of them cough. I think it's the blonde one. It's a dry cough, going "uh-HU-uh... uh-HU-uh" usually. After a few days, she got a bit longer fits, like "uh-hu-uh-hu... uh-hu-uh-hu... uh-HU-uh-hu,uh,uh... uh-HU-UH" with variants and some ending in a slight, very slight, close-to-gag sound or ending with an "Oh shit" a few times. Her cough has went on like this more or less for more than two weeks.

Update May 2008: Today, I met them in the street, and the blonde one coughed in her usual way as I've described. I've been hearing it more or less every day since she moved in. She doesn't cough very often, maybe two fits per hour in average. Anyway; this time, she made a "uh-HU-uh-hu-uh... uh-HU-uh..." . Then, he made a kind of whooping/choking sound during the last inhale of these two (denoted ...) before coughing a third time. It's a dry cough, with quite short "uh"'s. Quite loud. It's hard to describe this whoop/choke sound in that inhale, but you who have been watching Jessie's clips know what I mean, she does it occasionally.

Update Jun 2008: She doesn't cough as often as she used to. Maybe something allergy season-related??

Despite them being either bi or homo, these girls has a few times (5 I think) turned me on by some completely different sounds I've been catching through the wall ... no doubt on what they we're doing together!!

Plants

2008-04-19 This is actually an encounter that goes back to 1996, but apparently I had forgot about it until now. At the place where I was working then, we had plants here and there in the office that were rented. Twice per month, the staff from the renting company came to water the plants. One day, a tall, young (20-23) blonde was there to take care of it, and she was apparently in the middle of a chesty cough. She coughed often with deep, heavy rattlings. I could hear her cough already before she opened the door to our corridor. Couldn't concentrate on my work until she had left...

Ann Charlotte

2007-11-05 Ann Charlotte was born in 1967, and she's a short brunette. Whenever she coughs, she has a tremendous, unique barking style. It's a sort a sharp chest sound, but not the classic barking that most true barkers are making - you know, this dark, "clean" chest barking - Ann Ch. is making a more high-pitch barking with a sort of "distorsion" sound. Sounds like something's just going crazy in her chest. Some day later, she had tight chesty sounds combined with her standard, sharp barkings.

Update 2008-12-29: She's just returned from a sick leave and she makes her usual barkings like she uses to after a chest cold. I now noticed that if she would have been a bit bigger (she's short and generally a small woman) and would be coughing more frequently, she'd probably sound very close to Mona/BJ. A few days later, her cough developed into something sounding very much like Chrissy's most sharp variants. Note: Mona, BJ and Chrissy are women whose recordings have been distributed through the Jimandzaps Yahoo group years ago.

Update 2009-02-22: Heard her cough (delicious Chrissy-style barkings) 6 or 7 times with at least 20-30 secs breaks between each. Went inside the men's room to try recording after I heard her go into the ladies' - but just one or two silent throat-clearings. Talk about bad timing...

Update 2010-06-20:A-C has caught some sort of cold and she has been barking the whole week. We both attended a meeting last Tuesday and she was barking, sitting just a meter or two from me.

Eva Th

2007-09-08 Eva, another job mate, is around 48 though looks much younger, not very tall, quite small, dark blonde. Today, she coughed a little a few times, I think she's had a cold. At one time, she got a longer fit, ending with a lighter close-to-gag-effect.

Update 2009-06-09 Got a sort fit with dry, short double hacks ending with quite a long sequence of single hacks, like if she couldn't stop her fit, some of them sounding as if she would get a "close-to-gag", but she never did. She made one "choke" sound after one of those single hacks like she sometimes does.

Update 2009-12-26 I've noticed that Eva occasionally gets these short fits, sometimes dry, sometimes sounding like she's got a lump of mucus that she needs to cough away. In the latter case, I can sometimes hear her cough it away, pull it back a little while inhaling between the hacks, to finally hack it away a last time and swallow.

Marie M

Updated 2010-04-10 One of my co-workers, Marie, is 50 years old; she's blonde, tall, wide-shouldered. Non-smoker. A bit "queen-like" as I often call a woman with those characteristics. Or, a "Mother Sweden" type as we sometimes might call such women in Sweden.

I've noticed since I started work here that she often, several times a day, coughs with just one single hack, like to clear her throat.

One Monday, she coughed around once per five minutes with doubles, triples, quadruples or even five dry hacks. Sounded quite promising, and I really wish I was the person sharing office room with her. Well, I think I wish; I mean, I wouldn't get much work done a day like that! ;-) I think she had caught a lighter cold which was the cause of this improvement.

It turned out to go on the whole week. Her cough was sometimes suddenly getting wet, and sometimes she got chesty barkings. Fist style or open hand to cover her mouth. Some doubles also, not just singles. Sometimes hacky-hacky-hacky-hacky-hack... hacky-hack. One hack-hack-hack-hack-hack-hack-hack-hack (8!), inhale, deep doublehack. Sounds like if she's the kind who can get "close-to-gags".

Update 2007-09-08: She's been coughing like this for two weeks now. I've noticed she sometimes covers her mouth with the back of her hand also. At one time, during a meeting, she got a longer fit, and left the room after a while. I wish I'd had an excuse to follow her...

Update 2007-09-14: Third week now! I made a few recordings this day.

Update 2007-10-14: She's still hacking!

Update 2007-10-19: She's still hacking, and today some of her usual, dry hacks turned into wet rustlings, surprising to herself too I think. I managed to make one recording (dry only).

Update 2007-10-29: Some really wet hacks today - nice, productive, mucus coughings.

Update 2007-10-30: Again, some nice, wet fits (almost always doubles, one triple) with heavy mucus bubbling under her soft, warm chest. Though usually she's making her barkings as described, i.e. more tight, chesty barkings rather than the sharp, ultimate barking type. At one time, she made a really wet triple, you could hear her wet mucus boiling inside her hot chest.

Update 2007-11-02: A bit more frequent today. Mostly her chesty barkings but today also lots of wet, productive coughings, still having this chesty barking sound at the same time. I heard someone saying that she's asthmatic. Explains her long chesty cough period after having had a cold, and explains her habit of hacking a little even when not having been ill.

Update 2010-01-31: She seems to have had some sort of cold, because she's coughing more frequently since a week back, compared to her usual habit of hacking a little. At one time, I happen to be standing close to her, as she (as so many times before) cupped her hand over her mouth while inhaling, and made a loud, slightly rattling double-hack.

Update 2010-04-10: A bit more frequent today. Nice, wet short fits every now and then. Two hacks often. Sometimes triple - inhale - triple.

Iwona

2007-09-03 I went to my local watering hole to have a couple of pints and chat with the other regulars. Ivana, the bartender who works there almost all nights, is 40 but looks younger I think. Dark hair, dark eyes, very attractive in my eyes. Anyway; she had caught a cold (there's lost of people catching a cold right now here and it's often like that this time of the year, when the schools start and the air is getting colder; the kids mix with each other, spreading their colds to each other) and often had to cough. It was a dry cough of the sort where you can hear that her chest is getting irritated, because of a discrete wheezing sound. At one time, I could hear some mucus getting loose too. She often put a hand on her chest after coughing.

Linda

2007-09-03 I had a phone chat with a "commercial" woman I know, she's 47, a bit big ("G" cups), red hair, non-smoker. She calls me once or twice per months just to chat, and really talks a bit too much so I often have to find an excuse after 10 minutes of just listening and replying "yes... no... yes... I know..." etc to quit.

But today, it turned out that she had had a cold, and after each laughter (she laughs a lot), she either cleared her throat with one cough, or the laughter turned into a short coughing fit - some of them wet, some barkings, some starting wet then turning into barkings. Furhter, I know it's not hard to make her laugh!

Coughed her muscles away

2006-12-23 I went to a pub with a friend yesterday evening. We sat down in the bar and glanced at three girls (age around 25-30) sitting around a table just behind us. One of them was an Asian girl, and she often coughed with a heavy, raspy barking - a true bronchitis, I'd call it. At one time, I heard her say her body was aching when she coughed. She told her friends that some months ago, she had been coughing so hard so a chest muscle had been stretched and that she could still feel a pain in the muscle when coughing. The doctor had told her that the muscle still was weaker than normal.

Interview

2006-12-23 A was interviewed for a job by a woman called Mary, 40 years, red-haired, nice look. She had a chesty, bronchial cough all the time, she coughed with one or two heavy hacks (sort of barkings) every now and then. Now I heard she's on sick leave because her manager noticed she'd been coughing like that for three weeks and sent her to the doctor to get her lungs checked. Wish I could hear her persistent, chesty cough...

Bus barkings

2006-09-23 A girl, age around 19-20, was sitting next to me at the bus. After a long while, she started to cough with some dry hacks, then inhaled just a little and, suddenly, made four quick, heavy dry barkings. Quite a surprise. She had some water from a bottle afterwards.

Through the wall

2006-09-23 My neighbours are a nice couple, age 28-30 somewhere, the woman is blonde and of mid-length. The walls between the flats aren't exactly sound-proof, and you can easily hear sounds from their bathrrom into mine, I can hear the words if someone's speaking in their bathroom. And I can hear coughings! She woke me up 6:40 AM yesterday morning with a coughing fit. She coughed haaaack-u-hack with variations, and with breaks between each. The last two or three such coughings that ended the fit included light barkings.

The Lone Cougher

2006-08-12 At an outdoor lunch restaurant where I was having my lunch, a brunette midaged tall woman sat down at another table, having an icecream as a dessert. After a minute or two, she coughed "coough-u-cough ... coooouugh-HU-cough (the "hu" being loud) with a fist for her mouth. After this first time, she coughed every now and then, usually just once "coough-u-cough" still with her fist for her mouth. Later, I understood she knew the people sitting at the next table, close to hers because when they prepared to leave, she raised from her chair too. She was walking a meter or two before the others, and as they left the place, she coughed again, with no hands for her mouth and I saw her doing it once or twice more as they walked away along the street. I got the impression she was having a cold and didn't want to be to close to the others.

Job mate

2006-07-18 A blonde, quite attractive, tall woman (around 35 years) at my work at the time had been coughing since three days back due to a cold. A classic cold cough, I'd call it, she was having a sort of "irritated chest" sound - no barkings, no real wet productive cough, but this kind of wheezy rasping that I sometimes like a lot despite the lack of more heavy effects. She was coughing once or twice at least once per 3-5 minutes. Usually one hand for mouth but a few times I saw her quickly press both hands up over her nose and mouth (my fav style). I think her cough persisted for more than a week in this way.

Mona-style

2006-07-18 Noticed a woman of age around 30 at the subway. She coughed with hard, rustling (i.e. wet) barkings: cough-cough, cough-cough four times in sequence, the first three with a fist for her mouth, the last one covering her mouth with her arm. After a while, she made another double "cough-cough" using her fist at both of them. She sounded a bit like Mona (members of the Jimandzaps group probably know what I'm talking about).

Barking Jenny

2006-03-11 Jennie, a blond woman at my job, age 32 around, has been coughing around once-twice per 5 minutes in average the last two days. Usually, she just coughs occasionally but she's had a cold earlier this week.

8 out of 10 times, she coughs "bark-u-hack-u", with a nice, sharp, dark barking the first time. She sounds very much like the beginning of one of Chrissy's recordings.

She usually put a cupped right hand for her mouth and jerks her head forwards a bit while coughing.

Peeping Tom

2006-03-11 Many years ago (I was around 20), I could look into an office building across the street from my bedroom window. There were lots of women working there, and one evening when some of them were working a bit late and it was dark outside, I noticed a blonde woman (age around 40-45) coughed every now and them. It was very amusing and thrilling watching her and waiting for the next fit, but they weren't very frequent. I particularly remember one time when she was sitting with her back towards the window and I could watch her body as it started to shake, before she inhaled and coughed two more heavy hacks.
Later, they made a smoking room of one of the rooms and I enjoyed watching the ladies smoke. I noticed that a tall, blonde woman who often was there to smoke had her office where I could easily watch her. This woman often worked late, and it was easy to watch her in the dark evening, after having turned off the light in my own room, and wait for a cough. Which required lots of patience because she didn't very often. If she did, she used to put her fist for her mouth and cough two hacks, inhale, cough another two hacks.

Old

2006-03-11 Noticed an older, but very fresh and elegant, tall and slim lady in a store. She often inhaled, turned around, cough two or three sort of long, slightly raspy hacks (cooooouuughy-cough) with a fist for her mouth. She had a special style when she turned around every time she coughed, her tall and slim body almost made a sort of dance step.

Tammy

2005-11-07 The neighbour woman (age around 30 - slim, fairly tall, very nice generally) has probably had a cold earlier, I can sometimes hear her cough through the wall to my kitchen, and when she's on her way in or out. Just a double hack, slightly wet I think. Has been going on now for at least two weeks.

Agnetha

2005-06-25 This is an encounter from 2002 that I suddenly realized I forgot to add when it happened.
Agneta was a co-worker and a trade union representant where I was working. We were on our way by train to a meeting in another town and she had caught a cold. During the trip - we had our seats next to each other - she coughed and coughed. A dry cough with fits replacing each other with *at max* 2 minutes between each. She went on the same way during the meeting.

Qute Quadraple

2005-06-19 I was sitting at an outdoor table at a restaurant, where two young women (25-30) passed at the sidewalk. I could only see their backs. One of them coughed in her sleeve (she was wearing a grey, long-arm pullover): hack-u hack... hack-u hack... hack-u hack... hack-uuuh, the last one being an uncontrolled "whooper".

Lucy in the Sky with Coughings

2005-06-17 I had a nice time in a massage room at a club with Lucy. She's 25, tall, slim, beautiful, a nice. She smokes like a queen. She had a wheezing cough which she practiced around three times during the night. Probably the leftover of a cold. She turned her head a little and coughed in her hand while my hand was on her chest so I could feel it.

Early 2004

2004-01-18 Followed a lady who coughed with dry hacks, two each time (one inhale followed by two hacks, that is). Used one fist hand for her mouth. At one time, she coughed two sets as described in sequence, with a short break between only, and her chest sounded more "irritated". She had a lovely, sharp nose too by the way. Black short hair, probably 45-48 years old.

Gloved Hands

2004-01-18 Noticed a coughing middle-aged woman on the train; she was covering her mouth with both her hands open up over her mouth, but she was wearing black finger gloves.

Mirror Look

2003-12-09 A woman sitting behind me at the commuting train had a cough, probably cold-related. Without having to turn around to watch her, I could watch her through a glass in the train working like a mirror. She often started to cough with a sequence of dry hacks. Only one hand over mouth, except for just one lovely time, when she cupped both her hands up over her nose and mouth.

Young Bronchitis Rumbling

2003-10-24 Outside a shopping mall, I met some school girls (age around 16-17). One of them coughed two hacks with her mouth shut - the first one just a hack, but the other one produced a deep, dark, rumbling sound from her chest. It wasn't any particularly hard hack, but still her chest vibrated like if it had been! Nice! Wish I could feel her chest vibrate...!

Motor Barking

2003-10-24 A middle-aged (well, around 50) woman at a train coughed with two rumbling barking hacks, and they were so dark, thick and rumbling that it more sounded like some sort of motor. Later on, she started to hack a little, without any barking sounds, with her mouth shut. If she'd only let it out instead...

Lap Dancer Emma

2003-10-24 Emma, lap dancer, 29 years, tall brunette. She smokes like lots of lap dancers do, and she sometime coughs just a few, calm, silent hacks, but just occasionally. However, one evening, she had had a cold a coughed quite often, also during the end of the lap dance with her that I bought. Unfortunately, like the majority (I think), she didn't want to cough during the session (I've never talk to her (yet) about my interest for coughing ladies), and it was only at the very end she did it.

Coughing Queue

2003-09-xx I noticed a coughing woman in a shopping center, it sounded like a cold-related cough. She coughed with one or two hacks, around 30-60 secs between each, and I considered placing myself behind her in the bank automate queue (I had no other need for that queue at all!), but lack of time prevented me from doing it. You know you're a coughing fetish when you stand in a queue you wouldn't need to stand in otherwise...

Chesty Cold In the Chest Of a Smoker

Heard a deep rattling hack at the train station a morning and noticed a cute brunette (age 28 somewhere). She started the hack with a "huh" sound, then a deep rattling followed by a short, also wet, ending hack. I managed to sit close to her and her working mate (it appeared to be). The brunette talked about her bad chesty cold and that she didn't feel like smoking as long as she had it. Her mate said it was a great opportunity to quit, and I hope she wouldn't listen. Some more times, she coughed like that first time, more or less the same style. Sometimes a bit tighter rattlings. Her mate coughed a few times too in a dry way, often into her morning paper. The brunette often coughed right out towards the window I think.
Two mornings after, I saw her again on the station and she was alone, smoking! I managed to sit quite close, though not as close as the first time. Some more, even thicker rattlings this time. Lovely.
Update two days later: Still coughs the same way.
Update yet another two days later: Didn't notice any real coughings any more but she was sitting in another train wagon, didn't manage to catch the same wagon because of a job mate turning up, so I could just study her at the station for a short while before the train arrived.

Grocery Store

2003-05-05 At the grocery store, a really attractive woman (age 40?); tall, slim, blonde (looked like an exclusive) stock agent for some reason wearing a black leather jacket was right before me when she coughed a bit; she had probably caught a cold. She coughed in a slightly wet but at the same time barking way; couUUGHY-cough-cough... then inhaled and made some further more or less suppressed hacks, still with her back turned towards me. I managed to stay close to her on her way through the shop and when she was about to pay she had difficulties finding her pay card. For once, I felt absolutely no irritation because of another customer being slow when paying... Unfortunately she didn't cough anything more, and I had no idea where she had gone outside the shop.

Alcougholic

2002-04-xx Last night, the strength of the fetish once again stroke me. This is what happened. I didn't feel very "hot" or "up" as I sometimes call it this Saturday but because I know I probably want have time to visit my favourite watering hole (i.e. strip clubs) during the coming weekends, I decided to pay a quick visit anyway. On my way to the underground, as well as on my way with it, I was looking and listening for anything that could turn me on. I have other "fetishes" and special things that turn me on, plus the simple sight of a very, very good-looking woman of course, but women that give some food for my fetish is a harder turn-on. Soon, I learnt *how* hard it can be. The subway train stopped at the Stockholm Central Station, and I saw two alcoholic women (age 45-50 probably), one blonde and one brunette, coming towards the doors. The brunette looked more "worn-out" than the blonde, but both were quite pissed. They sat down, side by side, in the seats in the end of the wagon so that I could easily watch their backs from where I was sitting. I suddenly felt that I was leaving my "down" mode and the erotica part of my brain woke up. I do have a tendency to get turned on by drunk women. Strange, isn't it? This, combined with my interest for "older" women (well, ladies around my own age as well as younger aren't exactly a turn-off either...) formed an interesting cocktail in my fetish stomach. The ladies were drinking from a bottle in a plastic bag (Vodka, I think), and the brunette seemed to be quite dizzy; first she almost fall asleep with her head on her friend's shoulder, then she started to talk some junk about her Mummy. Then, at the station before the one where I should leave, the brunette started to cough in sequences of around 5-7 hacks, silent for 2-5 seconds, new sequence etc etc. Her hacks sounded dry, maybe developed a little wetter style after a while. I think this went on for 2-3 minutes, and I can't remember the last time my heart was beating as hard as it did now. Her cough just went on and on like that, and her friend said things like "Maybe you should have stayed at the hospital" and "I've got some mucus dissolving medicine at home". My fetish instincts occupied my whole brain, and when I heard the blonde tell her poor friend they just had 4 stations more to go, I decided to go there too. I had almost never been in that area of the town before. I followed them some meters behind (her cough had subsided after those 2-3 minutes) until they got into a house and disappeared. My evening at the club became much more interesting than I could ever had imagined when I left my home...

Lap Cougher

I had a very good encounter at a strip club/massage club here in Stockholm. (For your info, there are no brothels in Sweden, there are just two kinds of clubs - pure strip dance clubs and massage clubs. Most massage clubs have live shows too.)

The second girl who danced was a tall, slim, "well-formed" blond girl - some people would describe her as typical Swedish, I think. Age around 19-21 I would guess. At this club, each girl dance to two songs and, as usual when you play songs from a CD, there is a little break between each song where she temporarily stops dancing. Now, during her break she inhaled and coughed with one dry hack (a fist hand for her mouth I think), and after around 1-3 seconds she inhaled again and coughed in the back of her arm (I noticed a distance of a few centimeters between lips and arm). This completely changed my interest for this girl, and generally aroused me too. After she had left the dance floor, I heard some more such coughings from inside the dressing room (there is just a kind of curtain between the dance floor and the dressing room).

At this club, the girls sit around a bar counter some meters away from the dance floor with the black sofas around so as a visitor you can easily study the girls, and all the time some girl come over to you to try to make you pay a fortune for a non-alcohol drink (no alcohol is allowed at the clubs!), or give them a tip, or of course to make you buy an hour or so with her in a massage room. Now, the girl that turned me on best (guess who) *never* came over to the visitors, at the same time as her coughings make me feel like I was sitting 7 inches up in the air from the sofa.

She coughed every now and then in her one-hack style. Sometimes right out, sometimes right out with her head turned from the bar and the others, sometimes with a fist for her mouth, sometimes in her arm, and one time with both her hands up over her nose and mouth (not sure if her fingers really touched her face or not that time). After having made one coughing, the next usually came after a short break, and this usually - not always - made sequences of around 3-5. Sometimes deep inhales. I got the feeling it started with a tickle or irritation in her chest so that she felt she needed to cough (as opposed to the sort of cough where almost every coughing time surprises the cougher a bit).

This girl usually just sat down on her bar stool for a short time, then she could stand up for a while, walk around, walk over to another place around the bar counter, sit down there, sit on her knees on the stool - that is, lots of variation and movement which made her "coughing show" even more full of life and excitement to me. One time, she was standing around half a meter from the others, so I could very easily see the whole of her, when she inhaled deeply so that her tall back leant backwards, coughed throwing her nice, tall, slim, body forwards. She also smoked a lot, by the way.

Finally, it was just getting too much and I realized she for some reason would never come over and talk to me so I went up and went over to her to ask if I could by an hour with her. However, she said she was ill and really didn't want to sell. (Funny, because that's only safe way for them to make any real money from a working "day" of around 9 hours.) I almost managed to convince her (without mentioning my special interest for her - probably should have used it as an argument) when she finally asked me to buy her brunette friend instead, who was sitting next to her. Luckily, that girl was my no. 2 choice, so ok then. I had a great time with that girl, and she together with my very fresh memory of the blonde cougher built something up that resulted in one of the best "happy endings" I've had at a strip club, to use a very indirect description of what happened... ;-) Afterwards, me and the brunette sat down in one of the sofas around the dance floor area and had a quick chat before I left. It was the blonde who was dancing again when we sat down, her dance was soon over and I heard two coughings like those described from backstage.

But... you could have imagined if I had succeeded in getting some private time with the cougher... will such an opportunity ever appear again...? An eternal question, I'm afraid.

Didn't let me hear...

During an information meeting at my job, a blonde woman (age 35-40) who had had a chest cold got deep, wet, rattling coughing fits. Her cough was very productive, it sounded from the few hacks I could hear. Unfortunately - one or two suppressed hacks, then she every time got up from her place (she was sitting near the exit) and left. I listened carefully and hoped to hear a deep, loud, phlegmy rattling from outside but it was just once or maybe twice that it was hearable from inside the room. Bad manner, I think, to steal such a fantastic experience from me! :-)

Katarina

All of a sudden today, an encounter from 1990 that I had forgotten about appeared in my mind like from nowhere. I think her name was Katarina, probably 23, dark, beautiful, tall. After a cold, she got a cough for a couple of days, sounding something like: couuuuughy, cough, cough, cough, cough (long inhale) couuuughy, cough, cough, cough. Sometimes a third one too. A dry nice sort. This was at the university, and I particularly remember one time after class. She was leaving the university building, and on her way towards the exit I happened to follow her 1-2 meters behind. She got one of her coughing fits just before passing through the doors and I remember how she had to remove the fist she had for her mouth to open the door (I think someone passed right before her without holding the door, so she suddenly had to catch the door with two hands), and coughed towards the door right out.

Nice body moving when coughing

When having lunch, I noticed a tall, slim, woman, age 40-45. Nice body, quite sexy in my eyes. A bit later, I heard a thick, wet, productive cough (two-three hacks) and it was from her. Just as I looked in her direction, I saw her lay back in her chair, put her both hand up over her nose and mouth and cough two - three more wet hacks.

Young Ulrika and her Pneumonia

Ulrica is around 22-23. She's a tall, nice, glad, slim brunette, very prone to get chesty colds. Pale but cute. When she coughs, she always has the "barking" sound with a loud, hard sound from her chest. She coughs in sequences of short barkings. Often three, or maybe two or four barkings, then she inhales quickly before the next similar sequence. Usually, she coughs in one or two such sequences. However, one evening I met her after a bad chest cold followed by a pneumonia, and she coughed at least once per 120 seconds, often with two, three or four sequences. At one time, she got a long coughing fit and got one "sequence" after another. Unfortunately, she rushed out from the room to get some water. I heard her cough time after time until she got that water. Same day, at another time, she was walking a few metres after me when she got another long coughing fit and coughed as described for about 30 seconds.
Always a hand for the mouth, in the "fist" style.

New addition to Ulrika's "file":She's just had another of her long periods of colds/infections or whatever it is; she's very prone to get flus, colds, etc. This evening, when I saw her, she coughed quite often as described above. Some of her coughings wetter than others...

Coincidence

When exchanging some e-mails with a friend of mine who had got a cold, she in one of her replies said "cough... cough... just trying to turn you on.... cough". What a coincidence...!

Nice rustlings

Heard a coughing sound in a smaller convenience store, where it's easy to hear such a sound from anywhere inside. When it was time for me to pay, I saw a middle-aged, blonde woman leave the shop with a perambulator, and she turned out to be the cougher. Nice, deep rustlings every now and then. As she passed outside the window, I could see she was either inhaling for another one, or making one, it was hard to see because just after about two seconds, she was gone.
I paid as quickly as I good, packed my things, and walked along the street in her direction. I thought I could follow a few meters after, but of course the kid wanted to walk by himself, which made them walk extremely slowly, so there was no natural way for me to enjoy her thick, wet sounds.

Time after time

A dark-blonde woman age around 45-50, with a great body - tall, slim, nice and visible curves - I saw her in a queue in a convenience store. That is, I heard someone cough around 3-4 times per minute, with wet and raspy hacks. Usually 3-4 hacks, then silence until the next one. I turned around and took a quick look at the older women I saw there, because I believed it came from one of them. When it was time for me to pack my things in the plastic bag, I deliberately placed myself so I could watch the queues from where it must have come, when I saw and heard the woman just described make them. Her attractive body moved nicely both when coughing and not, and I tried to wait for her to see where she was going after having packed her things. Unfortunately, she walked away very slowly together with another woman, too slowly to make it possible to follow without making it obvious. I arranged so that I met them closely before leaving the shopping centre. One of my better encounters!

Marie S

A manager at my job, around 35, short, red-brown hair, a glad and nice woman. During a cold last week, she produced lots of short, but very wet coughing fits. I do wish I had been able to watch her more during those, because I've mostly just heard them, not seeing here when she made them, and the combination of sight and sound is important to me.

Kari

Another manager, 40, very dark, short. Looks younger than 40. She's a smoker but the last week, she's been coughing after a cold with deeper and deeper, and thicker, rustlings. She coughs deliberately, I think, to get rid of the thick mucus gathering in her smoky chest.

Ann F

Ann, one of the human resources people at the company where I work, is around 40, tall, dark long hair, very good body. She's the sort that's exmitting erotic undertones without knowing it herself. I've noticed once or twice before that during a cold, she can get a deep, wet, rattling cough. Today, she came into the area where I sit and hacked four or five times in sequence, nice wet ones, and she was dressed in a summer dress with the shoulders exposed...

Margareta

Another new job mate, blonde, age around 40, non-smoker. I've noticed that she sometimes coughs a sequence of loud, dry, quick hacks; maybe of somewhere around 5-8 hacks. She seems to place a fist-formed hand for her mouth. She doesn't do this every day, but I've heard it maybe four of five days during my first three weeks at this job, and at those days maybe she's done it between 2 and 10 times per day. I expect more to come here, but maybe she won't deserve a section of her own - we'll hope and see!

Update: One day this week, she got a coughing fit and coughed with her loud, rapid sequences time after time, with between 15 and 60 seconds pauses, approximately. Sometimes, they started to sound deeper, like if she was going to get a lung up, so to speak.

Brunette Beauty

This weekend, I've spent some time at my company's new office, to help the IT guys to set up the work stations for our employees. Among the people from the company we're moving together with, there was today a cute brunette, age 37-20 somewhere. Cute, beautiful, sexy, nice. Every now and then she coughed with one or two dry, slightly wheezing short hacks. A few longer hacks, and a few more wet ones too. Sometimes in her arm, sometimes in one cupped hand.

Bronchitis

I went for a quick visit to my doctor, just to get my ears checked. No problem for me, but when waiting outside her office, I heard a woman cough with an unusually wet sound. Sometimes, it was her breathing that turned into a thick, heavy, quiet rustling sound and she coughed with 3-4 quick, very rustling hacks. She must have been full of heavy mucus. She coughed quite often, and I guess it was a bronchitis, maybe improved by some spring-time allergy which is common here. I try to see where it came from and get a sight of her, and about 8-10 meters away in the corridor I noticed a woman, age around 35, dark fairly long hair, good-looking. The next time I heard the sounds I checked her (I couldn't see her from the chair where I was sitting, I had to lean forward) but to my disappointment it wasn't from her. Just as I was about to take a little walk in the corridor to be able to take a quick look into the place where the sounds came from, my doctor called for me...

Karen

I was on a course, ran by Karen - Norwegian, around 45 years, tall, slim, fairly short hair, glasses. The room was pretty small and warm, and there were 7 personal computers with screens making the room even warmer. All this combined with ten persons sitting in there didn't really improve the air quality... I noticed that Karen coughed a little every now and then (and I started to realize there were at least SOMETHING I would remember from this, otherwise slightly boring course). She moved her right or left hand up to her mouth, inhaled between the hand and coughed with usually 2-4 hacks (most often 3), then inhaled again behind the hand and finally coughed further 2 hacks, occasionally 1 or 3.
During the afternoon, the cough got more frequent, and sometimes her voice got weak. She then cleared her throat and sometimes drank some water to make things better. Sometimes I could foresee a new coughing by listening to her voice. The air probably got to dry for her, she had probably had a cold. Later on, she mentioned she had got the cough the night before.
Later in the afternoon, her cough started to get a little wet.

Carina

I had a job mate called Carina who was around 28-30. She was blond, tall, very well formed - a top model, you could say. And she smoked Marlboro menthols. One day, after having been on a three days sick leave she told me she had had fever and an aching throat the last week - and just been coughing and coughing... This gorgeous, tall blonde young woman then coughed for two working days. She coughed at least once per minute, but just with a few hacks every time. Occasionally, she sounded like it was a little wet instead of dry; you could then hear just a little mucus in her beautiful chest. One morning, I was going to pass outside her door in the corridor when she came out, walking towards me. She was dressed in a blue shirt which left the top part of her light-skinned chest visible. She suddenly coughed with two fairly wet hacks, inhaled and coughed another two dry, quick hacks in her hand. She was really fantastic so far this week. This went on for another two days or something.

Singin' in the rain

I was on my way home, and it was raining a little. Just as I reached my block, I heard a woman cough. On the other side of the street, a blonde woman 30-35 years, fairly short, a bit over-weight maybe, was walking and she was coughing by hacking twice, inhaling, hacking twice again, and repeated this three or four times. After around half a minute, the same thing again. I decided to follow her on my own side of the street, so I had to walk around the whole block in the slight rain, but it was worth it; she repeated it one or two times more with some variations before she turned to the left where I was turning right.

A Warm-Up at Least

On the way to the station: Slim, tall (well, to be a girl ;-) ) brunette, well-dressed, age around 25. Had apparently had a cold. I was walking behind her when she raised her hand, fist-formed, to her mouth and coughed. Her rattlings were not very striking or so. She repeated it after less than a minute, this time with louder, more apparent, rattlings. Managed to sit near here at the train but she didn't cough again.

Mom's Coughing!

Waiting for a train, a blonde woman with glasses was standing a few metres from me, age between 40 and 45, middle length and weight. She was probably going on holidays with her two children and had probably had a cold. First, she coughed with one hand cupped over her mouth; she made some hacks which were fairly dry but with a slight indication of loose mucus. After a couple of minutes she coughed again, this time cupping both her hands up over her mouth and nose. After only about 20 seconds, time again - now with one hand cupped over her mouth, but she did the very last hack after removing the hand. Later, on the train, she coughed every now and then but with longer periods with no coughing at all (unfortunately ;-) ). Often without any hands, a few times with one hand cupped over her mouth, and I sat so I could watch her between two seats.

Sophie

Sofie, 21. Dark, with dark long hair. Middle length and weight. When she coughed, she first coughed once with two hacks, a slight, noticeable wheezing between them. Not loudly at all, but with quite a strong ending hack. After about 10-30 seconds, she would usually then cough a second time: without that last, terminating hack but the wheezing rapidly increasing its intensity. It sometimes almost turned into a little whooping, which was surprising because she coughed in such a calm way apart from that second cough's termination.

Nice...

Blonde, short hair. Tall, slim, age around 30. Sitting on a train; sounded like she had had a cold. First, she coughed with three quiet, fast hacks (no rattlings but her throat sounded a bit "thick") with a hand cupped over her mouth. She then quickly cupped both hands over her mouth with the finger tips over the lower part of her nose and coughed with three more, a bit louder hacks.
About five minutes later, she coughed with three very quiet and fast hacks, turning her head towards the window, then she cupped a hand over her mouth and coughed a bit more intensively with three hacks.

A Double

On the station platform, waiting for the train home. Stood between a good-looking woman (age 46-50), tall, broad-shouldered, dark blonde hair and another quite good-looking, age 35-37, brunette, less tall than the first one, cute. The older one coughed every now and then with a dark, somewhat barking sound from her chest. Just a few hacks each time, usually no hands or maybe sometimes one hand. The younger one started to cough a few times with a sequence of hacks accompanied by some rattling sounds. No hands.
The train arrived, and I entered it after the two of them and, luckily, they sat down between each other and I sat down opposite to them, on the other sofa. The tall one cleared her throat very often, sometimes by hacking a little. Usually no hands. She swallowed after each time, and I noticed that she was putting lots of effort in her swallowing so I assumed she had an aching throat. At one time, her throat-clearing sounded like she got a clumpse of mucus up.
The younger one coughed once or twice only, and she coughed with her sleeve for her mouth. Again, long sequences of light hacks, but with a clear sound of some "moving" mucus.

A Special Style

Anne Gu, 30. Dark, short hair. Not tall, but big. Had a funny way of coughing after a cold. Sometimes she coughed time after time, fairly loudly and in a high tone. Sometimes, after coughing like this for perhaps 10 minutes with breaks of between 10 and 60 seconds, she would start to end her coughings with a whooping sound.
One time, I first heard her cough twice, quietly with her mouth shut. Shortly after, she coughed another one, where the termination really sounded like a whooping. After a few seconds, she did it again, with the same whooping sound again.

Reading and Coughing

I was on my way home by subway, a late evening. I was sitting opposite to a tall, blonde, pregnant woman, age 30-35. Every now and then, she cupped a hand over her mouth and coughed with a loud, hard, barking sound; really loud! She was reading a book all the time and not even her coughings had any effect on her concentration on it.

A Deep, Deep Rattling

A woman delivering coffee to the coffee machines, age about 30-35. Obviously had a chest cold and coughed 1-3 times while she was at our machine with real, long, warm, wet rattlings. Quite a good blonde; tall and quite "large", though not fat.

Towards the Ceiling

Anna Karin, 30, dark red hair (probably dyed), middle length and maybe just a little over middle weight, cute. Doesn't cough much, but after a chest cold, she had a coughing period. What I particularly remember was her cute rattlings, plus one time when she started to hack, then leaned her head backwards, cupping her hand over her mouth before she coughed with one or two rattlings towards the ceiling.

Just A Minor One

Passed two brunettes, age around 32-35. Just as I passed, one of them coughed with two hacks, with a dark barking from her chest. Her hand about four centimetres from her mouth, in the "fist" style. Didn't see the inhale.

Bending Forward

Passed a woman age around 37. Dark blonde, half-long hair, middle length. Coughed deeply and dryly, her hand cupped over her mouth. She bent forward; not 90 degrees though, more like 60. She coughed with two hacks, then paused for a few seconds before inhaling deeply and slowly to cough once again.

With the Hand on the Chest

Met a young woman (age around 25) coming out from a house. She coughed once, no rattlings or so. She did it fairly loud, no hands over her mouth. What made this one interesting was her putting her hand on her chest during the last seconds of coughing and letting it remain there for a while, while walking.

When I Wished I Was a Handkerchief...

Saw a woman on the subway, looked like if she originally was from Italy. Dark, thick hair, brown skin, beautiful. Age 35-37.
She was obviously in the middle of a cold and coughed every now and then and always in her handkerchief; either pressing it over her mouth with one hand or with two (with the three middle fingers if two hands). She usually coughed with two hacks, with an "chest-irritated" wheezing sound between. Her chest sounded "irritated" like if that cold refused to leave it alone, and I found her way of using her handkerchief quite exciting, especially when she used both hands.

The Triple Staccato

Age 45-47, quite short brown hair, on the train. Got a coughing fit, coughed with a kind of "staccato" style with a hand over her mouth. She let the hand remain, and the cough went on after about 10 seconds. Still let the hand remain and it went on again for a while.

A Triple...

I was on a board meeting an evening, with three women (age 45-55) among other. At one time, one of them cupped her hand over her mouth and coughed with two long, raspy rattlings then inhaled and repeated it. It sounded like she had had a bad cold, maybe even a pneumonia or something. A fantastic sound. Some minute later, another of these women for some reason started to cough. Nothing unusual with it, and no particularly exciting details, but I found it interesting to sit there with at least two coughing women, when a third one suddenly choked on some coffee and started too. Quite a funny situation...

The Subway Show

On the subway station in the morning: She was cute, age 40-45, short, half-long blonde hair. Sat on a bench and after a while coughed, apparently because of a cold. It was quite a dry but a bit "thick" cough and her chest sounded "irritated."
She was then quiet for a while, before a new, short sequence started and she let her cupped hand remain over her mouth after it - she knew what was coming! (A detail appealing to me, by the way.)
Yes, first she turned around a bit - she was sitting on the edge of the bench and she turned around so she had her back towards the other people sitting on the same bench. She almost bent down a little when she just about five-seven seconds after that sequence got another two hacks, an inhale, and then two much more intensive hacks; she made that sound that sounds like an indication of a whooping.

A Younger One Massaging Her Chest

After leaving the train, at the central station I caught the sight of two girls (age 18?) and a woman about ten metres away. One of the girls, blonde, middle size, blue jeans jacket, half-long hair, coughed three times with a hand over her mouth (didn't catch the exact style). It wasn't very loud or so. Directly after this sequence it began over again, and she coughed right out with a hand on her chest.

A Deep Rattling

Anette, 28. Tall, with dark half-long hair. I sat beside her at a meeting; she had just had a cold. No real cough, but a few times (just two or three) she coughed with a few hacks, and I could hear the phlegma moving on her chest, almost in detail (at least it felt like).

A Soundless One

When I got off the subway, I saw a blonde woman (age 35-37?) wearing a thick, bright red jacket who was coughing with her hand in a thick woollen glove over her mouth. The glove and all the noise, combined with the fact that it wasn't any loud cough gave the effect that I just saw it without hearing it. Sometimes, I find seeing a woman cough without hearing it quite interesting. She coughed with three hacks, then inhaled, then three more hacks. A real after-cold cough, I would say. You can imagine how warm and humid that glove must have been!

Something in Her Hand

Same morning, same train. Blonde (almost yellow hair), thin, age 35-37. Summer dress leaving the shoulders exposed. She was sitting at the next sofa so I could see her from behind. She turned her head a little so I could clearly see her face and coughed in her hand. I could see some saliva being thrown at her hand, which she was holding a few inches from her mouth. She looked at her hand. We got off at the same station and then I saw her light up. Walked just behind her for a minute or two but no more coughing.

Austrian Cough

Tall, a bit broad-shouldered woman, age around 30, sitting behind a stall at an Austrian market. Brown, long hair. Apparently had a chest cold. Time after time, she coughed with one hand cupped over her mouth: cooough-cough-cough-cough,inhale,cooough-cough-cough , i.e., always twice. The last time (before I had to leave), she did it three times, the last one much harder and deeper, and she raised a little from her chair as a reflex.

A Thick One...

Siw, 34. Tall, slim, light brunette. A very nice and glad woman. She's just had a chesty cold and she has got an extremely wet cough. She doesn't cough very frequently, and when she coughs we're talking about a few hacks (max 2 hacks, inhale, 2 new hacks) only. But, we're talking quality instead of quantity! It sounds like she has a heavy, wet clumpse of something in her chest that moves a little at every hack. It's one of the most deep and warm sounds I've heard from a woman's chest.

The Unstoppable Coughing Fit

A number of years ago, I had a job mate; a woman age around 50 but looked a bit younger. Middle-length, just a little over middle weight and almost black hair down to her shoulders. Quite kind and maybe just a little shy. During a cold, she had a day when she had a dry but sometimes unstoppable cough that quite often was heard from her office room. What I remember in particular was when she suddenly got a longer coughing fit (usually she coughed between one and three times, each consisting of a sequence of hacks). Her coughing fit was really, as I mentioned, unstoppable! From my own room, I heard her come out from her room and quickly go into the ladies' room in the other end of the corridor. I couldn't concentrate on working so I walked to the area just outside the door leading to the ladies' room to listen. She coughed, and coughed, and coughed for more than a minute without interruption. I waited for it to start to sound deeper or something, but no change unfortunately. When it finally subsided, I had to leave the area, of course.

Aussie Barkings

Annie, Australian, about 28. Not very tall, but BIG, still cute, brown hair and dark blue eyes. Annie had caught a bad chest cold, and she had a day at work when she basically coughed the whole day, with loud barkings all the time. For example, "hack-u-hack....(inhaling) BAAAAAAAARK hack-u-hack ..... (inhaling) BAAAAAARK bark hack-hack".

Probably usually not more than a minute between each time, often shorter. The day after, she still had the same cough when coming in after having been outdoors. I particularly remember one time in a small elevator. I was just beside her when she cupped her hand over her mouth, inhaled and baaaaarked as described. We were so close, side by side, so I could look into her palm as she coughed in it.

A Beauty With a Fantastic Cough

Helen, 40-ish, tall with long brown hair down over her shoulders, beautiful. Got some bad flu and coughed for over a week. Her coughing fits lasted for up to fifteen minutes. She didn't cough uninterruptedly during a fit, but she coughed time after time with breaks for between half a minute and two minutes: coooough-cough-cough , inhale , cooooough, cough-cough. Sometimes, the whole sequence could re-start after just ten seconds or so. One hand cupped over mouth. When it was in its most intense phases, she sometimes sounded like she was getting close to gag in the end of a coughing fit.
She then got better, but after just two or three weeks she got it back for another two weeks. Paradise, isn't it?

Nice Rattlings

Anne C., around 37. Middle length and weight, light skin, blonde (almost yellow) half-long hair. At work, coughed with rattlings after a cold for some days. No long coughing fits, coughed perhaps 1-3 times per hours,with nice rustlings.

The Sound of a Thunderstorm

Woman, age 45-50, sitting on a bench at a subway station. She was obviously in the middle of a cold and every now and then coughed with two hacks, each of them making a sound like from a thunderstorm (or a V8) inside her. No particular other details to be mentioned; she wasn't a beauty...

Low Voice Version

Woman, age 27-30, brunette with a bit curly, half-long hair. Middle length and weight. Sat beside me at the bank office while we were waiting for our turn. A few times, she coughed a little with only the slightest rattling sounds and with her hand over her mouth. What I liked was the "warm" and dark sound she made; I don't mean chest sounds, I'm talking about her voice, simply.

Miscellanous

Dust

Nov 2009 I was doing some cleaning in our basement area together with a woman living in the same house as I do. She's around 45 I think, "standard" body, short brown hair. There was a lot of dust in there, which started to whirl around in the air. She got around four coughing fits while we were down there, usually with dry but quite powerful hacks and some barkings. Her fits lasted from 5 to 15 seconds, I'd guess, consisting of 2-4 sequences.

After we had finished, she went into the elevator alone, because she lives on the fourth floor and I live on the ground floor. I heard her get another fit, longer than before. Probably she had tried to keep it back a little before, when she wasn't alone. I heard her cough probably 6 or 7 sequences, heavier than before and mostly with barkings. A few seconds after the last sequence, I could hear a "close-to-gag" sound, of the same kind as Ashley Meadows is doing severak times in the first part of her clip "Smoking and Gagging".

Double "close-to-gag"

2007-06-12 On the other side of the street, I heard a woman cough uhh-u-uhh, i.e. just a standard double. I was in a hurry, so it was just a reflex that made me quickly check out who it was. It came from a midage woman, not very tall, with brown hair turning into grey. After around 15 seconds, she made an unusual and, to me at least, very thrilling variant - she coughed uhh-u-UAEH-u-UEAH - what I'm trying to express this way is a double "close-to-gag". And another interesting detail is that this second fit didn't start "harder" or "deeper" than the first one. I'm wondering if the double "close-to-gag" was a surprise to her like it was for me, or if she more or less always gets this. Thrilling...

Alvina

2005-08-18 A job mate - 46 years, tall, brunette with soft, brown eyes. She's asthmatic but she just makes a few coughings each day during work hours, and they're dry. She usually coughs hack-u-hack-u-hack, hack hack or some variant of this, and just once. I've got one single recording (good sound quality), email me to get the WAV file. If she catches just a slight cold, she stays at home for one or two days because she gets mucus in her chest which makes her tired. One day, I'll take a deep breath and ask if she coughs much during those days, I hope.

Water Cough

2004-01-18
A slightly big woman around 45 years on the train. She had a wheezing cough combined with a sound from her chest like if it was full of water. Usually, she coughed only with one such wheezing, bubbling sound, followed by a second one a few moments later. At one time, she got more of a fit, she made one or two as described, followed by a sequence of bubbling, suppressed hacks, then one or two as before. Maybe she had some sort of emphysemia or other problem. Another woman whom I understand she knew was sitting opposite to her, reading the paper. I noticed she didn't pay any attention at all to the first woman's extraordinary chest sounds. (If the cougher would have been alone, I wish I'd had the guts to move over to her and tell her that her coughing sound interested me. There were not many people on the train.)

Blonde at a restaurant

2003-10-24 At a lunch restaurant, a guest, a blonde middle-aged woman coughed with dry hacks over and over again in the queue. It stopped after a while and almost nothing while she was eating. It was the unstoppable characteristic of it that I liked.

Middle-aged, raspy

At the station in the morning, I met a middle-aged (well 45-50) woman walking in the opposite direction. Just as she met, she coughed in a raspy, slightly wet way (cooooough-hack-hack I think), inhaled, coughed "cooughY-hack-hack-hack" - i.e., a bit pressure on the "Y" which ended the first hack. Probably an open hand for her mouth. Don't know if the fit surprised her or if she prepared it with an inhale.

Tall and Wet

Heard two separated hacks and noticed a tall, beautiful woman on the train station, on another platform. She inhaled and made one final hack the same way. All hacks (3 in total) was made up of a hack followed by a distinct thick rattling from her chest. You could actually noticed there was a gap between the hack and the rattling for probably just some 1/10 of a second.

Park Bark

Noticed a girl age 20-22 in a park. She sat down behind a tree in the sun. She caught my attention because she looked slighly dizzy (like a little stoned or something) but I might have been wrong about this. She as she sat down, she saw I was watching her and at the same time she inhaled and coughed one raspy (maybe a little barking) hack. I wish I had went back to the place a few minutes later to maybe have a closer look.

Had to visit the hospital because of her cough?

I was at a hospital one Sunday to pay a visit to a relative of mine. I there heard a middle aged woman cough every now and then from another room. Slightly wet hacks, a nice cough I thought. I later heard she was going to get her lungs X-rayed.

Nose Ring

22-25 years, blonde, noticeably made up in face, ring in her left nostril. Sat close to her on the train so I could watch her without any problem. At least once per two minutes, she coughed with one dry but a bit hard hack. It sounded like she was doing it deliberately more than from a reflex, but I wasn't sure. She usually put her cupped hand over her mouth, a few times she did it right out. She made these coughings even while making a phone call on her mobile phone, then without the hand. At one time, I happened to glance at her at the same time as she inhaled, and I got the opportunity to study how she formed her lips and her tongue in that phase.

Down the wrong way

Anithra, 43 I think, got something down the wrong way this afternoon and started to cough uncontrollably. I think she coughed 4 or 5 sequences of around 6-7 hacks each. Two of the sequences began with two or three almost suppressed hacks that were before the inhale, which means it's maybe not clear whether they should be looked upon as belonging to the previous sequence or the current one. To explain it better: hack-hack-hack-hack-hack-hack..........hack,hack INHALE hack-hack-hack-hack-hack-hack etc.I could clearly hear her long inhales from my place.

Turned around towards me

Today, when I was walking along the street, I spotted two women and a guy talking outside a shop in the corner of a house. One of the two women (age 35?) coughed with, I think, two hacks. Just as I passed, she turned her back towards the other two, still with her open hand over her mouth, just stood their a few seconds before turning back. I really felt excited by seeing her standing there, turned towards me as I passed with her hand over her mouth even if she didn't cough anything more. Since I have this special interest for how women cough in their hands (and simply for the fact that they sometimes do), just seeing a woman with her hand over her mouth often thrills my fantasy. If I've heard, or seen, or just understood that she has coughed in that hand, if just a single little hack, a few seconds ago, that's sometimes sufficient to wake me up.

Maybe a smoker?

At a meeting, I met Anna. A quite big woman with brown, short hair, not very tall. Probably around 40 years. Every now and then she coughed with one or two hacks only, but what a sound - a thick, dark, powerful rumbling came from inside her every time and I didn't get the impression that she was coughing very hardly. Maybe a smoker's cough? Maybe the remainder of a bronchitis? Hope I'll meet her again...

Two hands

At a lunch restaurant last week, a young woman (age 28-32) sat so I could see her from my place just a few meters away. At one time, she coughed with two or three dry hacks with a hand for her mouth. Nothing special with that, but around five minutes later, she coughed again with just one single hack but quickly put both her hands up over her nose and mouth during the hack, then removed them again. Nothing special with that for some people maybe, but I just loved it. Why bother moving both hands up that way and cough into them just once?

Two hands over nose and mouth

I was waiting for two ladies I know outside a subway station when I noticed a tall, dark woman; age 35 somewhere who seemed to be waiting for someone too. At one time, she coughed with around 4-5 dry hacks, that's why I noticed her. A couple of minutes later, her friend (another woman) came and they stood there chatting for a while. Suddenly, the tall one cupped both her hands up over her nose and mouth and coughed another sequence like the first one. I love seeing a woman use her hands that way, and I wondered why she did it that way - the hacks were quite discreet and not very loud. They were standing fairly close to each other, face to face, talking when it happened - maybe she wanted to cover her mouth extra carefully rather than turning her head away; I mean it was some sort of reflex?

I KNEW she would cough!

Noticed two women standing on the train platform. There were a number of smoking women/girls (mostly young, 22-35) here and there, but one of these two women caught my attention despite they weren't smoking. Her voice, her clothing, her way of talking, well let's call it my intuition, told me that she would show me at least a little coughing sooner or later.
I managed to find a seat close to these two women. The presumptive cougher was around 40-45, had light, pale hair (half-long) and wore some sort of white wool sweater which made the top part of her light-skinned breast and collar bones visible. After a couple of minutes, she quickly cupped her hand over her mouth and coughed with two hacks. She repeated it another two times before I left the train. The last time sounded a little wet maybe, while the first two were almost absolutely dry.

Deliberately

I was waiting for the train back to town after work, and on the platform I heard one hack. Just one, single hack and it was a woman of age around 35, normal length, just a little over middle weight who had done it. She had dark, fairly short hair and wore glasses. Not beautiful, not ugly at all, just a "standard" woman, nothing more. She did it again, and I understood it was done deliberately. Deliberate coughings are not any favourite of mine at all, but anyway I made sure to choose the same train wagon as she did, and I managed to find a seat almost opposite to her. Every 4-5 minutes or something, she put her fist-formed left hand over her mouth at the same time as she inhaled and coughed with one hard and a bit loud hack. After a while I started to like it, despite the fact that it's not usually my favourite style. I started to fantasize about sitting alone with her, and everytime she felt the need to clear her throat (or whatever her reason was), she would give me a sign that it was time again, so I could place my hand over her mouth. Sometimes fist-formed, sometimes cupping the hand over her mouth and if I had the guts, I would cup two hands up over her nose and mouth with my finger tips on her pretty nose.
I sometimes glanced at her hand after she had taken it down again, and regretted it wasn't my hand...

Exposed back

This was in the middle of the summer, at the commuting train. A woman was sitting on a seat in front of me, with her back towards me. She was wearing a summer dress which left the top part of her back almost entirely exposed. After a while, she lifted her hands, cupped them up over her nose and mouth (I guessed; I mean I couldn't see her face but I could see most of what she was doing with her hands) and coughed a few times, inhaled and coughed again. She was doing it deliberately, I'm quite sure about that. The fascinating thing was how I could watch her shoulders move and her chest expand when she inhaled.

Her back was so close...

A woman, age around 50, sat down next to me at the subway train this morning. There are two places on each sofa and I was sitting next to the window and she on the place next to the aisle, and she sat down with her back towards me. After less than a minute, she coughed with one or maybe two quick, silent hacks with her mouth shut. Then, almost immediately after, put her fist for her mouth, inhaled and coughed with a long 'output' phase followed by a fast sequence of hacks, and the time between each individual hack was shorter and shorter. She didn't inhale between the hacks, so she bent a little forward more and more. Then inhaled and coughed with two, somewhat louder hacks. Her back was just centimeters from my body, which made me feel even more excited.

Allergies

At the lunch restaurant I saw a woman (age 30-33, middle-blond hair tied like a horse's tail, normal length, slender, neat). After a long time, I suddenly heard her cough and the sound was a dark, loud noise, you could say. It was two heavy, rumbling hacks with a barking sound mixed into it too. I wondered how she felt when doing them. She later on (I had my eyes on her from that moment) took a handkercheif and blew her nose. I think she had some sort of allergy caused by the blooming trees in the spring.

Nose Ring

At the central station of Gothenburg, I saw three female station workers, walking side by side. They belonged to the staff that empties the wastebaskets etc before the train leaves, I think. The one in the middle was very tall, age around 30, had brown, curly, half-long hair and had a ring in her left nostril. Just as they came closer to where I was sitting, the tall one raised her hand, cupped it over her mouth and coughed with two hacks. Nothing special with them, it was just that I started to wonder if she was a smoker or not (I supposed that she was, with regard to her style and her profession, if I may say so) and if the cough had any connection to it. And, she looked great!

Silence, please

During an exam at the university, I recall a female university teacher who was supervising the test. She was of normal length and size, had blonde, half-long hair. At one time, she coughed with two or three hacks; silently and wheezing. She then inhaled a little and repeated it with her hands up over her nose. I also remember that, when I had finished the test and put the papers at the desk where she was standing, I noticed that she had missed one button in her blouse, so I almost could see one of her breasts...

Hands Over Nose

Saw a young, blonde, cute woman/girl (age around 25) on the train. A short, dry little cough with one or maybe two hacks first, nothing special with it. After a couple of minutes, she again inhaled but this time cupped her both hands up over her nose and mouth, covering half her nose, and coughed with two dry, soft hacks - then removed her hands. She repeated it after yet another couple of minutes. What I liked was seeing her putting both her hands up over her cute nose and mouth for just a very light cough.

Deliberately

Passed a blonde woman (age about 40) walking in a street with her friend. Don't know why, but she was coughing, deliberately, the hardest the could, I heard her friend saying something like "come on, you can do better than that". Some of her coughings turned into barkings.

Time After Time

Blonde, age 20-24, short, more than middle weight (quite big, simply). Time after time (interval between maybe 20-60 seconds), she coughed right out in the air: coouUUGH-y-cough, i.e. a fairly long "output" phase increasing in loudness but without any particular wheezing sound or so. Saw her at a bus station near a subway station. I noticed her on my way out to the bus station, she was quite close. She then walked to another bus stop at the bus station (there are several) and sat down, and went on coughing. I could still watch her from where I was, but I was about 50 metres from her place.

A Dark Voice

I was on my way home in the evening, by train as usual. In the sofa behind me, two women (age 30-35) were sitting. They talked all the time, and one of them had a dark voice with just a little tendency to sound raspy. Every now and them she cleared her throat by coughing hardly with one, single hack. Her chest sounded thick and "irritated". We were sitting so close to each other so every time I turned my head just a little, it felt like the one with the dark voice were talking right into my ear.

Absence of cough

This section lists women that I expected to cough, or at least wanted them to...

Throat-clearings Only

Smoker, age 45-48, red/brown hair. Sat opposite to her on the train. She cleared her throat several times and fairly deeply. At one time, I could feel her smoky breathe.

Heavy Smoker

Last night, at one of the more exclusive hotel bars, I saw a family having dinner in the restaurant section. The woman was dark, tall beautiful and full of style, maybe with a little touch of arrogance. They were too far away for me to notice any details except that she was around 35-38 years. She had two cigarettes before the soup, at least one before the main dish, and at least one after before they left. She smoked, smoked and smoked, to summarize. They had a baby sleeping in a perambulator also just beside the table. All the time, I listened and looked for the slightest sign of an expected smoker's cough, but not even a throat clearing.

Old update notes:

Updated Sep 16th, 2007: Marie (under Colds) updated.
Updated Sep 8th, 2007: One Colds encounters added and Marie (also under Colds) updated.
Updated Sep 3rd, 2007: Four Colds encounters added.
Updated Jun 12th, 2007: A Misc encounter added.
Updated Apr 6th, 2007: The Lise story edited and moved from the Danish section to a section of her own. "A commercial's cough" moved from the Smoker's Cough section to the Danish section. A new encounter added to the Smoke-related section.
Updated Feb 23rd, 2007: A new encounter in the Danish section, plus some editorial changes.
Updated Dec 25th, 2006: One new Colds encounter, two new Smoker's Cough plus a few editorial changes.
Updated Sep 23rd, 2006: Bella added to Smoker's Cough, two new encounters at the top of Colds.
Updated Aug 11-12th, 2006: "Eva" moved from own section into Smoker's Cough, "Margareta" moved from own section into "Colds", "Charwoman" changed to "Cleaning woman" and her description was improved.
Also added two new encounters, one to Smoker's Cough and one to Colds.
Updated Jul 18th, 2006: Two new encounters added to Colds, one new added to Smoker's Cough, three new added to Danish (where of two are heavy barkers!).
Updated May 16th, 2006: Made a reorganization: All school teachers moved to a section of their own, all school mates moved to a section of their own.
Updated Mar 11th, 2006: Three new encounters in the top of Colds, one with a sound sample.
Updated Jan 28th, 2006: Improved vocabulary for all barking encounters (Among others
Helena, Kristina, Viveca, Malin, Annie (the Australian). Search for the substring "bark" to find all places).
Updated Nov 7th, 2005: One new Smoke-related amd one new Cold added.
Updated Oct 3rd, 2005: One new Danish encounter.
Updated Sep 7th, 2005: Final notes on Mimi.
Updated Sep 3rd, 2005: More notes on Mimi
Updated Aug 29th, 2005: More notes on Mimi
Updated Aug 26th, 2005: More notes on Mimi (once again)
Updated Aug 24th, 2005: More notes on Mimi (again)
Updated Aug 23rd, 2005: More notes on Mimi!
Updated Aug 18th, 2005: More notes on Mimi and a new Misc encounter (Alvina).
Updated Aug 2nd, 2005: Two new encounters added to the "Danish" section.
Updated Jul 9th, 2005: More notes on Mimi.
Updated Jul 7th, 2005: More notes on Mimi.
Updated Jul 5th, 2005: More notes on Mimi.
Updated Jun 25th, 2005: A new Cold encounter added, more notes on Mimi.
Updated Jun 19th, 2005: A new Cold encounter added.
Updated Jun 17th, 2005: Mimi moved to a section of her own and Lucy added to Colds.
Updated Jun 3rd, 2005: Mimi added to the Colds section.
Updated Apr 18th, 2005: One new (actually two) Smoker's Coughs.
Updated Apr 12th, 2005: One new encounter added to Smoker's Cough
Updated Mar 11th, 2005: A nice rumbling lady added to the Danish section, and the description of the girl and her cough in "Cough In My Face, Pleeeease" (the "Young..." section) improved.
Updated Jan 19th, 2005: Two ladies added to the Danish section. Also, table of contents improved.
Updated Dec 20th 2004: One Smoker's Cough added, one Smoke-Related.
Updated Jul 3rd 2004: Moved the most recent Misc encounter to the Danish section, added 5 new Danish encounters.
Updated May 19th 2004: New section "Danish" added and one new encounter added to "Misc".
Updated Jan 18th 2004: Two new Colds, one new Misc added.
Updated Dec 9th 2003: Special section "Sabatina" added, one Colds, one Smoke-related added
Updated Oct 24th 2003: Some sections slightly renamed, three Colds added, one Misc, two Smoker's cough, and the dedicated section "Jeanette" added.
Updated Aug 20th 2003: One Mature smoker's cough and one More Colds added
Updated Aug 17th 2003: One Mature smoker's cough added
Updated Jul 29th 2003: Update on one of the Jun 18th ladies
Updated Jun 18th 2003: One More Colds, two Misc added
Updated May 22nd 2003: One Mature Smoker added.
Updated May 3rd 2003: One Misc and one More Colds added, plus some text improvements here and there, plus HTML comments to help me remember better.
Updated May 6th 2003: Another two new ("Groucery Store" and "Alcougholic") added to More Colds + "Ulrika" moved to More Colds.
(Older update notes not kept.)

Smoker's cough	True smoker's cough encounters only.	2006-12-25
Smoke-related	Smoking ladies who's coughing but without 100% smoker's cough.	2007-04-06
Colds	Coughings caused by colds, flus etc.	2006-12-25
Miscellanous	Those who simply don't fit in anywhere else.	2005-08-18
Danish	Danish ladies	2006-06-18
Young, fresh hacks	Other memories of younger coughers.	(2001)
School teachers	Many guys, regardless of fetish area, have fantasies about their "old" school teachers.
School mates	My own, female school mates.
Lise	A one-night business with Lise	2007-04-06
Mimi	Her cough was a never ending story...	2005-08-23
Jeanette	Jeanette's bronchitis cough	2003
Sabatina	One of the few true chain smoker's I've met, and with nice chest sounds.	2003
Rima	A true full-time cougher.	(2000)
Helena	A blonde true barker.	(1999-2000)
Anette	A wet smoker's cough.	(2000-2001)
Cleaning woman	Cleaning the floors and clearing her smoky throat.	(2000)
Absence of cough	About ladies who should have had a good potential for being first-class coughers... but who weren't.